Period Fart .💨

@MeAloneInMyMind Waffle House now serving flap jacks

@GovernorVA Great. Now taxpayers get to subsidize two pigs.

Today, I am creating a new position in my administration focused on tackling high energy costs — Virginia's Chief Energy Officer. As Virginians across the Commonwealth are feeling the squeeze of rising bills, we are working to deliver affordable, reliable energy.

@RepAOC Everyone has always hated the TSA. But everyone has always hated Congress more.

Democrats put 9 bills forward to fund TSA. Trump and Republicans blocked every bill because they want to tie TSA workers’ paychecks to billions in more unchecked funding for ICE. The answer is clear: fund TSA and not ICE.

@netflix 7 pm? It’s called opening *day* for a reason. Netflix should stick to ruining beloved classic movies by replacing the protagonists with nonbinary gay black trans gender bending furries who open mouth kiss as my mother in law walks in the room. 💨

ALL RISE! Aaron Judge moon shots are BACK 🔥 MLB #OpeningNight New York Yankees vs. San Francisco Giants LIVE on Netflix — TONIGHT Coverage starts at 7PM ET | 4PM PT

@goingwestt “Back at the OG spot” like the moon landing or - less than 8 weeks ago. What a bitch.

ASU Frat Leader goes back to the OG Spot of where Clavicular first got BRUTALLY Frame MOGGED, and reminisces on the simpler times before the BEEF🥲💔

@Replicant7777 @dom_lucre They are paid dogshit

@dom_lucre That was already like the worst airport to traverse. I purposely avoid connecting flights there. Any TSA member that didn't show up should be fired, they are well paid and full gov benefits. If they cannot go 2 weeks without a check they are irresponsible !!!!!

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The Atlanta International Airport hired live performers to entertain customers waiting in their massive TSA lines.

Omfg 😂 😭

@j0ker937 Why is there a couch outside?

This whole scenario had me cracking up. "Byw... Checkmate, sistuh!" lol

@LauraLoomer @megynkelly Listen to her again. Megyn Kelly speaks in the exact same tone and cadence as Tucker Carlson.

In today’s example of how retarded @megynkelly is: Here she is saying “Miriam Adelson *paid* President Trump millions of dollars” to “buy” the war with Iran. No, she didn’t *pay* Trump. That implies Trump pocketed the money. She donated money to a PAC that supported President Trump. President Trump’s largest donor in 2024 was @elonmusk, who donated $291 million to Trump supporting PACs. You just cannot trust anything that comes out of Megyn’s mouth. She is a bad actor and an uneducated liar who rage baits her low IQ followers with conspiracy theories.

@MaxTGoodman Is Tonya Harding still taking requests?

Mark Vientos swatted his first home run of the spring this afternoon down in West Palm Beach. Vientos had been hitless this month since rejoining the Mets after his stint with Team Nicaragua in the WBC.

@Mets @MetsMuse Good. I want to like Ronny but his bad baseball IQ and dumb face make it hard.

We have made the following roster moves.

@VitoComedy @EricLDaugh So we’re playing pedo checkers & chess? That’s the play here? You’ve all lost the plot 💨

@EricLDaugh Indeed

🚨 BREAKING: Oregon high school principal Jeremy Williams who was placed on leave for celebrating the assass*nation of Charlie Kirk has just been SENTENCED to 5 YEARS in prison over possession of child p*rnography Imagine THAT. Our enemies are disgusting creatures.

@thatsexyvolsfan @DallasStars U

@Period_Fart @DallasStars Texas isn't California because Texas isnt spelled California dipshit 😭

Y’ALL means ALL 💚 We can't wait to celebrate Pride Night next Tuesday! Arrive early for our annual Pride Happy Hour and to receive a pair of Stars-branded Pride socks. MORE INFO: bit.ly/StarsPride26

@robbystarbuck @joekent16jan19 Claiming you can’t push back because his wife died in the Middle East is emotional blackmail, and a bitch take.

For people calling Joe names, I want you to take a beat and remember that his wife was killed in the Middle East. He’s entitled to feel strongly about wars in the Middle East, even if you or I disagree. His sacrifice and service as a soldier is owed that respect even if you don’t agree and it’s honorable that he’s stepping down if he knows that he can’t faithfully discharge his duties in a conflict he doesn’t support. I myself have some trepidation about a longterm war but I believe Trump’s record gives him some latitude to handle Iran in a reasonable timeframe. My final point though, is that we can’t demand blind obedience and agreement. That’s not how you build coalitions. I wish Joe nothing but the best as he’s given his best years and sacrificed his greatest love for our nation.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@joekent16jan19 Bye bitch

@4LPrinxess @eric_hz143 Ewwwwwww

@eric_hz143 It’s a $3 buzz ball .. and she spent money

Shoplifter Accuses Employee of Racism After Getting Caught Stealing

@GavinNewsom Rich coming from Mr. Covid Lockdown/French Laundry.

Good riddance. You ruined lives. Spread fear. And spewed hatred. If you’re remembered, it will be as the smallest man who ever lived.

@bluesky Like pedo rooms you mean. Liberals love pedo shit.

The early internet had weird little forums where people who loved the same obscure thing could find each other. At Bluesky we're trying to bring that back, minus the Comic Sans font

@itsJohnRocker Get these residents back into their medical school. Spare time is toxic.

Spring Break 2026 in Daytona Beach. Thoughts?