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@CuriousDoc90 @Thazhigilla_ Lol. It's just 6yrs + n , where n can vary from 0 to another number of years depending on how intelligence, smartness, religiousness, luck, village people etc

@Pokarfaze @Thazhigilla_ "Few years" 😅

A medical doctor can wake up, get tired of the ward, buy a Macbook, and pivot into tech. A doctor can buy a ring light and become a content creator or filmmaker. But a Senior Software Engineer cannot wake up, buy a stethoscope, and decide to pivot into the operating theater. There is a hierarchy to this pivot game.

@paultobi_ Forgive him. It's a mistake we all made, thinking you've finished diabetes because you finished reading it in one textbook 😄😄😄

You don’t finish Diabetes…

“To be happy you must eliminate two things: The fear of a bad future and The memory of a bad past.” - Seneca

@Sephanade Number one overall doesn't have the same meaning as number one on your list

This might be close… who’s the #1 actor overall...

@Harhaoppierakko @worldranking_ Yeah. And if the next child takes their car without permission they should also report him to the police and refuse to bail him out. Especially now that the system is better with their impressive advocacy.

@Pokarfaze @worldranking_ Good! Their son's death is not their fault.

@Rothmus Can't risk my life for either one

[Based on the ones I've personally seen play] 1. Steven Gerrard 2. Mohammed Salah 3. Sadio Mané 4. Fernando Torres 5. Luis Suarez 6. Virgil Van Dijk 7. Roberto Firmino 8. Xabi Alonso 9. Philippe Coutinho 10. Alison Becker

@MarvellousOlai3 @instablog9ja Which area/state?

@instablog9ja I go use am buy my barber equipment Anyone wey the money reach

Man stirs reactions with a question of what you would do if you were gifted N50,000

@Heyjirow49 @instablog9ja Freedom from what

@instablog9ja Aje,I go take am support my upcoming freedom wey I wan do dis saturday

@WomenBeingAwful Now they want a legislation to ban them from what they personally and collectively fought hard to obtain?

Should ban women from the workforce entirely

@stargazeruk7 They probably found out h was a plant and decided to play smart.

@yabaleftonline Getting dumped, meeting a new guy and getting married all under 1 year is kinda suspicious timing though, except she was already seeing the new guy while with the old guy.

Proof that life has no manual

@instablog9ja You don't expect me to go to my doctor for a haircut. What you have to offer is the only thing people will come for. Even women who have money will say my money is my money and his money is our money, no cooking no cleaning. So why else will they need you apart from penetration?

“I don’t fall in love anymore because a lot of these men just want to penetr@te” — singer Tems

@AnfieldPapers @goal That's generous. He should be 164th greatest Liverpool defender of all time.

[🟢] NEW: Jamie Carragher has been ranked the 164th greatest Liverpool player of all time, dropping six places from last year. (@GOAL)

@Sanenintopuzu @dr_murselguler I understand, because I have worked in such a facility before. But he shouldn't brag about it because he's just lucky that no one has brought a malpractice suit against him . If he's sued tomorrow, the same ministry of health that put him in such a situation will still deny him.

I examined 430 patients in 24 hours in an emergency department in Turkey; and i didn’t commit any malpractice.

Why is it that the first thing women always think of when they make money is how to get rid of their husbands?

@blackishpress She wasn't the one who got slapped. But Will was gracious and remorseful enough to call her and apologise, she refused his call and probably even return his messages of apology. But years later she's still playing the victim? Most likely had a beef with Will prior to the episode.

Wanda Sykes says she likely won't host the Oscars again, and talks about the moment between Will Smith and Chris Rock "Y'all gotta realize, I was working that night, and I watched my co-worker get popped, at work, you know what I'm saying? That's not supposed to happen. I was upset, like physically upset about it. And then it even sickened me more, watching everybody just sit out there and not react. And then to give that man an award afterwards, I was like, I'm done with y'all." Sykes says Smith called her to apologize: "Yeah, he did, he called, but you know what? I was actually physically sick. I had a, I had a sinus infection, so I didn't pick up, but he left a message. I received it. I accepted. I'm good." 🔗 instagram.com/reel/DWhAnzUAb…

@instablog9ja Colonialism doesn't,but witchcraft does.

Colonialism Doesn’t Explain Africa’s Low Growth — Media Personality Nathan