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@FinishMyJoke @fesshole Because not everyone who places a bet or drinks alcohol is addicted... we don't all drink/bet to destruction

@fesshole Yep, you'll find similar things from book keepers and drug dealers. Why won't these people who make a living out of addiction give up their income in order to deny someone who'll be incredibly angry at them for doing so?

Since my divorce, my drinking has steadily increased and now I'm thinking I may be an alcoholic, and it annoys me that Tesco and Morrisons probably know this because of points cards, have profitted from this and not staged an intervention.

@DJchris_turner @fesshole Think you'll find alcohol has been around a lot more than one hundred years

@fesshole If alcohol was invented 100 years ago it would be listed as a class A drug. But the government won’t ban it as it’s a great source of revenue & a method of population control

@AndrewAllan6 @PeterEgan6 @rickygervais @DefraGovUK Or draw straws to see which of the human paying hunters becomes the bait!

@PeterEgan6 @rickygervais @DefraGovUK They should make it fair and let them take them on without the gun. That’s sport!

.@rickygervais Why doesn’t @DefraGovUK make this a Government Bill? Anger over £116,000 trophy hunting holidays for tourists to shoot leopards independent.co.uk/news/world/afr…

@_Marnie_Andi @fesshole

@fesshole What most ppl don't realise is that, in English anyway, punctuation was introduced by pedants to make reading handwritten stuff easier, by inserting ,&. It's no longer necessary in today's digital world Do you still use a quill?

I insist on using a full stop at the end of sentences when I send text messages. Apparently, my junior employees hate this and our HR liaison had a word about it. It's not that I don't care but I've been writing for 47 years now. Changing that muscle memory is hard.

@fesshole @LeeSpokes1 Bruv???

Conservative party sent me a questionnaire in the post. I filled the prepaid return envelope with enough strips of newspaper to push it over the 100g max for a standard letter, so they'd have to pay the excess. I admit this is monumentally petty.

@buitengebieden @LeeSpokes1

Baby capybara walking in the water.. 😅 🎥 IG: zwfmiami

@rickygervais Looks like But Is It Art stock @LeeSpokes1 😆❤

My mum would've had this made into Christmas cards 😂

@fesshole Missing any pieces @LeeSpokes1

My boyfriend knows that I absolutely hate it when he picks his nose in front of me. So when he does pick his nose, I take one Lego piece of his many Lego builds and hide them until he stops. At the moment he hasn't realised and I have over 125 pieces.

@fesshole @LeeSpokes1 ?????

During my early 20s I took drugs regularly to try and fit in, now 10 years later I spend my weekends building Lego and watching Sci-Fi films. Far more enjoyable way to spend the time.

Great to be at the North East HPMA event @NHSBSA come and say hello and have a chat about getting your ducks in a row for the new NHS Workforce solution

@fesshole And only paint the toenails that you can see when wearing peephole shoes!

I'm so lazy that when I'm wearing cropped trousers I sometimes just shave my ankles - saves me the hassle of shaving both legs fully

@RobbieRinder Would she care? About the impact? Does the person that kills innocent, helpless babies have any feelings at all. It should be up to victims familes/representatives if they want to see the killer of their loved ones again.

Families of children murdered by Lucy Letby gave impact statements today. They could not direct them at the nurse who killed their babies b/c Letby was allowed to stay away & not hear the unbearable pain of her victims. Her absence was lawful. It’s time to change that law. Now.

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We have been able to successfully deploy a fix to prevent further duplicate emails being sent in relation to the Registration Expiry process.

We are currently progressing a fix to resolve the multiple email notification issue that is affecting a number of NHS employees. We will keep you informed as this progresses, but would like to reiterate our apologies once again for the inconvenience that this has caused.

There is currently an issue which can lead to duplicate workflow notification emails related to Competence Expiry, Registration Expiry & Review Due processes being sent to some employees. We're investigating this issue as a matter of priority. We apologise for the inconvenience.