Flippoo Inzaghi

@lady_valor_07 Yes

MY BROTHER SWEARS I’M MAKING THIS UP… BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THE DIET SODA CALLED TAB?

@PeterAdamSmith Yes please do

A divided world has (correctly) united to welcome the return of trefoil kits, but there’s still one piece of this puzzle missing. Save football, bring back the Tango: the greatest there ever was.

@FcbShedy Deffo my top 3 players ever

🇧🇷 Ronaldinho might be the only player in history to have a post-retirement compilation made of his skills.

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

@dom_lucre Wouldn’t allow my child to share something like that. Obviously going to get soooo much shit. Parents should have binned that one off

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This young man has been going viral for his beauty supply review.

@Howlingmutant0 @EndWokeness Oh fuck yes I did

@EndWokeness For the love of god do not turn the sound on

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani names NY's 1st trans woman to lead new "LGBTQI+ Office"

@Matt_Pinner Banter and sarcasm.

ONE thing

@sciencegirl 1942. Youth club great memories, then Atomic Runner swimming baths then Golden Axe

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@GriftReport @TheGriftReport Yeah blocking you now. Fed up of seeing that cunt

He gets thrown out of McDonald's by a security guard for waving his hands around like a fanny and saying "6.2" over and over again. Does he not even realise how stupid he looks?

@Jenny_1884 They all going bust

Does anyone else feel that it’s not enjoyable eating out nowadays as it’s become so expensive? I visited a cafe yesterday they wanted £6.50 for a bacon roll, £5.95 for a toasted sandwich which is just 2 slices of bread with a bit of filling toasted. I waited until I got home.

@Neccccy Hairy styles

Into what ????

@Neccccy 😂😂😂😂

@HoodedClaw1974 Piss flaps @Yiproy1

London Mayor Sadiq Khan says he is more popular then Donald Trump.🤔 Name something more popular than Sadiq Khan?

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Ha these women are fooked when millionaires can order humanoids that look and certainly act better. It will happen

Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy. But didn't women want this? They all wanted the top 5% of men and made sure the remaining 95% of the men stopped caring about dating.

@BasilTheGreat Cunt

🚨BREAKING: LEWIS HAMILTON SAYS HE WANTS AFRICANS TO TAKE BACK AFRICA AND KICK OUT EUROPEANS Sorry... WHAT? So it's RACIST if British people say we want to take Britain back for us but it's absolutely fine to say Africa for Africans

@TheGriftReport Times have changed. Doesn’t matter how rich you are. Stupid wearing a watch that is that expensive. Nothing you can do or say to make it change. YOU are stupid wearing it. It will not change. No matter how wrong it is

BBC BREAKFAST PRESENTER'S LONDON NIGHTMARE: Ben Thompson reveals he "no longer feels safe in London" after a gang of six thugs ripped his £7,000 engraved Rolex from his wrist in posh Mayfair Leaving him with a permanent scar and constant flashbacks! The 45-year-old was grabbed by three attackers outside Cecconi's restaurant last March with pal Roja Dove (whose £150k Patek Philippe was also stolen). Spotter watched them leave, then the mob struck – two jailed this week at Old Bailey, four still at large. Victim impact statement: "After this attack my behaviour has changed – I no longer feel safe in London. I am nervous and jumpy when I hear a jogger or cyclist approaching behind me." Trauma, anxiety, night terrors – even a former war correspondent is now terrified in his own capital. This is what unchecked crime has done to London. Broken. You hear that @MayorofLondon ??

@Shawnife More stuff to lose

China is bringing a new tech vibe to the smartphone market.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Cheers

"And we have a completely useless Government…"

@CollinRugg Viagra made him hard

NEW: British man has a meltdown at the Hong Kong airport and starts smashing check-in kiosks, gets arrested for having four Viagra pills. The man was identified as a 35-year-old British tourist. Because he didn't have a prescription for Viagra, the man is facing up to two years in jail and a $12,800 fine. "Airport Authority staff and airport security personnel rushed to the scene and warned the man to stop causing further damage," a spokesperson said. "Police have arrested the man and launched an investigation." It's unclear what exactly set the man off.

@SkyNews Not one positive comment for him

'It is not good enough.' Sir Keir Starmer speaks, as the government announces a crackdown on social media firms to 'protect our children' from illegal content online ⬇️ trib.al/HJB1pLG 📺 Sky 501