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@lowerformofwit Probably what happened

Bit of a mismatch there Haaretz

@LucyTCWife @JaydaBF @MatthewBac60261 Burning hotels - good Burning ambulances - bad

@JaydaBF @MatthewBac60261 Oh so it’s ok to blow up their ambulances than? Gotcha.

Anyone reading about the ‘arson attack’ in London might be surprised to learn that the Jewish community have their own Hatzola ambulances. They also have their own police force called Shomrim. Did you know the Jews run parallel emergency services for their own people in Britain?

Can someone explain what the joke is here? Because there's no semantic context, no set-up, no punchline, no nothing. Just some guy jabbering on in different Irish accents, and then shouting like a toddler. #SNL #SNLUK #SaturdayNightLive

Watching the americans try to make sense of Fouracres Irish Grandad skit is the funniest thing SNL UK has done. If they ever watch shooting stars or anything else with Reeves and Mortimer, their brains will melt

@TRobinsonNewEra France have missiles that could hit us but you don't see anyone getting off to the idea of going to war with them

How close does Iran have to be to be able to strike the UK? The answer is that they could, theoretically, already be able to do it. Do people still want to do nothing? Honest question.

@BasilTheGreat Creating an AI image to get angry about

Cadbury's have no problem remembering 'Eid Mubarak' though

We have to use soggy paper straws whilst the rich are covering their shoes in single use plastic to visit their underground car parks

@LucyTCWife @nicktenconii Freedom of speech has never meant freedom from consequences

@nicktenconii Free speech isn’t free if it comes with conditions.

Fabulous day at the free speech festival with my faves. ❤️ Free speech is dead under Starmer!!!

@LucyTCWife I've heard a lot of people say you're thick

Update on David Collings exhibit at Margate’s Joseph Wales gallery. Kent police sergeant just called. He told me: no action to be taken. The pictures (a few below) are in his view ‘criticism of the Israeli state’. He said ‘because some Israelis happen to be Jews it doesn’t mean it’s antisemitic’. He said: ‘you’re obviously very passionate’. (Thereby dismissing my complaint). I tried to tell him that he was perhaps not best judged to evaluate antisemitic content if his view was that this was not ‘Nazi imagery’ but ‘criticism of the Israeli state’ and could he possibly send someone who knew more about this stuff. ‘No police officer is an expert in racism’, he told me, oddly. I gave him some friendly, if ‘passionate’ advice: sometimes ‘criticism of the Israeli state’ overlaps with anti-Semitic content and incitement. This is one such case. I’ll be complaining - please join in. Case 21-0938 I always want to believe the best of the polite agents of the law on the other end of the phone. But this well-spoken man telling me that hail of swastikas and blood and Jews was nothing but ‘criticism of the Israeli state’ is why we are where we are, why Jews don’t expect anything from the police, and how we find tha Kent police are exactly in tune with Matthew Collings.

@Ostrov_A FAFO

Iran is not even indiscriminately firing at Israel. They are intentionally firing at entire civilian population areas, including residential homes, kindergartens and hospitals. Each of these missiles and cluster bombs is a WAR CRIME!

@BasilTheGreat To spite you

Why do British people convert to Islam?

Remember when the Guardian published this article for some reason

Liverpool has Britain's oldest black community going back to 1730s Liverpool has Britain's oldest Chinese community going back to the 1800s Liverpool has Britain's first Mosque built in 1875 Liverpools local dish, Scouse, and their name, Scouse, comes from Norway

"Iran endangers the entire world" Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says the international community needs to help confront Iran trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@JamesPGoddard90 If that was your only time to Liverpool, they clearly aren't scumbags

Scousers Are Utter Scumbags After seeing what happened to Fred & Young Mong yesterday in Liverpool it brought back memories of my one and only visit to that shithole It’s never 1 vs 1 with these depraved anti white scumbags

@Plants_N_Frens @JamesPGoddard90 I grew up down south and moved to Bootle, never had any issues Maybe you were just a cunt

@JamesPGoddard90 Grew up there. Endless bricks through windows, spat on, things thrown at you out of cars. One wrong accent, wrong tracksuit, wrong haircut and they would fuck you up. Worst place I've ever lived and I've been fkn everywhere

As a priest, who has celebrated Holy Communion twice today and is departing for a Cistercian monastery tomorrow, can I just say that this 'Easter Egg rage' is nonsense. If you care that much, get yourself to church, and then perhaps you will realise that our faith is not based on confectionary or its packaging.

@SectorAnalytics @JasonReidx

@TLTM32 @JasonReidx - Things never said by someone in charge of casting for UK comedies

Didn’t watch #SNLUK but if new comedians get the foothold they need from it and the nation is spared the non-stop torturous cycle of Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson, Romesh Ranganathan, Joel Dommett etc, then i’m all for it. 👍