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Close enough, actually turned out even worse x.com/i/status/20524…

@theliamnissan Whoopsie, that one wasn't supposed to be there

Wow, I'm looking through these new UFO files and the aliens say Epstein r*ped children with Donald Trump

@brian_armstrong Did claude write this production tweet?

We experienced an outage at Coinbase last night, which is never acceptable. The root cause was a room overheating in an AWS datacenter when multiple chillers failed. We design our services to be redundant to downtime in any one AWS Availability Zone (AZ), and most of our systems worked this way last night, but not all. Our centralized exchange did not. Exchanges have unique architectures that optimize for latency and co-location of clients. It is possible to make exchanges resistant to AZ failures, but this can introduce latency delays that are not desirable along with breaking customer co-location. Given this incident, we'll revisit these tradeoffs to ensure we're giving you the best possible venue to trade. At a minimum, the duration of an outage should be able to be reduced considerably when an AZ move is needed. Thank you to the AWS and Coinbase teams for working through the night to mitigate the issue. We’ll share the detailed technical summary once it's ready.

@IncomeSharks x.com/i/status/20426… So were you sidelined or also had your short liquidated? Never saw the update on that one

These are the conditions where many learn bad habits but also make a lot of money. Where movies like Dumb Money are incredibly more helpful than the Big Short. But for all the screenshots and gains we'll hear about most will forget the most important part, realizing them.

@politvidchannel Finally a project I could get behind

BREAKING: Democrats are planning "Project 2029," a plan to jail Trump, his family, and members of the current Trump administration.

@IncomeSharks So it was better choice listening to retail than you, who got bearish right before ATH break. What a surprise

Retail is driving the markets right now. Guess 2021 might be the better comparison than 2022.

@calvinfroedge Top

The Nasdaq will go 1-2% higher every single day forever This translates to an over 400% gain in just 100 trading days Tech companies are currently experiencing a "Cambrian revolution" of productivity and increasing earnings that never needs to stop A permanently high plataeu

@IncomeSharks "Here's my indicator that got me sidelined. It could be wrong or right. "

$SPY - When you look at just the OBV chart you'd never guess price is sitting way up higher at an ATH. Until it plays out it's hard to tell if we had such an unusual rally that it broke traditional indicators or it's just a bear div in the making that eventually catches up.

@ryancduff Now they larp on twitter

Men used to go off to war. Now they play video games.

The CEO of @coinbase dumping hard… NEVER use @coinbase.

@saylor and you are a joke

$STRC is a passenger jet. $BTC is a fighter jet. $MSTR is a rocket ship.

@Crypto_Chase Saylor will dump BTC on his faithful plebs to ape into SNDK

Your underperforming stock or crypto of choice isn’t “lagging behind” or “next in rotation”. When the overall market pulls back, your asset will dump, and $SNDK will bounce back to new ATH’s the very next day while yours consolidates near the low it put in. Harsh truth.

@WatcherGuru You convinced me, adding JUST IN to muted words

JUST IN: Moody's says $2 trillion Morgan Stanley is "rapidly expanding its crypto footprint."

@WazzCrypto Shh stop hurting feelings of his zealots

>Mortgage your house to buy bitcoin > Never Sell your Bitcoin > Sell a kidney but keep the bitcoin > Buy more Bitcoin than you sell What stage of the ponzi are we in?

@goddek Yes, he shat his pants. That's the update

Any updates?

How my timeline looks rn

@Dogetoshi Also this one, Americans have an opinion

@Kalshi_Crypto Explosive diarrhea

BREAKING: Eric Trump says the coming years will be "explosive" for crypto

@IncomeSharks Your guru would like to tell you these two lines overlap Go to his profile and get a paid membership on his trading profile for more alpha like this

Bitcoin squiggles took us to exact target mapped out in February. Now to see if we get the pull back before the party starts.

@Larskooistra_ Ok thank you

@Possiblent it happens when I use the tag sign for KAS

kaspa:native Focus on the way liquidity is setting up: During the distribution process price was moving up deviating highs (taking buyside liquidity) while building lows (sellside liquidity) which resulted in a bearish rotation. Now every single low HTF low has been taken (sellside liquidity) and in the process of doing so we have build nothing but highs (buyside liquidity). Rotation towards buyside liquidity in inevitable. It's up for the whales to decide when the accumulation process is done. When confirmed I can see this making new ATH's. Approach this from an investment perspective, I dont have leverage long confirmations here right now.