Phoebe Broad

Hey look! It’s me and my little guy!

@adampollock Mine looks like this today after a run in with the hob…

Friendly reminder: if your chopping board looks like this, please throw it away immediately

I feel like maybe instead of pointing the finger at all the systems that have failed and introducing multi million pound reviews that won’t solve anything, we should be spending our time encouraging people to not abuse and murder their own children?

@scottygb BUT WHAT ABOUT TIDDLER?!

Gavin & Stacey is 90 minutes and will air on Christmas Day. The new Wallace & Gromit is 79 minutes long and will *also* air on Christmas Day. A big day in front of the television.

Found a omething the Wicked marketing team haven’t got their hands on.

WRONG! nutty putty cave incident.

My timeline is: Trump Trump Advert Gary Barlow’s son Trump Harris Trump Advert Advert Trump Gary Barlow’s son Gary Barlow’s son Advert for Barlow’s son Trump Barlow’s son’s face on Trump’s body Trump Advert

As a reminder, The US has had 46 presidents. Among them, there have been 91 criminal felony charges indicted. Those charges are distributed among the presidents as in the following list: 1/2

Bit sad I’ve not seen a picture of Paddington leading Liam to the other side yet.

@Joanna_xo_ The Overtones-Timmy died in a really similar way.

So Kamala Harris can’t be president because she *doesn’t* have children, but Kemi Badenoch can’t be Tory leader because she *does* have children? I don’t think it’s about the children.

@Markyphillips Interesting! I don't think I count as young any more (sob) but now that my inbox is ridiculous, and I don't get much mail, so would be more likely to actually read and digest what was sent in the post rather than by email.

New blog post: Younger donors want to be thanked and they like direct mail! queerideas.co.uk/2024/10/do-you…

A train from Birmingham New Street to London Euston (120 miles) takes 1 hr 20 minutes. A train from Driffield to York (30 miles) takes 2 hours. Remind me why we need more investment in HS2 again?

Looking at the world through a microscope 🧵 1. Terrifying photo of an ant's face

Obsessed with the ‘Paddington is the Grim Reaper’ discourse.

Paddington claims another victim #Strictly

@idlewildgirl Bahahahahaha

They’ve opened a Dignitas Bench in Manchester be careful where you are sitting guys

Have you heard? #WickedMovie tickets now on sale!!