Phil Piscitelli

@LankyLewis If your interviewer is 19 and wants you to come by his apartment style dorm to talk then probably

Is it normal for a first round interview to be done over Snapchat video call?

@JRoss1113 @FiresideYankees Agreed. Then they started over managing him and moving him all over the rotation and pen. His stuff was made for 1-2 innings. The perfect set-up man for Mo until he retired. To be fair (and possibly wrong since I was 13), farnsworth was a cut and dry innings eater.

@PhilPiscitelli @FiresideYankees Pudge screwed him. We got rid of Farnsworth for Pudge in ‘08 after Jorge tore his shoulder. Then Pudge made a snap throw to 2B against Texas & Joba had to dive out of the way, blowing his shoulder out. He threw 100/FILTHY slider/underrated slow curve/legit change up & location.

Which Yankees player will you VEHEMENTLY defend was “good” until the day you die? I’ll start

@xiggy89x Not in the conversation for HoF or an all-time great. You can say he was the last of a dying breed (closers), but his approach was always to blow 4SFB by people who weren’t used to seeing 100 on the gun.

Where do you rank Aroldis Chapman on the list of all time great closers? #MLB

@meals_by_cug Hey paisan I know you must be tired from having to rinse the salt out of the bacala the last few days so treat yourself to this. You’ll never worry again about the olive oil getting everywhere like it’s your sister. Buon natale.

@MILFWEEED I’m trapped in a hell of my own creation because I told my friend his mom could use my Hulu and now all Hulu thinks I care about is Yellowstone and the Jon Benet Ramsey murder case.

first of all who hasnt seen casino!!! And second get off me profile!!! There’s 5!!!! (Five)!!! Other profiles available to watch on!!!

even though I am very clear to everyone I give my Hulu login Do Not Use My Profile and Mess up the Algorithm, someone is working their way through casino (1995) painstakingly slow over the span of a week

@holyscheetz I got friendly’s after getting my braces off and got invited to Mount Olympus after school

Elon Musk is tweeting right now with the same entitled energy of the kid who had a doctors appointment during school and came back with McDonald’s

I’ve had thousands, if not millions, of fun size 3 musketeers bars in my life, but I don’t think I’ve ever bought and ate a single regular size one.

@holyscheetz “I work in consulting” “Great! Let’s hear the entire story of the bottle of wine you bought to this event please.”

The wealthier you are, the vaguer you are about your job. When people tell me they “work in business” I’m like ok so I guess you don’t steal stevia packets from coffee shops like I do

@almagal12 What’s a good series to pick up and spend some time with? I need some new ones.

When I finish one of the thick boy books of my current fantasy series, I will read as many shorter books as possible while I wait for the next thick boy of the series to ship to my house. This is why I am broke.

@holyscheetz I would challenge this and say, specifically, people who drive entry-level BMWs and Audis. You don’t need to look for a white BMW 3-Series with the cheapest trim package because they will always be directly behind you.

Which car do you feel is driven by the absolute worst people on the road and why is it a Dodge RAM

@SteveCampy It’s the humidity

Dillman blacked out after 2 frozen mixies lmfao

@barstoolcarl What kind of noise does this brisket make when squeezed?

Rate my 1st brisket flat:

If the New York Rangers win tonight 7 people who retweet this is winning a Hug Of The Game shirt. Comment your size. Bleed Blue. New York Forever.

@JimmyRandazzo Medium. Please and thank you 🙏🏼

@holyscheetz A rich and fluffy rice pilaf, if available, is a good change of pace

Is there really no middleground between French fries and a house salad

@JJFree2381 This is low key one of the funniest tweets. They just have a cave-like system of 70 people in the back or everyone works a half of a shift per week

@SteveCampy It’s been 35:00 on Sunday night for like 4 days now I’m losing it.

The fact it’s not 11:30pm rn is insane

@benjamminyo MOTM 2 is more experimental though. Let me know what you think.

@PhilPiscitelli Love the conviction. Gonna put it to the test

Was man on the moon II better than man on the moon???