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@devisridhar Next you’ll be telling us there’s no handbrake or heater controls

My mom's 30y old car just broke down so she went into a dealership to look at new ones. Came out disgusted that none have CD players 😅

@J_R_Sastre @ronsterd89 There is no earth If an appliance is faulty it becomes live when you have an earth this goes to ground and at the same time trips the breaker The only thing that trips the breaker on that system is a short

@Port0214 @ronsterd89 You dumb. Don’t know how these work.

charger prong stuck in the plug. Can I just grab it and pull it out

@Seancockram Don’t be tempted to change The new stuff with all the stupid driver aids are garbage I deeply regret selling my old diesel golf

Some good news..my 26 year old Audi A2 passed its MOT today 😜

@GriftReport @TessaOutlook Liberal socialist ideology They will never change punishing the strivers to reward the skivers is part of their DNA They talk a good game they have never in their entire history played a good game

🚨BREAKING🚨 RACHEL REEVES INSISTS MIDDLE INCOME FAMILIES WON'T GET HELP WITH SPIRALLING ENERGY BILLS Rachel Reeves was accused of punishing middle-income families today as she made clear only benefits claimants will get government help with soaring energy bills. The Chancellor made clear that any bailout will be targeted rather than universal as she responds to the Middle East crisis. In a Commons statement this lunchtime, Ms Reeves said the 2022 support under the Tories was a 'mistake' because much of the £40billion went to the 'wealthy'. She said she would focus funds on 'those that need it most'. Ms Reeves also outlined plans to prevent price 'gouging' during what she admitted would be a 'significant' cost-of-living storm. But Kemi Badenoch accused Ms Reeves of raising eye-watering levels of tax that is only spent on benefits claimants. The Conservatives also pointed out that Keir Starmer backed the universal package four years ago.

@ThinkLicence It will never be safe 90% approximately of all car drivers are incompetent

@Port0214 By staying at home, as even the paths are not safe?

Not only are you priority-pretermitting this morning, but you are also a corner-cutting rat-runner in a black-beemer.

@ThinkLicence Being a cyclist you should know by now It’s compulsory to drive like an arsehole between 06:00-09:00 15:00-18:00 You have to protect yourself accordingly

@Port0214 He was in a hurry, hence the corner cutting, and rat-running; the kids might have been slow at breakfast. Fortunately I am as sharp as a track, and saw him coming. If you are suggesting that cyclists suck it [bad driving] up silently, well, I won’t. <Godwins law applies>

@NotFarLeftAtAll Think yourself lucky In the people’s republic of Wales they just sweep the gravel and loose tarmac back into the hole Tarmac Pure luxury

Doncaster Why are we paying for road tax really..

@BurnsideWasTosh The welfare state costs 313bn a year The total tax take from PAYE is 311bn We cannot go on like this Liberal socialism is ruining this country

Let's borrow even more money to fund the economically indolent to sit in their gunt hammocks watching The Chase.

Thank you @elonmusk! And thanks also @newstart_2024. More here on why lefties can't cope with dissent: x.com/JohnAndersonAC… and more here about this turning point for our world: melaniephillips.substack.com

@epixnews @AvonandsomerRob Never had an issue with VW I drive for a living 9 out of 10 would mean they are worse than Range Rover Vauxhall BMW and most things French This isn’t the case and I’ve seen maybe 6 Toyotas broken down in 36 years And they were ancient

@Port0214 @AvonandsomerRob Try observing broken down cars as you pass. Vag com must be 9 out of ten you pass

What is the brand of car that motorists buy, that shows they really know their stuff about cars?

@TheatreSpoonie @Fatbaldbloke1 I live in a filthy socialist kip called Newport I don’t see white teenagers setting fires

@Port0214 @Fatbaldbloke1 Have you walked through a city lately teenage white boys are constantly setting things on fire

Imagine how fucked up you've got to be to set an ambulance on fire.

@TheatreSpoonie @Fatbaldbloke1 The chances of it being anyone else is less than zero

@Port0214 @Fatbaldbloke1 Imagine blaming vandalism on a specific religion without proof...

@normAL219 We know he’ll do absolutely nothing Same as always Labour never target their core vote Ever

He ‘vows’……

@LeeAndersonMP_ He has been key in encouraging and emboldening Islamic extremism We are in a situation where the Jewish community no longer feel safe he talks a good game and nothing else

Anyone else sick to death of hearing the PM say this? 👇 'Antisemitism has no place in our society and it is really important that we all stand together at a moment like this.' Do something about it.

@MartinMonmouth @SteveReedMP @mhclg Starmer is unable to see the threat from radical Islam He now wants laws on the statute books to protect them This man a clear danger he cannot no longer guarantee the safety of his citizens We are in serious trouble

@SteveReedMP @mhclg Just yesterday you were still calling Nick Timothy a racist for raising concerns about Islamists in the UK. It's Monday and we wake to news of yet another terrorist attack against the Jewish community. You sir are part of the reason this happens by failing to tackle Islamists

I visited this wonderful charity just a few years ago in happier times, and I’m heartbroken this attack has happened. This is a racist crime and we will not tolerate it. Not as a government or a country. We all stand firmly with the Jewish community. I’m grateful to the emergency services and we're working closely with the Met to ensure everyone stays safe.