michael 🇳🇬

#NotUs #GodsChild

Arteta: How’s the knee hermano? .. Zubi: Which knee??? 🤪

Zubi was wearing strapping on his knee in training btw but people acting like he left camp because Arsenal told him to. If Arsenal had control he probably wouldn’t even have went lol

Niggas are just proving Arsenal fans right that we're the main characters because City have been doing this forever under Pep yet nobody ever gave a shit

Ball knowledge✅ Hair slick back✅ Big games✅ If he was Brazilian/Spanish or any other nation with pr he’d be what the kids call a maverick. BRING

Mental breakdown over not being able to scroll the tl at 7am

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

Bro bit his lip you know slskskskskksksksksks

Please brother all I ask for is 2 months

World Cup in 3 months League title on the line Legacy on the line Can you RISE mate

Havertz x Gyokeres at the Etihad

Bukayo Saka in the Champions League QFs coming off a torn hamstring

Stay on that side. Bukayo nashun will be back.

Attackers getting the blame when we just witnessed the team keep the ball in their own box & struggle to get past the halfway line 💀

they’ll blame Saka for this 👍

But guys remember, what message does it send future number twos if Kepa Arrizabalaga doesn’t start the League Cup final!

Waited SIX YEARS to see us play in a final again and they’ve given us this bag of shit I’m genuinely amused at how pathetic this is 😂😂

@_Huss__ Assna winning a cup final

@PepeProp Treble still on

Yeah I’m happy with just the PL