Tom Kenny (not the famous one)

Welcome to my #blog. I will write about things here. Things involving #programming #excel #parenting #diet #exercise #music #sax #jazz #rock Writing is a new hobby and I ask now for your forgiveness regarding grammatical errors.

@somethingrand77 Pretty good cover of King Kurtis.

🎸 This is one of the best intros in rock history. 🎸 Led Zeppelin – “Whole Lotta Love” (The Royal Albert Hall 1970)

@greg16676935420 I keep my magazines on my periodical table

I just remembered the periodic table and wonder if anyone has ever actually used that after being forced to learn it in school

@ThatEricAlper I was here, but I was wrong.

@Rothmus A simple “we don’t cut corners” would have sufficed.

@konstructivizm NASA has no instrument capable of this presently. Cassini was the only probe tha could do it, and its mission ended in 2017. Furthermore, that is a heptagon.

@LongTimeHistory @InsanityIsFree @grok what does “ERO” stand for on the officer’s vest?

ICE punch a 16-year-old boy in the face. Agent then violently detains a 14-year-old girl putting his hands around her neck. Both kids are U.S. citizens. Incident occurred in the Pueblo de Palmas neighborhood of Edinburg in Hidalgo County, Texas—in the Rio Grande Valley.

@DavidJHarrisJr Tbf, you can barely see the sailor, what with the camouflage he’s wearing.

🚨INSANE: Some thug tried to sucker punch a U.S. Navy Sailor... big mistake.

@iowahawkblog What about Gerialdo Riviera?

Rivieras ranked: 4. Italian 3. French 2. Redneck 1. Buick

@scotthortonshow They are single-handedly funding the War Machine

Another reason to kick them all out.

@DocPriyamMD So your own hospital feeds your patient pre surgery and it is the patient’s fault. Sounds legit.

Me: Remember, NPO (no food by mouth) from 10 PM. Don't even drink a drop of water. If you eat, we can't do the surgery. ​Patient: (Nodding) Yes, doctor. I know. ​(Morning Rounds at 7:30AM) ​Me: (Seeing the patient finishing a large glass of milk/tea with biscuits) What did I just tell you last night? Why are you eating? ​Patient: Doctor, it’s just a little tea and two biscuits. My stomach was feeling empty and I felt weak. How can I go for surgery without any strength? Me: 👇

@RealSpikeCohen I mostly agree with you here. It actually makes life a bit easier knowing that you aren’t really deeply affected by that once-every-four-years lottery.

No matter who you vote for, you always get that second guy.

If only this guy had gotten elected.

@Rane3560 @TheHapatarian Wait. How do they do the half cent?

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

@ShaBacksTheBlue @RepVindman Wait. Are we sure the gun didn’t do it on its own?

@RepVindman Gun control nut murdered his wife then took his own life WITH A GUN.

Today is a tragic day for the Commonwealth. I am shocked and deeply saddened by the news involving former Virginia Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax and Cerina Fairfax. Cindy and I are holding their loved ones close in our hearts, especially their two children, as they endure this unimaginable loss.

@damintoell Nose-to-tail includes the penis.

We’ll be eating ground raccoon penis by next year

@SouthernKeeks If you have an R after your name, you have my vote. Unless the R stands for Romney

JD Vance's words and actions are enough to keep me from voting for him if he's the GOP nominee. (No, X user. This doesn't mean I'm voting for the Democrat.) Anyone else?

@LPTN1776 Not a war. An operation. They’re always bragging about their medical system.

I was told no new wars????

@3YearLetterman @Keir_Starmer Canadians wondering how to get their health service to better fit around their death.

@Keir_Starmer You are upset you don’t have healthcare like we do in America

The NHS should fit around your life, not the other way around.

@HollyBriden @Kyle_Beckley @TMZ Socket to me baby.

Dan Crenshaw seduced me with his eye @TMZ

@jasetaro @cdrsalamander Would that be a slow frigate or a fast frigate?

@cdrsalamander Right, well, in 10 years we’ll still be having this same conversation— because we still haven’t built a proper frigate.

You know what class of ships are really good for conducting blockades and interception of merchant ships and other related activities? Frigates. Oops.

@thomasbsauer @RobManess Nobody lined my Gilligan’s Island picture, so I’m poasting it again.

Isn’t this just adorable?