Tim
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Tim
@PloptimusG
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Illinois, USA Katılım Haziran 2021
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Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
Jewish Advocacy Coalition (JAC)🇮🇱🇺🇸🇬🇧🥓@YasharJac
@ky_statesman So you would be ok with Israel fully going with China?
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@omgsidewalks Caesar, Greek, or a basic salad with a vinaigrette. Maybe some cooked broccoli with garlic butter. You can cook an artichoke and eat that with some lemon garlic butter for dipping. There are options.
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Are you about to tell Americans what constitutes a burger. Are you really going to do that. Is that your move. Really.
Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3
Americans will call a chicken burger a “chicken sandwich” even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
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@RachelMcadm Brain damage, due to widespread lead consumption as children
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We have one state entirely devoted to owning Europe in the cheese realm. Y’all had castles for defensive purposes. Wisconsin makes castles for cheese alone.
Dan Gliebitz@RealDanGliebitz
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
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@HeyItsSinko64 It's drier than the store brand white bread, and the frosting uses salt instead of sugar.
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“American bread is cake” damn it sounds like y’all’s cake sucks ass
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@projection2024 "Mid" is an extremely favorable opinion of flavorless chicken with the texture of fried gelatin. The sauces are mid though.
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Europeans make fun of American eating habits, just to come over the pond and have the most mind blowing experience over a mid chicken joint.
Aria Acuff@RedLense_
Do not piss me off
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@kaitybella They don't have whipped things in the UK. They don't realize that whipping air into something makes it a lighter color.
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lmao at the reveal that they’re talking about the little containers of whipped butter you get at diners
🥃Donald Clarke📽️@DonaldClarke63
Okay. I hate to encourage the silly cheese-roll war. But we need to say something about that weird white stuff Americans call butter.
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@stkms0011223344 I'm a huge fan of how it glows in the dark and loses its shape at room temperature... Now that's Cheddar!
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That's not true, we know! Cheddar is great. I love all the crunchy, crystal bits.
Dan Gliebitz@RealDanGliebitz
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
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@PloptimusG @DandyDonSF You think we care who hates us Tim! We have been hated hundreds of years before you even exsisted, but to dig out the English for being hated when you’re hated even more by the entire world is a little silly isn’t it Timmy
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@pottsdan38 @DandyDonSF I don't care if everybody hates Americans. Your little whataboutisms are midwit tactics.
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@PloptimusG @DandyDonSF Tbf tim we are hated but there is one country hated even more than us, Can you guess who it is 👀
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@LenMaidsto67782 @s_t_u_a_r_t666 @DandyDonSF An English person who doesn't understand what they're replying to? Unheard of. "Oi bruv, we got higher IQ points, mate." Ok, then why are you and the last guy retards?
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@PloptimusG @s_t_u_a_r_t666 @DandyDonSF Absolutely correct. Although 97 is perhaps being too kind in your case.
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@s_t_u_a_r_t666 @DandyDonSF Nobody on earth has to like Americans for this to be true. Stereotypical English level intelligence on display.
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@PloptimusG @DandyDonSF The irony of this coming from a American 🙄
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@DonaldClarke63 What the hell is butter? Is it similar to vegetable oil based margarine?
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The thin smear of “unclear” dressing is an obscure European delicacy called “butter”.
Jeff A. Chamer@jeffchamer
I’m losing sleep over this. It’s all I see when I close my eyes. The insane amount of raw onion. The THICK, unrefrigerated slices of cheese. The bone dry bread with a useless, thin smearing of dressing (unclear what kind) on the top bun. A culinary transgression. Prison.
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Americans in the quotes be like "that food is disgusting, now let me eat my canned chicken and squeezy cheese in peace"
Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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@biff2025 @BrandonTierney He needs to do an hour long Decision 2 special when he's eligible for free agency. "I'm taking my talents to Long Beach" He joins Doncic on the Lakers, and they also bring in Ant Edwards. "Pas cinq, pas six, pas sept..."
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Wemby has gone from lovable unicorn to despised villain quicker than anyone in sports history.
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