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@md_deepesh I'm confused if this is a parody post or a true Congress fool dreaming in the middle of the day.

I need to leak something today. Something the mainstream media will never report. It was not Modi. It was not Jaishankar. Not his quiet back channel across Tehran, Gulf and Washington. No. It was our beloved Cambridge educated Young Prince of India. Rahul Gandhi Ji. He personally held a 24 hour call with the IRGC leadership. On chai. And Parle G biscuits. No compromise. No Epstein files. Just pure intellectual firepower. He opened the call by explaining something critical. India is not actually a country. It is a collection of states. A divided nation. With zero reservation in Apollo Hospital. The IRGC commanders listened in silence. They wept. They immediately grasped the gravity of India's: Healthcare crisis. Reservation Crisis. Then Rahul Ji switched gears. He told Iranian leadership he is not compromised like Modi. America and Israel can wait. He said what Modi is too shy to say. The real alliance India should have is with China. Not with the US. He even displayed the CCP Agreement. He then recited a mantra. Holding his grandmother's Rudraksh. The Supreme National Security Council of Iran froze in their chairs. And then the results came. 6 LPG carriers. 1 LNG carrier. 4 oil tankers. 1 products tanker. 3 container ships. 2 bulk carriers. All 28 ships. Released. Heading home. Within 72 hours. They even threw in extra ships from some unknown country. Just out of sheer dosti. Meanwhile in Parliament. Modi Ji had apparently fainted. The moment Rahul Ji walked in. He was shivering. As if he touched 240 volts. Jaishankar quietly passed a chit to Rahul Ji. “Please handle the LPG situation.” And Hardeep Puri Ji was found frozen at his desk. Still processing his Epstein file conversations. People who think this is a joke are completely wrong. Diplomacy is a serious science. You cannot do diplomacy by hugging world leaders. You cannot do it by visiting 50 countries. You cannot do it by projecting strength. Or civilisational pride. Or strategic confidence. Real diplomacy requires a Cambridge degree. Real diplomacy requires a Gandhi surname. Real diplomacy requires a grandfather like Nehru. Not a mere chai wala from Gujarat. You must tell Iran that India is religiously intolerant. You must demand caste reservation in the military. You must portray India as poor, divided, and desperate. You must display Hindus as oppressor. Only then will any country listen. That is the Congress model of foreign policy. Beg first. Borrow credibility. Deliver nothing. 611 sailors were stranded in a live war zone. The man who apparently saved them. Was having chai. At Parliament steps. With biscuits. Just see how diplomacy works. Congress can only save this country. God save the LPG cylinder. God save Rahul Gandhi Ji. Bharat Needs Rahul Ji. Jai Hind.

@TheHarrisSultan @SupriyaShrinate Arey kyun intelligent questions pooch rahe ho iss anpadh aurat se? Rahul Bhai ne bola hoga inko yeh tweet karne jab yeh pair daba rahi thi unki. Din ka aur kuch kaam toh hai nahin Congress vaalon ko.

@SupriyaShrinate The US took an enemy vessel in international waters. What do you want India to do?

In a huge offence to India, US sunk Iran's IRIS Dena at the edge of Indian waters near Sri Lanka. This ship was returning from a naval exercise in India. 101 missing, 78 injured (32 critical), 1 dead. Sri Lanka aids rescue. But what is India doing? Where is our regional clout?

Good Idea. In this separate state. 1. Upper Caste Hindus, will start cleaning their toilets. 2. Upper Caste Hindus will start cleaning drainages. 3. Upper Caste Hindus will become agricultural labourers. Waiting for it to happen. 😊

Best wishes to the ‘Men in Green’ 🇵🇰 as they take the field in Colombo today. Play with confidence and give it your best.

@mkstalin Yet you sold your soul and joined hands with the exact same people who Anna fought, just because of your greed for power. 🤡

பேரறிஞர் அண்ணா தமிழர்களின் மனசாட்சி! நினைவுநாளில் மட்டுமல்ல, ஒவ்வொரு நாளும் அண்ணனை நினைக்கும் நாள்தான் எங்களுக்கு! அண்ணா சாலை, அண்ணா சிலைகள், அண்ணா மேம்பாலம், அண்ணா நூலகம், அண்ணா பேருந்து நிலையங்கள் என அண்ணா பெயர்சூட்டிய தமிழ்நாட்டின் ஒவ்வொரு பகுதியிலும் அவரே நிறைந்திருக்கும்படி செய்தது கழக அரசு. மொழித் திணிப்பு - பண்பாட்டுத் திணிப்பு - நிதி நெருக்கடி என்றெல்லாம் வஞ்சகங்களைச் செய்துகொண்டு, துரோகிகளையெல்லாம் துணைக்கு அழைத்துக் கொண்டு வந்தாலும், பா.ஜ.க. அரசின் ஆணவத்துக்கும் ஆதிக்கத்துக்கும் அண்ணாவின் தமிழ்நாட்டில் #GetOut-தான்! ஆண்டுகள் எத்தனை ஆனாலும், தமிழ்நாட்டை அண்ணாதான் ஆள்கிறார்! #AnnaForever #AnnaLivesOn #PerarignarAnna

@saravofcl Please laugh more. 🤣

உழைப்பு, உழைப்பு, உழைப்பு ♥️

@lokioddin1x My man is boasting a scheme made for backwards and developing countries lol. You go dude!

@ScuderiaFerrari Did the car stop on the track after this video or before?

Bringing our drone to the party 🤩

@Chaudhry_CEE Pakistan (Badr A - 1990) reached space 15 years after India did (Aryabhata - 1975). Typical Pakistani twisting of facts as if internet doesn't exist still lol.

Punjabis Muslims existed centuries before Sikh religion was created. They ruled these lands and even other parts of India. And btw a Pakistani Punjabi Nobel prize winner literally founded SUPARCO and made Pakistan the first country in South Asia to reach space. Cope harder and FO

@Noisy562 @dillondanis Bro got beaten to a pulp lol. Does he even know how to fight?

“Say good night to the bad guy” @dillondanis

@CMoney4Ever That's still 100,000 players. If your point is that Playstation are not absolute thrashing Xbox, just substantially more, then you are right.

Wait hold on... How is the amount of playstation players only 2.8% higher than the Xbox players with over 50% more consoles🤔🤔🤔 ponies, please tell me how excited you are about Playstation hardware sales again 😬😬😬

@RahulGandhi This man will never become my PM.

Trump is insulting Modi in country after country. Latest is South Korea. 1. Repeated that he used trade to frighten Modi into stopping Operation Sindoor. 2. Said 7 planes were shot down. Don’t be scared Modi ji, find the courage to respond.

@PakAuthentic @grok @arpitsingh736 @AamirSiming @DanielBordmanOG Bro got fact checked by everyone. 🤣🤣🤣

For the record, Pakistan has lost every war it has ever been in.

@astaranx @digitalfoundry It's 2025. You still running the same shit from 2018 lol.

Hello @digitalfoundry, if you don’t like Xbox just be honest and stop covering it. Call yourself Digital Sony 👍

@Xbox_Series_XS This rumour from your dream last night?

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@CMShehbaz 🔴 LIAR LIAR LIAR 🔴 Pakistan finished 6th. How can a sitting PM lie about such a thing so carelessly.

Shabash 👏🏻 Pakistan 🇵🇰 wins the Asian Youth Girls Netball Championship 2025. A proud moment for the entire nation and yet another great milestone for 🇵🇰women in sports! Special appreciation for staying undefeated throughout the tournament! Very well played!

@CMShehbaz Why did you close the border then? 🤡

I condemn, in the strongest possible terms, today's unprovoked attack on Iran by Israel. I convey my deepest sympathies to the Iranian people on the loss of lives in this attack. This grave and highly irresponsible act is deeply alarming and risks further de-stabilising an already volatile region. We urge the international community and the United Nations to take urgent steps to prevent any further escalation that could imperil regional and global peace.

@MBPatil @rajnathsingh How will the best minds of the nation come and work in Karnataka if they are forced to learn a new language just to be safe? Imagine scientists who have do much knowledge need to now spend time learning kannada. Send you are shamelessly talking about inter state cooperation.

Karnataka is Home to HAL - Relocating the Existing Facility is not acceptable Will meet Shri @rajnathsingh to seek Defence Corridor for #Karnataka Media reports suggest that the Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh, Shri Chandrababu Naidu, has requested the Central Government to relocate Karnataka’s #HAL unit to Andhra Pradesh. If such a request has indeed been made, it is highly inappropriate and goes against the spirit of cooperation among states. We take this matter seriously and will engage in thorough discussions. Karnataka is the undisputed leader in India’s aerospace & defence sector-contributing 65% to national defence production and ranking 3rd globally in aerospace ecosystem strength. Despite this significant contribution, the #DefenceCorridor has been allotted to Uttar Pradesh and Tamil Nadu in 2022-23. Based on merit and contribution, it rightfully belongs to Karnataka. I will soon meet Union Ministers, including Hon’ble Defence Minister Shri Rajnath Singh, to strongly urge that the Defence Corridor be granted to Karnataka - it is our rightful claim. #AerospaceAndDefence

@thesaviour @grok where is this image from?

NOT GAZA SCENES FROM PAKISTAN AFTER INDIA BOMBED MULTIPLE CIVILIANS!

@MarvelRivals What is the action you take against racism?

🐺 Get your claws out and your suits ready, the celebration is about to begin! 🤵 "Answer should be obvious. An' in Madripoor, darlin'...The name's Patch." Dive into the battlefield in style as Wolverine’s Patch Costume for free by completing Gala Missions, appearing for the first time in Marvel Comics Presents (1998) #10. 📅 Available: May 2 at 9:00 UTC/May 2 at 2:00 AM PT Do you have the ability to discriminate between friend and foe? #MarvelRivals