Pope Obeyer

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T STEAK FREE?!

@JadeAtrophis Charlie Day as Luigi definitely fits in the green. Jack Black as Bowser is w/ Genie.

I made a diagram

That's not Cyrillic cursive

Country goths make due

Crunishment

@JebraFaushay Yes

Even after watching this sludge, you’re still going to consume hot-dogs aren’t you?

@LostHistory9 @UpdatingOnRome @MiddleearthMixr Take the tinned fish pill

@UpdatingOnRome @MiddleearthMixr That's foul.

My wife reads all of your replies

I was formerly promiscuous. My wife was formerly promiscuous. It's really important that strangers online know how much sex we were having before we got married. I mean if it moved, we had sex with it.

@AestheticConseq The consequences of treating faith as mere assent.

If you just say the right magical phrases evangelicals will just let you off the hook lol

The funniest part about OU joining the SEC is that, prior to entry, we were kinda nervous about dealing with LSU bc of their reputation for being rowdy and gruff. But for some reason it's like we turned into brother schools? Still don't get how but 🤷‍♂️

Why would someone complain about this?

She was a bit promiscuous in the past, sleeping with cricks, streams, ponds etc even had a weird fling with a lagoon one time but I’m glad she was able to settle down.

@BENZOTOOIE Don't let her play a Persona game

Had to put one of our dogs down yesterday. The 4 y/o was crushed, I told her the dog is in heaven, she stops crying and angrily says “How do you get to heaven? I’m going to get her back...”

@Michaeldudufudu Addicted to the bag

What is an "OF addiction"?

In 1928, a Finnish man named Eino Kettunen wrote a folk song about a girl who sneaks out to dance all night. Decades later in 1995, a quartet named Loituma recorded an a cappella version of the track. It was largely forgotten by the mainstream. Then in 2006, an anonymous user took a tiny vocal loop from that recording and uploaded it to a Russian blogging website. They paired the audio with a simple flash animation of the character Orihime Inoue from the anime Bleach endlessly spinning a leek. The viral explosion was so intense that it forced the disbanded folk quartet to reunite. A 1928 acoustic folk song accidentally became a massive club hit and ringtone sensation, dominating European music charts nearly eighty years after it was written.

I injured myself while in the AF. Was doing a job on an F16 and due to faulty equipment, fell over the side, onto the sill of the cockpit while holding up a 220 lb ejection seat. I had to get a sacroiliac fusion at 25. After a year and a half of failed physical therapy and being undeployable, they finally put me up for medical dishcarge. During ny evaluation, they did the standard range of motion tests. When attempting to bend over, I stopped because it hurt. The Dr asks if that was as far as I could go, to which I replied "I can probably go further but it will hurt". He asks me to show him, I did and that was that. I was discharged at 20% disability, even though I was now permamnetly disabled. The process is incredibly simple and vacuous, it rewards those that will lie and punishes those that are honest. I've since had 2 more spinal surgeries and shoulder surgey before I've even turned 40. I have hearing loss, herniated discs (cervical and lumbar) and arthiritis. Point is, the system is broken and needs attention.

POV: you are a 6 year old little girl and you made eye contact with Chappell Roan in public

@Amenttttt @OVTweetmarck Not the same. They do drugs bc they're trying to escape. Oilmen do meth so they don't fall asleep while handling equipment that could easily kill them if they get even a little bit eepy

@PopeObeyer @OVTweetmarck I think that might apply to a third of the jobs in the country. You know any waiters or maids? HOLY SHIT

Oh? How much are the positions paid then?

@LittleMikeyMcD @esjoojoojoo @OVTweetmarck Old enough *to be in an assisted living facility* my guy

@PopeObeyer @esjoojoojoo @OVTweetmarck Somebody with working brain cells would know that the youngest millennials were in their second year of college when Bluey came out

What are we doing, man

Zoomers and GenAlpha kids will never know the sensation of being perfectly drunk at a college party with their best friends and hearing Clarity by Zedd for the first time.