Paul Tonkinson
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Paul Tonkinson
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@RunComPod on the twitter. Book out on May 21st. Running Through Sand ( an ageing comedians ill thought out adventure in the Sahara desert )






This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.



BREAKING: UK waives some Russian oil sanctions, allowing imports of diesel and jet fuel processed in third countries from Russian crude (most likely supply chain: imports of Indian refined products produced by processing Russian crude). gov.uk/government/pub…






🚨 | Roy Keane SLAMS Bruno Fernandes and Manchester United's performance vs Forest: "What I heard from United at the weekend, honestly, I was RAGING with it. The whole chat about Bruno's assists. Players talking about his assists" "After the game, he got interviewed and he said, 'There are a few times I should have shot but I made the pass, the CAPTAIN OF MAN UNITED, he said it himself.'" "How can your MINDSET as a footballer be going into a match, and be talking about some individual record?" "He is going to get them anyway, but for it to become the main point about Man United's performance at the weekend, I WAS CRINGING.: "And all the players when he got the assist, going over to celebrate, WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO SCORED THE GOAL?" [@WeAreTheOverlap] #MUFC







@Hosang Asides from leadership and being Man United captain, what other ability does he have over Carrick?



@Hosang I don’t understand why people think Keane and Neville need to only be positive about a club that hasn’t come close to a premier league or UCL in 13 years? That isnt the job…










