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The £5m donation is the one we know about.

Why did Farage run away? That's the £5m question... #bbclaurak

Laura Kuenssberg

And not a word on the front pages, and pretty much a news blackout on the broadcast media. We are getting into Reverse Pravda mode when it comes to the wrongdoing of @reformparty_uk … anyone would think the media was biased to the right !!!

@reformparty_uk Can you not put out a single Tweet without a typo? Un-fucking-beliable. The word is spelled "grifting".

Nigel is grafting away on market day selling our exclusive new shirts for 2026. Roll up and get yourself a deal! 👕

@SarahForRuncorn No one has voted for @ZiaYusufUK... And why does he not use his actual name?

If you vote for them, you can have them.

@Nigel_Farage More cash to the coffers of your "party" - or is it a business with you as the majority shareholder?

I’m out on the market today. These are selling like hotcakes! 👀

@EssexPR Did @Nigel_Farage explain to you how a gift of £5m is: totally normal; doesn't mean he's not a man of the people; shouldn't be declared as a new MP; was handy for buying a house in Clacton, or at least giving to your girlfriend to buy you a house and save on stamp duty?

Popped to North Weald market near me and only bumped into the next Prime Minister…

Hey @BBCNews I’ve just watched your 10pm show..lots of gossip from @ChrisMasonBBC about @UKLabour but nothing about the £5m bribe Farage illegally concealed or Tice’s tax dodging or Jenrick’s illegal funding…why are you protecting @reformparty_uk ?

I nearly got away with paying FIVE MILLION IN TAX NIGE !! I nearly got away with a present I recieved of FIVE MILLION. Still lets keep telling the dopey sods that we are a party for the people. THEY WILL FALL FOR IT AGAIN !!!

Everything Farage told the British people about Brexit was a lie, not most of it or even a majority. Every Single Thing. He has damaged the nation more than any politician in history, he should be in prison.

Nigel Farage used to boast about his closeness to Donald Trump. Now Trump’s war is pushing up bills, he’s gone very quiet. So here’s a little reminder.

There’s no “accused” about it - a politician being handed £5m IS a conflict of interest. Accepting such a gift is an open and shut case of not being interested in, let alone fit for, public service ft.com/content/6a56c3…

@RobertJenrick I despise you, are you going to deport me? The prospect of you attempting that very entertaining, you can't make 15st of Scouser do anything he doesn't want to. My bet is you'd make a lot of noise then not show up to do it... a bit like @Nigel_Farage.

We were reminded once again this week that there are plenty of people in our country who despise us. We don’t need more thoughts and prayers. We need deportations. A lot of them. In the last fortnight alone an Afghan gang, masterminded by an asylum seeker was estimated to be behind the theft of 62,000 phones. A Nigerian migrant who raped a teenager after using human rights law to dodge deportation for a previous “sexually motivated” attack was jailed for 17 years. And three asylum seekers from Iran and Egypt, living in a taxpayer-funded hotel, were found guilty of raping a woman on Brighton beach. Then, on Wednesday, a Somali-born man is suspected of having attacked Jews in Golders Green. It followed the fire-bombing of an ambulance last month in an attack claimed by an Iranian-linked group, Ashab al Yamin. After this latest assault on our people, we don’t need hollow statements from former prime ministers who waved in deranged and dangerous people. Or warnings about “turning inwards” from others when our open borders have proved deadly. We need to stop allowing random people from cultures that hate us to flood into our country and stay here. And we need those people who hate us to leave. Voluntarily, ideally. Or forcibly deported by the Government if necessary. It’s that simple. We cannot keep living alongside people who want to harm us and leech off our generosity. There are far too many people who use the UK as a playground for their criminality and as a platform to exact revenge for their perceived grievances. In many cases they have brought with them a disdain for our country and its history, medieval attitudes towards women, and a hatred of Jews that will take generations to shift. Reform UK appears to be the only party that understands this. Zia Yusuf has said that if the Golders Green attacker is found guilty, he would use the Home Secretary’s power under the British Nationality Act 1981 to strip him of his citizenship and deport him from our shores. Just like we will do with the parents of Axel Rudakabanu, who were complicit in the Southport killings.  And as Nigel said this week, a Reform Government will stop the unvetted men in small boats in months. Those here illegally will be deported. End of. Instead of getting rid of the odious characters we have become all too familiar with, this Government is intent on doing the opposite. The Office for National Statistics forecasts that by 2034 nearly 7.2 million people will move here from overseas. It would be the definition of insanity to double down on the disastrous three decades of mass migration which have left us all poorer and less safe. I do not think our country – our traditions, mores, and way of life – could survive another surge of people in such a short period. We are at a crossroads. We cannot keep living like this. Parents, fearful of taking their kids to school past illegal migrant hotels. Women, worried about the rape gangs that continue to exist to this day. And British Jews, looking over their shoulders as they go about their lives, and planning to leave. We either resign ourselves to perpetual insecurity, or we grow a backbone. What is required is tough. Some will scream it’s illiberal. So be it. The extreme liberalism we currently have is failing spectacularly. The sad truth is we are condemning our country to decades of this hell. To save it, we have no choice but to be uncompromising.

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Has anyone seen Nigel?

@_HenryBolton You spelled"totally fucking as predicted" wrong.

Nigel Farage’s record of voting in the Commons is continuing a pattern he established in the European Parliament. It’s very disappointing, particularly for those of us who supported him back in the day. His EP voting record (as an MEP 1999-2020) was: - between 2014-16 he participated in just 40.7% of roll-call votes → ranked 745th out of 746 MEPs (the worst active MEP in the Parliament). - His 2014-19 plenary attendance was just 61.4% (in the top 7 worst MEPs) In the House of Commons, Nigel is ranked 595th out of 650 MPs (9th percentile) in terms of the votes he’s participated in since the General Election. That’s just the record. He’s good at drawing attention to himself but rather less keen on the unglamorous, routine but vital work of Parliament - or anything else - when it is not necessarily all about him. It’s disappointing.

@Parody_PM If it collapses under the scrutiny afforded to the right wing by @bbclaurak it must have the rigidity of tissue paper... ...wet tissue paper.

"Dear Diary, I was due to be on the Laura Kuenssberg show today, but pulled out because my blend of hot air, lies, corruption and fantasy bollocks would collapse under even the mildest scrutiny" #BBCLauraK

@Nigel_Farage @Telegraph Dod you go to see @bbclaurak?

On Friday I took @Telegraph out on the Reform campaign bus. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@BonnieThistles @blaiklockBP Me? Leave you alone? Are you OK, seriously, are you getting help you clearly need?

@PatchTheScally @blaiklockBP Like discussing this and have decided to add in every other culture u can think of for deflection. U have NO where near the experience I have with Islam, you are a puppet to them. A useful one. Leave me alone u clearly have no idea what u are talking about.

If there was not a single Muslim in England , terrorist attacks would be as good as zero. The rape of hundreds of thousands of British and Sikh women and girls by Pakistani grooming gangs would not have happened. We would not have Halal meat. We would not need Prevent. We would save billions on social security payments. FGM, honour killings. Hijabs, cousin marriage, Mosques would disappear overnight .