Keith Plunkett

@pyjamas_black If the keys are in the car. The criminals have an easy win, rather than coming into your house to murder you and then steal the car

Famously crime free south africa

@SamanthaTaghoy Where’s @peta

>won’t eat pork because it’s “unclean” >will rape sheep and goats (and no, this isn’t satire.)

@JakeFitzsimons they need to serve for 2 years to get their pension, thats why they voted with the government, only need to hang on 7 more months..

If all of the Independents and the three young TDs who spoke out against the government today had voted against the government, we'd be heading for a general election right now... ...

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

@griptmedia Can you imagine how long and how many multiples of cost overruns would happen if we went nuclear 🤯

Taoiseach Micheál Martin has shot down the idea of revisiting oil exploration or pursuing nuclear power, despite the country's heavy reliance on imported energy: gript.ie/martin-shoots-…

92 TDs have confidence in govt. Why wouldn't they? A life of luxury in a job without consequences. - Fuel price increases are covered by expenses - Their expenses are paid by taxpayers - They are out of pocket exactly €0 - They have 6-figure salaries and gilt-edged pensions to absorb price increases as this crisis worsens - Their calamitous management of this country doesn't impact them Full confidence, in themselves, to keep the gravy train rollin' on. Anyone who voted for @fiannafailparty and @FineGael made a rod for their own backs, I hope they learn because the writing has been on the wall for a long time. These EU middle-managers don't give a fiddlers about the electorate. These full-confidence gombeens will bleed you dry and continue to deliver sweet FA. ZERO accountability. Lessons will be learned? The lessons will only get harder.

@williamhboney1 😂

@PlunkettKeith wearing blinkers hasn't worked for you so far chum, but do carry on, it takes all sorts.

The heartlands of Ireland had their cards marked today. Apart from the Healy-Raes, none of the independents were worth the vote you gave them. All mouth no action. Hard lesson, don’t forget it. #NoConfidence

@williamhboney1 You didn’t answer, making cliche statements isn’t going to change anything, good luck with that approach

@PlunkettKeith your choice, keep repeating what you've always done and hope things work out differently, if that works for you who am I to tell you to cop yourself on.

@williamhboney1 It’s a genuine question, if there’s no independents (and you’re not voting for one of the current parties) what do you propose? Grow a pair, be a citizen isn’t a solution

@PlunkettKeith that's the attitude, right there, that's why the situation is as it is. Grow a pair, be a citizen not a subject.

@Manutd_addicts Good for him

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Mark Goldbridge has SOLD OUT 💰 The Overlap (Gary Neville) has reportedly bought The United Stand + That’s Football for £3.5m 💸 From “raw fan voice” to corporate football media 📉 He’ll stay as the face, but now works under them on ~£500k a year. #MUFC

Micheál Martin right now.

@MCCCANM 3rd time unlucky

Rumor only, but rumor on the street is the pilot rescued Friday is one of the same pilots who was shot down by Kuwait a few weeks ago. If true, probably going to get an epic new callsign.

@rexthundercock A lot easier to shoot down a helicopter than an f15.. wouldn’t be so confident that someone doesn’t wander our of a cave and fire off a manpad

It’s a shame this is an April Fools cos you actually couldn’t take my money fast enough.

Explaining how me and Donnarumma have the same number of World Cup appearances to a few locals down the pub

@ItalyProp Have you met Ireland?

How could you be so incompetent as a federation at every level? Italian football is dead. For good.

@dublin_damo @AnnaleaMagill Don’t be jealous 🤣

@AnnaleaMagill The most south Dublin post ever.

Beautiful evening for a healing circle on killiney beach 🧘🌚📿🙏

@AerLingus @eoghancorry This is embarrassing 🤦‍♂️

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Internet speed on flight to JFK New York on EI-EIN, first @Aerlingus aircraft to be fitted with the new Starlink ultrafast, passing over Dingle county Kerry

Imagine having your wedding day on the day Ireland play Czech Republic 🤣🤣🤣