ComedyPhanatic

@mhp_guy Terrible take. Every bass pro I go to is packed and an awesome experience. Great for kids too

I walked into Cabela’s tonight for the first time in 5 years. I notice the sign also says Bass Pro. Huh. Whatever. I walk in and they say “welcome to outdoor world!” Uh, ok. Three names? Wasn’t the merger a decade ago? There are more employees than customers. Total crickets. 77,000 empty square feet. The dude at the entry gives me the hard sell to join their rewards program, while the outside air is still on my neck. I’m just here for a knife dude. I won’t be back for another 5 years. I wrangle from his grasp. As we go to leave they push me to join their rewards program yet again. What a trainwreck. This is what poor management looks like.

@ivandemigoal Felix Potvin

Age yourself by naming an NHL goalie you grew up watching. I’ll start: Carey Price.

@Alicia_Bittle_ I said this about yoga pants to a group of women and they all called me gay

These are “give-up” pants. You will never see a person who is doing well in life wearing them in public. You will never see someone who has it together mentally/physically/emotionally wearing them. This is natures warning sign for “I cannot be relied upon because I can’t even rely on myself to take care of myself.”

@CharlieDayQuote Find your breath? Its in my mouth

Which Sunny quote lives rent-free in your head?

@TheRochaSays worst case of can dish it, but can't take it I've seen in a long time

HOLY FUCK, WHAT??? 😂 Portnoy and Barstool have made racist jokes, defended blackface, made sexist jokes, made rape jokes, joked about the "f**kability" of female sports reporters, joked about the personal appearances of their employees including their weight, attractiveness and smell, etc etc. This sanctimonious clown and some (not all) of his crew have made all kinds of jokes intended to hurt peoples feelings. GTFOH 🤣

@sanpellyenjoyer sleep apnea, even its most mild form, gets you to 50% disabled all by itself lol

Seriously is there a single veteran who doesn’t get a disability check? A very under-discussed scam. I’m sure a guy with a 6 pack that runs marathons is very disabled

@bonchieredstate they aren't mistakes. they are greedy

The housing market is going to crash again, and everyone who pushed these policies will once again claim they weren't at fault. So tiring. The same mistakes, over and over.

@JayantBhandari5 what's the point of the trash bag?

High-tech garbage disposal of the Indian Railways.

@PopBase @billieeilish Not enough, should be 52% of her profit or more

Billie Eilish is donating $11.5 million from her ‘Hit Me Hard and Soft’ tour proceeds to support food equity, climate justice, reducing carbon pollution and combatting the climate crisis.

@DudespostingWs Bert Kreischer when he was 21

@TheKevinDalton what a profound sociopath

Gavin Newsom: I can’t tell you how much of a fan my son is of Charlie Kirk. Also Gavin Newsom: He wasn’t a fan of him, as much as he was familiar with him.

@InternetH0F I hate that these idiots are rich

I hate parents that name their children like they wont ever grow up and have to live with that name 😭

@GovTimWalz Just such a dumb liar, yes both

Every $1 invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in economic activity. It’s not about the money, Trump just wants Americans to go hungry.

@EYakoby We need to stop posting and responding to what she says, it's all such nonsense

Ilhan Omar tells Mehdi Hasan: "We should be monitoring, profiling, and creating policies to fight the radicalization of White men." I have a different idea: We monitor Islamist cells in the US who are working on behalf of foreign terrorist organizations.

@TheCinesthetic worst movie I've ever seen.

On rewatch, you start to realize Once Upon a Time in Hollywood might be Tarantino’s best.

@TaraBull808 I've watched my boss miss many family moments and ruin relationships to have alittle more money and power. hard pass

Some things are worth the work

@OliLondonTV notice how they say alot but also say nothing

Mark Ruffalo, who is worth an estimated $90 million, suggests replacing capitalism: “We just created the most number of billionaires…we could do this. But it’s gonna take some re-imagining of what America is. What our economic system is.”

@Player_retiredd These judge shows are fake and that isn't a real tattoo

What type of prank is that?

@broiledcrawfish Just don't buy it. The people that buy it clearly like it

this is the greed they talked about in the bible

@gunsnrosesgirl3 fast food. also, most restaurants