Don Fanucci

Pretty sure this should be the only line in the @Twitter bio. x.com/heyNRod/status…

@PorkSoldier The NCAA is asking the court to stop the injunction from taking effect until an appellate court can decide whether it was correct to grant it. The court hasn't agreed to that yet, but did agree to speed up the briefing schedule so it make a decision quicker.

Judge Wagner has granted the NCAA's motion for expedited consideration of their motion to stay the preliminary injunction granted in the Borovicanin five-for-five case, setting a schedule order that will allow the motion to be briefed by the end of the week.

@ClueHeywood It's only the bagged lettuce you have to worry about Clue. The stuff that's been handled by 20 people before it goes in the bag to percolate.

(Nicolas Cage in National Treasure voice) I’m going to get the the explosive diarrhea

@hellofootball11 @Clevta @RyanPaganetti And because they had years of tape showing tendencies that they didn't deviate from after he left

@Clevta @RyanPaganetti They did that tons of the time with Johnson too. He was praised for it. Didn’t work last year because the line stunk.

No NFL play caller this century has treated 2nd & short like a free shot more aggressively than Ben Johnson. Among 68 play callers with 70+ games since 1999, Johnson ranks: 1st in 2nd & 1 pass rate: 48.2% 1st in 2nd & 1-2 pass rate: 47.7% 1st in 2nd & 1-3 pass rate: 47.5% No current projected 2026 play caller is even within 17 percentage points of him on 2nd & 1. Clip below: Chicago using 2nd & 1 exactly the way Johnson wants to.

@DanWetzel Penn State

Brazil is a soccer-mad, talent-rich country of 219 million (7th largest) and has advanced past the quarters just once in 24 years. There are no excuses; it previously won five world cups. Which college football/basketball program is it?

@ralphDrussoATH They'd be sticking to the plastic covers on their sofas!

Shoutout to all the Italian grandmas and their window fans.

@ClueHeywood Irish whiskey?

@PorkSoldier Powers gold label

Come to “Ye Olde Tavern” in Alpine, Arizona in the next 26 minutes for an asskicking and then we can watch the Greeley rodeo and a bull the stock contractor named Kenny Powers (rider got 8 seconds)

@ClueHeywood My money's on Wild Turkey

@ClueHeywood What was in the sidecar Clue?

@jon_greenberg @JesseRogersESPN They might sign Sloan Peterson

If he gets hurt, they’re going to have to sign @JesseRogersESPN’s guy Bill Peterson.

🥹 How does this make you feel? GIFs only.

@ralphDrussoATH Yellow Ledbetter live no doubt

Needed a Pearl Jam song on the play list in Seattle. Maybe “Given to Fly.” “Hail, Hail” What would be a good postgame celebration PJ song?

@TheUltim4te1 @PitchingNinja Yes by all means ignore 6 years of data based on 5 good starts

@PorkSoldier @PitchingNinja Yep, for that insanely high 2.50 era since the start of May

Dustin May, Wicked 88mph Sweeper. 🤢

@coleyhiles1 @PitchingNinja He'd literally never gotten 7 innings worth of outs before tonight! He's been in the league since 2019! 20https://x.com/i/status/2066708733343023164

@PorkSoldier @PitchingNinja Does a complete game 1 hit shut out count?

@GoslinTodd @PitchingNinja Neither Rob nor Dustin are gonna fuck you Todd. Go back to the valley.

@PorkSoldier @PitchingNinja Oh look! A casual chimes in!

@coleyhiles1 @PitchingNinja How about 6 years of being replacement level? Does that count?

@PitchingNinja That's what his breaking ball does half the time and then it gets put in the cheap seats

@PorkSoldier God invented scrolling for a reason.

I think Americans would rather have affordable groceries and health care.

@niren23 @brendan_cubs LOVE the idea of Wilyer Abreu in RF

regardless if they level out, they should be focused on building towards players than can beat the brewers this year in October or next year in the division and match up vs the top the of NL I'd move on from our last year guys and try and reshape the roster for the next 2 year window I'd consider trying to get some expiring pitchers they like that could be extended or resigned before FA and the lockout freeze Pitchers like David Pederson, Kris Bubic, Jack Flaherty types should be considered maybe an ex top 50 prospect or 2 thats been blocked or flailed when given chances should be targets if they can provide thump A guy like Wilyer Abreu that has better away splits for RF, or Campsusano from SD for C? or Heston Kjerstad type Get bregman lower in the order because we have better players ahead of him

There's 100 games left in the Cubs season. Here's how I'm approaching them. A thread (1/6)