Phil Gardner

@HuntPalmer88 How many fucking times this year have "defensive replacements" made costly errors? Its GD absurd

The freshmen cannot play the infield anymore. Spotlight is too big. Caraway has to play.

@TBob53 1. Nobody made you move to Illinois. 2. That's not the price in Louisiana. 3. It was higher under Biden and your libtard ass did not say shit.

$4.60 a gallon 🤦‍♂️

@elonmusk Can't believe it's real. So retarded

8:00AM: Trump should be removed from office for the threat he made. 6:00PM: Trump is a chicken for not following through on the threat he made. One thing is for certain. The TDS shall continue tomorrow.

@Shawn_Farash Suck a bag of dicks @TBob53

Those who went full Karen over this post look like total fools

@harryjsisson You were wrong, admit it, be happy it didn't play out how your retarded ass thought and move on. This goes for you and half of X

@stoolpresidente *company's* ....wonder where the incompetence starts?

Even I’m amazed by our companies incompetence sometimes. Imagine making this flyer and not putting the times on it. Seems like an important detail. Umm hello dummies… Anyway 5pm today. 2pm Saturday. Let’s paint this place Maize and Blue. See ya later today! #goblue

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3

Dear Basketball Fans, this is a safe space. Can the Lakers make an NBA Championship run with Luka Doncic potentially out for the 1st round and more of the NBA Playoffs?

@OhioTate Why do you keep forgetting how to spell her name?

The pilot needed to see Terrence Mayrose’s ID to clear the plane for takeoff. And at that moment, Rico’s friend Morgan learned that his real name is not Rico Bosco. “George Clooney’s name is not George Clooney” After a fact check: George Clooney’s name is George Clooney.

@MassDailyNews @sodagrrl $2.3 Billion for a fucking wind turbine????? MONEY. LAUNDERING.

The game will resume at 9:50 p.m. CT

@will_boling Fuck McMahon

The way this all went down is so disrespectful to Matt McMahon.

@RonDeSantis So like basically this

@GovPressOffice How strong was the weed you smoked before posting this?

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

Facts: MJ is 6th all time in points scored. He has more scoring titles than the top 5 scorers all time, combined He played 15y They played an avg 20y He's 1st all time in PPG None of them are top 5 MJ is by FAR the greatest scorer ever No rivals, dummy

@TBob53 @SouthwestAir About to spend $10k at Disney....what's $100?

Fuck @SouthwestAir CORPORATE POLICY (not the people) of $100 for a bag over 50 pounds This will be my only airline related tweet, thank you for your time, and thank you to all the airline and airport employees for how hard they work!

So beautiful. She’s right. Who has two dimples? I only have one. This girl has it all.

When this little girl said she was ugly, her hairdresser immediately went into mom mode. She literally poured life into the little girl. 🥹💜