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@NASA @ColumbiaBugle Trying too hard nasa......

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

@rawsalerts @KrustyWeiner69 That's crazy, why would they fake it if we've already been there once......

@KrustyWeiner69 They claim the rocket that launched had no people on board at all and that the entire mission was staged using studio sets and Hollywood-level special effects.

🚨#BREAKING: Numerous flat-earthers and conspiracy theorists are now claiming that the new NASA space mission, carrying four astronauts around the Moon is fake. Following the launch of Artemis II yesterday, they are calling the entire mission a Hollywood lie meant to deceive the world and the American people.

@TheLastRefuge2 @weatherman248 You mean keep "Young global leader" WEF tulsi?

@weatherman248 I hope not, but I know there is a certain group (Levin, Loomer, Ellison) trying to penetrate the White House with a demand for it.

AI involved.... Sacks time up..... Palantir expanding.... Etc. Tulsi Gabbard is grabbing the reins, attached to a rather significant dragon. All good. If we have to accept DHS surveillance, Tulsi seems the best option on the control mechanisms.

@MJTruthUltra Off camera

NASA is heading back to the moon as astronauts board the Artemis II launch pad. Four astronauts will go on a roughly 10-day journey that will take them around the Moon in a lunar flyby. Ok flat earthers… if the earth is flat, where are they really heading?

@Politicsworld @AJEnglish He knows exactly what he's doing and he was installed to do exactly this.

@AJEnglish This guy doesn't know what the fuck is he doing and he's leading people into world war III

The Iranian military has outlined a potential response to US President Donald Trump's threats to attack the country's power plants if Iran does not open the Strait of Hormuz. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/hp81ag

@qatarenergy Uh oh, nasa about to be fucked on helium loss....

Providing an update on the damage from the missile attacks on Ras Laffan Industrial City H.E. Minister Saad Sherida Al-Kaabi: The missile attacks reduced Qatar’s LNG export capacity by 17% and caused an estimated loss of $20 billion in annual revenue - Extensive damage to our production facilities will take up to five years to repair and will compel us to declare long-term force majeure QatarEnergy expects the damage to its Ras Laffan Industrial City caused by missile strikes, which occurred on Wednesday 18 March 2026, and in the early hours of Thursday 19 March 2026, to cost about $20 billion a year in lost revenue and to take up to five years to repair, impacting supply to markets in Europe and Asia. Providing an update on the damage to the facilities at Ras Laffan Industrial City, His Excellency Mr. Saad Sherida Al-Kaabi, the Minister of State for Energy Affairs, the President and CEO of QatarEnergy, said “I am relieved to confirm that no one was injured by these unjustified and senseless attacks, which weren’t just an attack on the State of Qatar but attacks on global energy security and stability. This was an attack on all of us who stand for development and human progress that is sustained by a fair, reliable, and secure access to energy.” The attacks damaged two liquefied natural gas (LNG) producing Trains 4 and 6 totaling 12.8 million tons per annum (MTPA) of production, representing approximately 17% of Qatar’s exports. Train 4 is a joint venture between QatarEnergy (66%) and ExxonMobil (34%), and Train 6 is a joint venture between QatarEnergy (70%) and ExxonMobil (30%). His Excellency Minister Al-Kaabi said: “The damage sustained by the LNG facilities will take between three to five years to repair. The impact is on China, South Korea, Italy and Belgium. This means that we will be compelled to declare force majeure for up to five years on some long-term LNG contracts.” The attacks also targeted the Pearl GTL (Gas-to-Liquids) facility, a production sharing agreement operated by Shell, that converts natural gas into high-quality cleaner burning drop-in fuels and produces base oils used to make premium engine oils and lubricants, and paraffins and waxes. “The damage caused to one of the two trains at Pearl GTL is being assessed and is expected to be offline for a minimum of one year” His Excellency Minister Al-Kaabi added. It should be noted that there will be a loss of associated product production due to this outage as follows: · Condensates: 18.6 million barrels which is around 24% of Qatar’s exports · LPG: 1.281 MT which is around 13% of Qatar’s exports · Naphtha: 0.594 MT which is around 6% of Qatar’s exports · Sulfur: 0.18 MT which is around 6% of Qatar’s exports · Helium: 309.54 MCFA which is around 14% of Qatar’s exports His Excellency the Minister of State for Energy Affairs, the President and CEO of QatarEnergy paid tribute to the Qatari military and security forces and to the energy sector emergency response teams whose courage and extraordinary professionalism ensured the situation was contained quickly and safely. #Qatar

@MaryBowdenMD @slocumfortexas @Tesla Don't do it. That's what they want you to do. Then they'll either shut you down, or simply lock the doors and drive you into a lake......

@slocumfortexas I’m shopping for a @Tesla tomorrow!

I just paid ~ $120 to fill up my tank on the F250 $4.99/gallon in Houston

@PrincetonBeef @nicksortor To shoot 30 bullets

@nicksortor And people need a 30 round clip for what??????

🚨 LMAO! Democrats are throwing a FIT as pro-gun activists are outside the Virginia State Capitol handing out free 30-ROUND AR-15 mags to folks, as the state government is about to BAN them THIS is what patriotism looks like right here 🇺🇸🔥

@ohmygr0k @usanewshq Thought i smelled a candle

Gwyneth Paltrow is breaking the internet after suffering an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction at the Oscars

@tacokingX Black tar heroin

Guess what’s in the foil

@ChrisNye16 @FriedgeHNIC It was telling when no one stood up for him. Even in the post game, dude was like "yeah we should've stood up for him"....... joke

@FriedgeHNIC This sucks but not as much as the fact that his teammates displayed their dislike for their captain.

Asked Auston Matthews’ agent, Judd Moldaver about his response to the ruling. Here is his reply: “In light of the obvious severity of the play, I am disappointed and shocked the league would allow such a ruling. A phone hearing and 5 games is laughable and preposterous. While the process is set in our CBA, that this was the discipline is reckless and ridiculous. This decision results in a further loss of confidence in the disciplinary process for all players. Players and fans deserve better. The Player Safety Department should be suspended.”

@SouthDallasFood @LongHornSteaks @Outback @OutbackBrasil @texasroadhouse Texas road house

What’s the goatiest chain steakhouse? Longhorn Outback Logan’s Texas Roadhouse *As always, there is only one answer to this question

@NFL_Convo He's got a punchers chance.

I know his knee injury was bad and not ideal at 31 years old but I still believe in Tyreek There’s no doubt in my mind that he’s still a 1,000 yard receiver with a competent QB

@akafaceUS Does that extend to "the meadow? "

🔥🚨BREAKING: Governor Abbott has introduced the largest school choice initiative in U.S. history, emphasizing that over 100,000 families are now participating, up from a previous record of more than 42,000. Supporters describe this as a significant step toward prioritizing American families and expanding educational options.

@NotVoh_ @joelvmoran They are. They don't fucking care. They're getting their checks. They are all 100% in cahoots with each other. It's a small club and they don't just let anyone in

The NBA’s solution to tanking is simple. Stop rigging the lottery. It’s not a coincidence that: - Spurs got Wemby - Mavericks got Flagg - Pelicans got Zion after trading AD The worst team getting the best picks is the way to go but the NBA wants to dictate what players go where.

@MarioNawfal Makes it a point to throw up the hidden hand

🚨 A victim reported to the FBI that she was abducted from her home in 1996. She woke up in Epstein's Florida mansion in the presence of Harvey Weinstein and Shawn Carter. FYI, Shawn Carter is Jay-Z's real name. File number: EFTA01249586

@ChefGruel That very well may be the best time yet! I bet that take would be a blast. My wife and I would probably ASK for that table, even if we had a rez. You've got a winner there.

Valentine’s Day is a rough day in the restaurant industry: Yes sales are up but every year we have 10-20 guys bring their dates/wives to the restaurant and insist they made a reservation (they forgot) then they cause a scene. It’s the same thing every year. So this year we are setting aside an open communal table; 10 seats, and we will seat them all together throughout the night. I’ll share the cctv footage Sunday.

@BraedenSorbo I'm sure her only fans will do well

While filming her show, HGTV star Nicole Curtis accidentally said “fart n*gga.” She said it to no one She didn’t say it out of hate She didn’t say it to hurt anybody. She literally was laughing and making a joke. And they’ve cancelled her show and are trying to destroy her life. This is where we’re at

@iJordanMoore Because they already know it's not in their control. Sports are not organic. Rigged, 100% of the time.

Maybe it’s just me… but winning championships doesn’t feel the same anymore. The celebrations feel quieter. Less emotional. Players and coaches don’t seem to explode with joy the way they used to. Yeah, every game and moment is different but watching teams like the Seahawks and Thunder celebrate this past year… it didn’t even feel like they just won a world title. We used to see pure chaos. Guys leaping into each other’s arms. Tears. Screaming iconic lines like “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!” That raw, unforgettable emotion used to define championships. Now it feels… muted and different. I’ll thread some video examples for reference.