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Joel Palmer

@PenseeCorner

I'm real, and I'm spectacular. According to @HDunn_Writer, I'm also a Fun Asshole.

Kansas City, MO Katılım Kasım 2012
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@HighyieldHarry When I worked in the most boring job at the most boring company, I fantasized about doing this. About looking out the window of a conference room during another soul-sucking meeting, seeing an airplane, deciding to fly away myself, and leaving the room forever
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High Yield Harry
High Yield Harry@HighyieldHarry·
There’s many great Mad Men scenes but I love and relate to the one where Don sits in the bureaucratic & uninspiring McCann meeting for a minute before just walking out and leaving
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@simoncholland I’m “I no longer do a bracket because I’m the quintessential get off my lawn guy who hates where modern college sports have landed and I equally hate people talking about their brackets like I give a flying f**k” years old
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Simon Holland
Simon Holland@simoncholland·
I’m ‘print my bracket and fill it out’ years old, my dad is ‘fill out the bracket in the sports page of the newspaper’ years old, my daughters are ‘do it on the app’ years old.
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@HDunn_Writer Yeah, it’s definitely not all rainbows and unicorns, just way the eff better for me than all the previous decades. So far, anyway. But to your point, I did not enjoy my mammogram or colonoscopy either. Perimenopause isn’t pleasant either
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Heather
Heather@HDunn_Writer·
@PenseeCorner Yeah well I had a mammogram on my birthday and a colonoscopy on Wednesday, so right now I'm not loving 48 so much.
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Heather@HDunn_Writer·
Getting older is a bitch. 0% do not recommend. No stars.
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
They seriously made Kansas and @UNIAthletics a potential second round matchup. Wow
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@Super70sSports I wish that counseling offer was available when I was a kid as I was made to wear these and got teased by all the rich kids in my rich suburban school.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Act now and Kmart will also throw in a free counseling session for your kid to begin working through the trauma of everyone mercilessly roasting him for wearing any of these abominations to school …
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
It’s 60 now; it will be 15 this time tomorrow and 80 by the end of the week. Somebody tell Mother Nature to get back on her meds
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@HDunn_Writer Depends. I’ve always diagnosed myself with chronic laziness and complete lack of faith, never anything mental health wise because, you know, that isn’t a real thing. So I’ve heard. Is that dangerous?
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Heather
Heather@HDunn_Writer·
Is it dangerous to self-diagnose (and treat?) yourself for a mental illness?
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@IowaChill If just one of them can figure out how to get to weekend 2, I’d agree. But I expect all three are out by the first Sunday, returning the state to the Land of Mediocrity
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Iowa Chill
Iowa Chill@IowaChill·
The state of Iowa will likely have 3 teams in the NCAA tournament in a state of 3 million An argument can be made that Iowa is the basketball capital of the world 👑
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@KyleGAdema 2nd round exit 1st round exit 1st round exit I’d rather be a fan in another state where sports mediocrity isn’t a way of life
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Kyle G. Adema 🌪️ 🏴‍☠️
Kyle G. Adema 🌪️ 🏴‍☠️@KyleGAdema·
How many states will have three men’s teams in the NCAA Tournament? Iowa State Iowa Northern Iowa Per capita, the basketball capital of the USA
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Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@IowaChill Americans not from Iowa, on the other hand, would see this same image in the middle of a cornfield with haybale bleachers
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Iowa Chill@IowaChill·
How Non Americans see Iowa
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Patricia Correll
Patricia Correll@Author_PCorrell·
Does anyone remember a show called DC Follies? It satirized politics; the characters were real politicians but were represented by puppets. My dad used to watch it. I liked it but of course didn't understand a lot of the jokes because I was a kid. I feel like you couldn't -
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Heather@HDunn_Writer·
You're obnoxious and you know it.
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Joel Palmer
Joel Palmer@PenseeCorner·
@HDunn_Writer I’d probably have a decent marriage if I did. But I had a 25+ year continuous stretch of working 2 jobs so wife could stay home w/kids. Chronic exhaustion and depression over the sacrifice I made left me with 0 energy to pray. Course, “Real” Christians will say that’s no excuse.
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Heather
Heather@HDunn_Writer·
Do you pray with your spouse/significant other? (please note that I originally typed significant otter. We all know otters are notorious for NOT praying)
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