@AntiDoc @schober222 They did. It was called the ThighMaster.
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Photography Player
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Photography Player
@PhotoPlayer_
Setting this up right now. Small town living, photographer & player. Old school seduction community guy. (https://t.co/Yl7v2nuvGV)
Katılım Nisan 2024
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@schober222 I just realized someone needs to make the adductor equivalent of a grip trainer for home gyms
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No adductor machine?
I got you
Squeeze the medicine ball hard as fuck in a wall sit
30 second go’s
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@PhotoPlayer_ He’s a good puppy. Just had a meet and greet with a good family for him earlier.
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Much better. Raccoons are half domesticated as it is.
Midwest Playboy@Midwest_Playboy
Dude would have had more luck trying to domesticate a raccoon
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@PhotoPlayer_ Right now I’m fostering a shepherd lab mix that would eat every last pair of shoes I own
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@PhotoPlayer_ Honestly I believe they would be a riot to have as pets
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Your CITY is NOT "walkable" until it is safe enough for an UNACCOMPANIED elementary schooler to take the shoelace express from city limits to downtown. If it's not walkable for an 8 year old child, it's not walkable at all. Is this standard too high for you? Too difficult?
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@Midwest_Playboy Yes, I had a friend who domesticated a series of raccoons.
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@Midwest_Playboy Snacks and a blankie, mostly. They don’t actually care about the trash, as long as there are snacks.
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Real. You fucking degenerates are the only people I say anything about my conquests to. Otherwise I’m strictly “I don’t kiss and tell.”
Atticus@redl3tters
Not true. Most men won’t do this. And the ones who do are almost always the could-be-gays. It’s hard for women to understand how off-limits sexual topics are among men. The boys don’t get together and hash out every detail of a sexual encounter like the girls do. I might mention to a close friend if I slept w a girl, but maybe not, and the conversation never goes beyond surface level. Guys have more important things to occupy themselves with. Like forgetting birthdays and never asking what each other actually does for a living.
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Somehow the algo placed me into "courtship" X and however I ended up here I want off
Maybe I need to post some hot girls to scare them off
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@RamboVanHalen I was going to say, there were a lot of good things about the X Files, but great visuals weren’t among them.
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For what it's worth, I think the X Files looked like shit in the 90s and still looks like shit today🤷♂️
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Why did the X Files look good? It's because they had a good budget.
Because back then more people watched TV. And because more people watched TC, brands paid money more to buy ads. So the networks had more money spend on production. They spent more money so they could attract more viewers and sell even more ads.
Today the audience is fragmented. It's harder to focus that many eyeballs in the same place. And network ad revenue isn't even close to what it was in the 90s. So the production budgets are lower. And the productions don't have the time and resources to do it right.
It's just economics🤷♂️
THE X FILES AESTHETICS@XFilesAesthetic
I wonder how The X Files managed to look this brilliant while also delivering 24 quality episodes per season 👇
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The only reason to watch women’s sports is to rank who‘s hottest. Caitlin is okay, but Sophie? Yes please.
#TallGirlsAreLonely
Vince Langman@LangmanVince
Am I the only one who thinks that Caitlin Clark has gotten annoying?
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I knew a guy in college who used to do this.
B e a r m a x x e r@centristpeater
Just saw Patrick Casey walking down the street eating a raw potato like an apple
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Americans put mustard, a European condiment, on their hotdogs. Meanwhile euros put “American hot dog sauce”, also a European condiment, on their hotdogs.
Incredible cultural exchange.
Milkyray🪽🥛DOKOMI@Milkmeray
i just found out my American friend doesn't know what hotdog sauce is. It literally has an american flag on the bottle of hotdog sauces wdym they don't have it and never heard of it? Germany just made that shit up!???😭😭 HUHHH
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@felinerespecter @pervitinyummy Feed the bad guys to the jaguars.
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Soon I will be announcing my campaign for President on a single issue platform of reintroducing jaguars to the American Southwest and also killing every single bad guy with guns, knives, drone strikes, hammers, bombs, grenades, nuclear bombs, tanks, and artillery.
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@Midwest_Playboy Have to agree. That boat should literally be named “no fatties.”
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Poseidon has cursed this man for having tha boat and letting fat girls on it
The Genesis@oboofafrica
The ride looked perfect… until the ocean had other plans 😳🌊 Would you still stay on the boat after this?
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Elon's next baby momma is gonna be the girl that fat shames any girl over 150lbs and I am here for it
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@raqisright Lmao Instagram is for girls
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7ish? years ago, and IIRC, I wasn’t doing very well in the sack because her schedule kept her wedged between my Tuesday nooner with a couple of Kappa Deltas and my Tuesday evening with the blonde from the nursing school.
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Yes, an ex girlfriend is currently stalking my Instagram stories.
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