Chris Pensa

PUMPED to feature in this @GuardianLabs partnership w/ @SamsungUK / @Android about how my tech setup is essential to the creative #StreetArt content I produce 🚀 Words: @EmmalouSheppard Pics: @LizbethSeabrook READ: tinyurl.com/mrx6nsjd #DoWhatYouCant #SamsungUK #Android

@MatthewHogans @ianmiles Leiden Hall Market eh? You absolute clown.

@ianmiles It’s too late for the UK. I was there on business. Walked through Leiden hall market on way down to Tower Bridge and heard the prayer call. All the churches have been replaced with mosques. It’s too late for the UK.

Another Tuesday in Bradford. Milad Panjshiri, 22, an Afghan asylum seeker, walks into a Morrisons with a six-inch knife. He taps it against his leg. Waves it at a female worker. Knocks over the wine shelves and starts stabbing tinned goods. Staff pull the fire alarm and evacuate weeping customers. His grievance, apparently, is with King Charles. Police arrive. Panjshiri is arrested. In court his lawyer pleads mental health, and notes that no member of the public was actually attacked, only the cans. The judge calls it "a very troubling offence." Panjshiri declines to attend his own sentencing. He gets 18 months and will be out in nine. This is the settlement Britain has arrived at. A man the country did not invite brandishes a blade in a Yorkshire supermarket, screams about the King, and walks out with a sentence shorter than a car lease. Staff go back to work. Customers go home and explain to their kids why mum was crying. Panjshiri understood the arrangement best of all, which is why he could not be bothered to show up to court.

Told ya.

Be in no doubt Banksy will trun this to his advantage. I'm excited to see what his next work is.

@_rathbone Hard to imagine winning a war with equipment that just spontaneously malfunctions like that.

No reason, just caught fire.

@ShieldsClips "Violates" 🤡

This is Tommy Robinson's son bragging about all the money his family has made grifting

@DavidWolfe instagram.com/reel/DPR_MQTCR…

Show me an autistic 70 year old… I’ll wait

@runews The water will have felt quite warm by comparison.

Dutchman took a plunge into an ice hole at -52 °C in Siberia, Russia.

@alelliott88 #AllCity

Looks cool as fuck

@Matt_Pinner Some kind of cooking device.

What's missing 🤔

@Matt_Pinner Dorothy.

WHAT was your grandmother's name... I'm looking for a vintage girl's name. Not Betty!

@CeliaRichards0n Such a wonderful mural - here's a nice little film about it : instagram.com/reel/CjSLrLDoP…

Nice walk through Cable Street today where we saw the remarkable historic mural. Bar the road to British fascism.

@ArtButSports @Gunning590 Something by Breugel?!

@Gunning590 I’ve been ready, but there’s no photo credit

Whenever you’re ready @ArtButSports

@ArtButSports @KeeganMatheson @BlueJays @MLB Looks like an @edsheeran to me.

White Light, by Jackson Pollock, 1954, 📸 by @KeeganMatheson

@NickHolmesMusic @TheBachChoir @davidhconductor Five stars indeed - what a night 👏

Read my five-star review of Mahler's Eighth Symphony at St Paul's Cathedral in London, with @TheBachChoir and conductor David Hill @davidhconductor, celebrating the Choir's 150th anniversary. nick-holmes-music.com/2025/10/13/mah…

@Hestia1970 @ashurst @WESodaUK @networkrail @CityWestminster @TowerHamletsNow @cityoflondon @LBHF @createcharity Thanks for inviting me to play a small part in this story 🙏

👏🏽A MASSIVE thank you to our partners @ashurst and @WESodaUK. To our location partners: @networkrail, @CityWestminster, @TowerHamletsNow, @cityoflondon , @LBHF. To our Workshop partners: @createcharity, Sam Simpson Photography, @PensaEvents. We couldn't have done it without you!

✨ It’s here! ✨ Our #ArtIsFreedom exhibition is officially OPEN. Come and read the powerful stories of our #ModernSlavery survivors as they tell their stories through art and photography 🗓 Oct 6 – 27 📍Multiple London locations More info: hestia.org/artisfreedom

Such a joy to be a part of this story & to support the amazing people who both use & deliver Hestia's services. An incredible team effort 👏

@davidhconductor @TheBachChoir @LonYouthChoirs @philharmonia @StPaulsLondon It really was magical 🙏

@PensaEvents @TheBachChoir @LonYouthChoirs @philharmonia @StPaulsLondon Thank you Chris

HUGE thrill to see @davidhconductor masterfully lead @TheBachChoir @LonYouthChoirs & @philharmonia for Mahler 8 at @StPaulsLondon last night. A truly EPIC performance! 👏👏👏

@davidhconductor @TheBachChoir @LonYouthChoirs @philharmonia @StPaulsLondon I never quite appreciated what an extreme physical (and emotional) workout being a conductor is! You certainly earned a rest! Bravo 👏

@PensaEvents @TheBachChoir @LonYouthChoirs @philharmonia @StPaulsLondon An unbelievable experience in that building. Feeling wonderfully worn out today and thanks to everyone who made it possible.

@ShoebMolvi Not to mention the toad.

Someone’s angry👀 And it is lose thank you very much👀