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@ezekiel_arol Is that suit made in South Sudan?🤭🤭

That Ugandan security officer who tore President Salva Kiir’s Security officer clothes must be arrested immediately. Because he is a disgrace to Ugandan security services. Here is a thing: I have never seen foreign security officers so close to the president of a certain country like this before. This is a security breach. Can we do the same to Museveni when he visits South Sudan and Ugandan security officers accept it safe? Pathetic and disorganized Ugandan protocols!

No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size. What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.

Obukokolo bugeyana! All petty and grand thieves are now pointing at AAA because of an RR. If we could carry out an investigation of others, she may fall in the petty thieves category!!

@MathiasMpuuga @Parliament_Ug Haa! Tewebaziza NUP!! Olimuzibu!!!

As we sign out from @Parliament_Ug, I will forever be grateful to the people of Masaka.

@SheillahKhadie You will know when you grow up! Having responsibilities.

People who leave home for work when it is still dark, which jobs are you doing?

Don't you think he wants to rule for half a century?😅🤣

@shalomndagire Buildyourhouse gin!

Please tell me 😒

Happy mothers Day! May my mum's soul rest in eternal peace! #MyXAnniversary

@Faithdallen "Sweat for thy bread" - Mbarara Municipal School

I will start: "Godliness with hard work"

@BalabaB63181 @SpireJim You need your school fees refund!!!🥰

@SpireJim gwe simanyi spire stop reasoning out like an illetrate, this is not results of hard work but rather embezzlement, you want to tell us that she work hard to the extent that just in 5yrs she has achieved the multibillion properties, nedda nawe stop this nonsensical propaganda

Lazy broke people cannot understand how in just a few years a Speaker can acquire a 3 billion Rolls Royce, a RangeRover, and gift hubby a RangeRover too… unveil a palatial home, a teaching hospital, construct a stadium, build a multimillion structure on Mutungo hill, pay off a house in Nakasero, shop clothes from high end UK shops … Just work hard, you can also acquire that. We are a rich country, look for your own wealth. #UgandaParliamentExhibition

@leodey4uu The only good thing I know about a petrol station is liquidity. You can get the cash you want at any time. it's like your "bank" to do other things.

Which of these investments can give generational wealth? Fuel station Or Hotel

@iamarnoldworld Honourable Luzzi!

When you're just born and you hear your Dad being called Honorable by everyone in the hospital. 😂

Garvey and Nyerere's Ghosts: Why the Young Museveni Would Have Been a Criminal Under His Bill Today Amidst a storm of national and international backlash, the Ugandan government has deleted or diluted several of the more heinous clauses in its controversial Sovereignty Bill. These retreats were first signalled in a three-page letter from President Yoweri Museveni. Even so, the President defended the remaining text, claiming to channel the spirit of heroes like Marcus Garvey and Julius Nyerere, the struggles of the ANC, and two centuries of African anti-colonial resistance. One might have let this pass, were it not for the glaring contradictions. Museveni is right to assert that African nations must guard their policy-making against external coercion to ensure the continent's future is determined by its own citizens. His acknowledgement of the long struggle against colonial exploitation rightly identifies the need for African agency. But a closer look at the Bill and the historical movements it invokes reveals deep-seated contradictions. To begin with, Marcus Garvey's Universal Negro Improvement Association (UNIA) was the ultimate example of foreign political funding, powered by the remittances of the global Black Diaspora. While Museveni's letter claims to protect remittances, the Bill's broad language targets money with political intent. Since Garvey's entire financial model was built on political intent - the liberation of Africa - his work would be an illegal foreign influence under the strictures of this Bill. There is a fundamental disconnect in claiming Garvey as a hero while legislating to block the global African community's support (among others). Similarly, the ANC's 1994 victory was won precisely because the movement ignored territorial sovereignty. The ANC built a globalised network that funnelled foreign money and political pressure into South Africa. A strict Sovereignty Bill in the 1970s would have been the Apartheid regime's greatest tool to silence the ANC's international allies. Museveni should know this practically. In the late 1980s, he oversaw the relocation of the ANC and its armed wing, Umkhonto we Sizwe, to central Uganda. When they eventually won power in 1994, their massive parade in Kampala surprised many Ugandans who hadn't realised the sheer scale of the foreign presence on their soil (South Africa has repaid the favour by refusing to grant Ugandans visa-free access, while those Africans who actually even opposed their anti-apartheid struggle get it. Talk of treachery and ingratitude). Anyway, essentially, the Museveni of today is seeking to punish the progressive Museveni of decades past. Furthermore, Museveni credits the USSR and China (and should have added Cuba) for assisting the African Resistance. This creates a logical trap: if the 20th-century liberation movements, including Museveni's own NRA, had operated under his proposed Sovereignty Bill, their external support would have been criminalised. Foreign weapons and training would have seen these freedom fighters labelled as mercenaries or traitors by the standing regimes. Finally, Museveni blames egocentric kings for the disunity that invited colonisation. However, this Bill does exactly what those kings did: it concentrates power within a small executive Cabinet rather than the people. By invoking Garvey and Nyerere, Museveni is choosing heroes whose radical, pro-people philosophies offer the strongest arguments against his legislative agenda.

@drstellanyanzi @KagutaMuseveni @Thomas_Tayebwa Naye Stella!🤣🤣😂

@KagutaMuseveni @Thomas_Tayebwa You slippery snake, you are very dry! Wekaza…

Fellow Ugandans, especially the Bazzukulu. Habaari. Greetings to all of you. Of recent, I have noticed a lot of orwaari (noise, kelele), regarding the Sovereignty Bill. Which Sovereignty Bill is the rwaari about? The one I initiated in the Cabinet or another one? The Bill will stop FDIs (Foreign Direct Investments), support for religious bodies from abroad, Remittances from Ugandans working abroad, etc., etc. Really!! That is not the Bill I initiated. Below is clarification on what I initiated.

My cartoons are being exhibited by the Freedom Cartoonists Foundation under the theme of ‘Cartoons for Freedom’ at the shores of Lake Geneva (Quai Wilson) alongside those of Safaa Odah, a Palestinian cartoonist, and of a few others from Europe. If you are there, pass by to check. The Exhibition will last the whole month of May.

@AKasingye @LuckyMbabazi Afande, mind your perception! You're still locked in 'policing', yet you retired! 🤣😅

@LuckyMbabazi Why handcuff yourself? Were you star-track?

I just can't keep this in the gallery now can i.😁

@MasculineNotes Once you start, some studies suggest..., there is no single universal technique... Then leave that thing. It is very complex! 😡😡

Most MEN believe that female pleasure is complicated. In reality, many times it's just ignorance of anatomy. These are some of the key points of FEMALE PLEASURE that almost no one explains well: Thread:

What made us laugh: From no where, he asked me why teachers often carry bu-bags like I carried. I told him ‘I moved with my samosas’.

@SpireJim @brucenahabwe1 @NUP_Ug @HEBobiwine Anti notisi, where did we stop last time? Then opens the kabag, today, we are going to look at Maslow's hierarchy of needs theory..........😅

@brucenahabwe1 @NUP_Ug @HEBobiwine Ssebo omukulu yangamba mbu abasomesa tetubulwaako busawo 😆

The day Dr Spire visited the @NUP_Ug headquarters and was warmly welcomed by President @HEBobiwine 🫶🏿

@Kaynayla256 It is all about good service, when you go with it, the next person will not be served well!

Banks if we trust you with our money. Why don’t you trust us with your pens 🤔