Phloridian

Go!!

@PlayBracco Dick.

The most excited a Pirates fan has been on years😂😂

@MbarkCherguia As a customer, no. As a former courier, yes! lol

Do you agree with this FedEx driver?

@WeAreWoke1776_3 Ew she looks trollish.

She’s SOOOOOO F+CKED.

@AlTheBoss03 Bob Boone

Let’s test your baseball timeline. Without saying your age, who was the catcher on your favorite team when you first started watching? ⚾️

@us_connie 1963

@Mishi_2210 30-12=18 18/2=9 The answer is 9

What number am i ? 🤔

@Mishi_2210 9

@ThoNg676733 I did! I remember.

Imagine living in 1978 and hearing this amazing Song for the first time!🎸🎤

@Maxines1017 @FoxNews My 89 year old mother does. And doesn’t take any blood thinners.

@FoxNews My 90-year old mother never bruises like that. She's slipped off her bed and landed on the floor several times and she's on a daily aspirin. No bruises.

REPORTER: “Bruising on your hand? Are you okay?” PRESIDENT TRUMP: “Very good.” REPORTER: “You’re good?” PRESIDENT TRUMP: “I clipped it on the table. So I put a little, what do they call it? Cream on it. But I clipped it. I would say take aspirin if you like your heart, but don't take aspirin if you don't want to have a little bruising.” “The doctor said, you don't have to take that, sir. You're very healthy. I said, I'm not taking any chances." "So anyway, that's one of the side effects of taking aspirin.”

@brianwork8 @Milajoy @CrazyVibes_1 @MrPitbull07 He credited the story. See the bottom.

@Milajoy @CrazyVibes_1 Go check out @MrPitbull07 he posted the exact same story! It’s almost like one of them is stealing stories for clicks’

My wife passed in March. Forty-two years of marriage, and then just... silence. The house felt wrong. Too quiet. Too still. My daughter kept saying I needed "something to care for." I kept telling her I was fine. I wasn't fine. One Sunday, I drove to the Arizona Humane Society just to walk around. No intention of adopting anything. Just needed to be somewhere that wasn't my living room. The volunteer stopped me near the senior wing. "These two have been here eleven months. We waived their adoption fee last week. Still no takers." Pepper was solid black with a grey muzzle—eight years old, arthritis in his back legs. Salt was pure white with one brown eye and one blue, deaf as a post, same age. Brothers from the same litter, surrendered when their owner went into hospice care. Eleven months. In Phoenix. In a concrete run with no air conditioning half the year. "Why won't anyone take them?" I asked. The volunteer shrugged. "They're old. They're pitbulls. They come as a package deal. People want puppies." I watched Pepper slowly lower himself onto the cool concrete. Salt curled up right next to him, pressing his white head against his brother's black shoulder. They fit together like puzzle pieces. Like they'd been doing this their whole lives. Like me and Lorraine used to sleep. "How much is the fee?" I asked. "Sir, I told you—it's waived. Nobody wants—" "I want them." She stared at me. "Both of them?" "You think I'm gonna separate two old brothers who've already lost everything once?" That was four months ago. Now Pepper sleeps on Lorraine's side of the bed. Salt sleeps on mine. The house isn't quiet anymore—it's full of snoring and the click of nails on hardwood and two grey-muzzled faces waiting by the door when I come home from the grocery store. They lost their person. I lost mine. We found each other. Credit - Thomas meade

@MbarkCherguia Pond, SE Pennsylvania

She refused to call it anything but 'a smaller body of water' 😭 Watch the clip… what do YOU call this? Pond? Lake? Something else?

@Lockpickworld76 @JonnyRoot_ They’re already there.

@JonnyRoot_ I'm tired of the mass media with the dumbest questions. They're getting as bad as the political media.

NBC’s Melissa Stark asking Aaron Rodgers about retirement was really unprofessional, in my opinion Steelers just won a thriller against their arch rival. Read the room… Also, responding to Rodgers’ answer with “had to ask it”, made it worse. This is another reason why fans, and many players/coaches, don’t care for these interviews much anymore…

@bobbybaltim0re What a man!

Derrick Henry on his teammate Tyler Loop: "I feel for Tyler. I just told him to keep his spirits up, deal with it tonight and then tomorrow the sun rises again. I just told him the story after this is gonna be great for him because God put him in this position to use him as an example. Can't wait to see him overcome it on the other side. I just told him to trust God's plan, man. He wouldn't have him put in this position if he wasn't strong enough to handle it." via @Ravens

@CommanderHail21 @MLFootball You meant the best

@MLFootball Worst fan base in the league and it isn’t close

INSANE: When #Eagles fans PELTED #49ers fan in the stands with snowballs, throwing a game in 2009. Philly fans did not stop throwing the snowballs at San Francisco fans throughout the game. Only in Philadelphia can this happen.

@Matt_Pinner I’m old .. 18

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@TheCrypticWolf @lady_valor_07 Same. I didn’t even have patient contact.

@lady_valor_07 Honestly 5+ years ago. Was mandatory when working in healthcare.

I’m trying to prove a point

@silentblossom_ No actually

Quick Math trick to guess your age Am i right 😳

@unhealthytruth @DefiantLs You forgot the septum ring

@DefiantLs Why do they always look like that?

You can't argue with these people

@SuyenX @otokyo__ At least $14

@otokyo__ if paying with cash rounding up to 80

Be honest!