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Sandeep Manudhane@sandeep_PT·
A father's infinite love for this two sons 💕
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🔴#NewsAlert | India Bans Sugar Exports Till September 2026 Amid Domestic Supply Concerns

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@narayananh Bombay Shaving Company? Since it's alum, I am assuming it can't be that bad
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Narayanan Hariharan@narayananh·
Any brands selling good quality alum at reasonable prices?
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@rohanpdofficial Do you have some sort of trial? Would like to try it out before purchase?
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Naveen Kopparam
Naveen Kopparam@naveenkopparam·
delhi doesn’t know how to celebrate festivals 🙏🏼 i stepped out now at 10am and don’t see a single house with maavina ele? no kids dressed in new clothes? not even bevu bella offered on yugadi in temples. why is this city so boring
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I can't believe that there are people justifying the mandatory login to WhatsApp and Telegram every 6 hours
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@ClawiAi Is there a trial or something else that you can provide to just check things out?
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clawi.ai@ClawiAi·
Everyone wants an OpenClaw agent. No one wants to manage a server. Meet clawi.ai
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DashX | Payments@DashXHQ·
International offramps for India are now LIVE 🇮🇳 (with FIRC included) You can now: > Raise invoices > Offramp contract payments > Convert USDC → INR > Get FIRC automatically Built for Indian freelancers & global contractors 💸
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@vedantutage03 @DashXHQ My bad if I wasn't clear. I meant which bank will issue me the FIRC, this is important, hence. I would be getting paid in USDT; so what currency will be mentioned here
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
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@GullyLabs @grok Let's go! Need this to add to my Gully collection :) * fingers crossed * @grok Pretty Please?
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gully labs@GullyLabs·
Lots DMs asking for free shoes. Let’s do this - follow us and reply with the Gully Labs sneaker screenshot that you want. @grok pick one reply after 48 hours. Happy fun!
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Deedy@deedydas·
The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.
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Srivatsa@srivatsayb·
One thing is clear - We have absolutely no reliable TV news channel or journalists. We only have mass hysteria, fake news and social media engagement farming. Add fake AI images and videos to this deadly mix. It’s sad to see how irresponsible the media has been. We should only trust the press briefings and releases by our armed forces and nothing else.
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Is XDA Forums down?
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TheLiverDoc™@theliverdoc·
1/15 A probiotics company called GoodBug that sells a variety of products containing various strains of bacteria with claims that their products promote weight loss, reduce PCOD symptoms, "cleanse the gut," improve IBS and "balance" hormones. They are lying. Here is how...
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LinkedIn Lunatics@LinkedInLunat1c·
100% worth it😭
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V.@immaturelyyours·
@simranrambles @grok can you reverse the first image ?
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Udayan Walvekar
Udayan Walvekar@udayan_w·
protein is for D2C companies what AI is to SaaS companies
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