@RealAndyLeeShow Welcome to another episode of 'When Idiots Go Off Script'.
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Paul Spence 🇮🇪
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Paul Spence 🇮🇪
@PaulyInToronto
Qui me amat, amat et canem meum 🐕. Libertarian.
Centre of the Universe. Katılım Mart 2009
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Trust Justin Trudeau to speak at a conference for women about how hard it is for male teachers to be around female students in short skirts
Omg
Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱@ryangerritsen
Trudeau spoke at the 2026 Women Deliver Conference. You can bet this will be the last time this guy will ever be asked to speak at this event ever again. This is absolutely painful. Katie Telford is visibly uncomfortable sitting there having to listen to this guy try and put sentences together. I’m stunned at how bad this is.
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@FightWithMemes @benkane1077 The truck owner WAS parked like a cunt. Not defending the chick, but hey, also, don’t park like a cunt.
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Who could possibly have predicted this?!
Literally everyone except Ford & friends who demanded speed cameras be removed because Ford didn’t like them. Not safety. #ONpoli
CityNews Toronto@CityNewsTO
Six months after municipalities were told to remove speed cameras, data reveals a 235 per cent increase in speeding on Parkside Drive compared to a year ago. "It’s a free-for-all. It seems like speeding is no longer an offense." toronto.citynews.ca/2026/05/14/spe…
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@ORPearce @nut_history This clown couldn't resist being a dick.
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@nut_history look at that i now like Rush...wonders will cease to amaze...music still is mediocre at best..wonderful human being though
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Geddy Lee of Rush donated 600 baseballs signed by Negro League players to the Negro League museum in Kansas City
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Toronto MPs: stand up for your constituents. Talk to your boss, take him aside, and tell him what Toronto residents actually want on Billy Bishop. The city deserves a say in its own waterfront airport. #TOpoli #BillyBishop #ONpoli #Cdnpoli
Chris Glover@chrisglover
@knosee1 We have. Marit Stiles urges Mark Carney to stop Doug Ford taking Billy Bishop share.google/P0eXgHnFHEAvvK…
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@vaxxednotwaxxed @fordnation You seem like a terrible, albeit hairy person.
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#longweekend
Monday remains a public stat holiday in Ontario for phat 🐷like @fordnation but recent changes initiated by #DougFordIsCorrupt 's temper tantrum over a closed Home Depot, retailers now have to open ...Yep..YOU have to work so phat 🐷 can shop 😡
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@JoAl51387 @downbadcomment My gold plated toilet seat pinches my ass 😱
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@downbadcomment "Oh no my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery."
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I went on a date and ordered a salad and fries.
That was my meal.
The waiter wrote it down and moved on to him.
He asked, “Does the club sandwich come with fries?”
The waiter said yes.
He said, “Great, I’ll have the club.”
Then he looked at the waiter and said, “And you can cancel her fries.”
My fries.
The fries I had specifically ordered for myself.
Canceled without discussion, as if he had full legal authority over my potato decisions.
I just sat there staring at him.
This man had known me for maybe 20 minutes and was already editing my order.
I asked why he did that.
He said, “You can just have some of mine.”
That was not the point.
First of all, I wanted my own fries.
Second, I do not want to negotiate over side dishes with a man I barely know.
And.,......
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@MikeSchreiner @NoJetsTO I don't know anyone that gives a hot fart about the jet. He should have kept it.
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Doug Ford could end the discussion around his private luxury jet by being honest with people about the status and showing the receipts. What does the Ford govt have to hide?
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And just like that a boy’s life was forever changed due to bad editing.
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@WSmithFirefight @puckempire See? This loser is who you have to worry about. Not olde time compliment guy.
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@puckempire Sounds good. I dont look women in the eye. I don't hold the door open. I don't get out of the way for them. When I walk down the side walk I keep to my side but don't attempt to give them room. I don't compliment. I don't say thank you. Nor do I give a shit how they feel about it
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The Vancouver Giants were fined $5,000 by the WHL for remarks made by head scout Terry Bonner.
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@gregbradyx You neglected to mention it's Mother's day as well. A lot of people will be traveling for that in addition to everything else.
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Don Valley Parkway closed this weekend - Friday 11p-Monday 5a
110,000 cars on a usual DVP weekend. Down to zero.
Events this weekend:
40K X 3 - Blue Jays
45K - TFC v Inter Miami
8K - Tempo tonight
20K - Sporting Life 10K
193,000 people need to get to where they’re going.
NONE of these events are happening next weekend. No Jays, no TFC, no Tempo.
The Mayor could stop this. Full credit to John Tory - he always paid attention to these weekends.
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@MaritStiles The 4 biggest Harpy's of all time:
4. Camela Soprano
3. Skylar White
2. Wendy Byrde
1. Marit Stiles
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Doug Ford gave Honda $2.5 billion of your tax dollars.
Now Honda is halting production and 1,000 jobs could be gone.
Did Ford attach any conditions to that money? Any strings? Any accountability? No.
CP24@CP24
#BREAKING: Honda halts plan to build $15 billion EV plant in Ontario: report cp24.com/news/canada/20…
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@NineKpichus @galaxybrainlol @_Berma Why are you so retarded? If I have to subsidize government run grocery stores with my taxes, how is it not my business?
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@PaulyInToronto @galaxybrainlol @_Berma Okay... so then is a government ran store any of your business?
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@JoshMatlow @NoJetsTO @PrabSarkaria You 'invited' him knowing he would not show. Stick to fixing your disaster of a ward.
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Come down to Little Norway Park at 3pm today! We’ve invited Doug Ford’s Minister of Transportation, Prabmeet Sarkaria, to play ball with the Downtown Softball League and see for himself how special our waterfront, community parks and neighbourhoods are, and why they shouldn’t be paved over to make way for more parking lots and massive runways.
Minister, come join us! We want you on our team.
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@CCFR_CCDAF @SeanFraserMP Who is the bag lady just over his shoulder?
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WATCH: @SeanFraserMP announces $50M for victims of crime, adding Liberals will also reverse course on its removal of Mandatory Minimum Penalties (C-5) in 2022. "We're restoring MMP in the Criminal Code to ensure where serious crimes are committed there will be serious penalties."
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