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@Sofia50020Sofia LDS.

First thing that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔

@DanAmira As if we don't have enough to divide us already, more idiotic clickbait slop from @nytimes. No one says "Lurr." Let's focus on the $1.8 billion "Anti-Weaponization" fund.

I’ve never felt more gaslit. I’m from Long Island. I’ve taken the LIRR my whole life. I’ve never once heard a single person pronounce it “lurr,” ever

@nicksortor Let's fact-check this idiotic statement. The HIGHEST esitmate of Chinese restaurants in the US is 45,000. What about fast food chains? The five largest (Subway, Starbucks, McDonald's, Hunt Bros, Dunkin) combined have 71,273 locations.

LMFAO! President Trump is in TOTAL AMERICAN DIPLOMAT mode at this point "Chinese restaurants in America today outnumber the 5 largest fast food chains in the United States all COMBINED!" "And that's a pretty big statement!" 🤣 🔥

@SandmanCase @FoxNews Do you think it’s hilarious that our economy is in the toilet while he enriches his family and builds self-aggrandizing monuments to his own fragile ego? With your money? Don’t believe the BS that this was paid for with anything other than tax $$

@FoxNews It doesn't matter what Trump does, Democrats are going to cry about it. I think it's hilarious.

"All of this was paid for by myself." President Trump shows off the construction site of the historic White House ballroom, stressing the project is being funded as a gift — not by taxpayers. "This is a gift to the United States of America. and more than a gift. It's going to be one of the most beautiful buildings that's ever been built in the country. In Washington, D.C."

@learning_yohei Most Americans are unaware that there is a ‘need’ for any language other than English. If someone doesn’t speak English—in Japan, Senegal, Uruguay, Belgium—then they are considered ignorant. Sit sith that reality for a moment.

僕は日本人なので、日本語が第一言語です。そして、多くの日本人は第二言語として、英語を学んでいます🇯🇵🥰 そこで、アメリカ人に質問があります。アメリカ人は第二言語として、どんな言語を学んでいますか？🇺🇸🤭

@WhiteHouse Besides the slathering of bullshit, why is anyone ok with this Studio 54-era ‘hottest country’ label he keeps using?

"When President Xi very elegantly referred to the United States as perhaps being a declining nation, he was referring to the tremendous damage we suffered during the four years of Sleepy Joe Biden... But now, the United States is the hottest Nation anywhere in the world" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@ImtiazMadmood Fact check: No one is "talking about" this summit. It is not the greatest thing that has ever happened. An average US citizen has no clue this is happening at all.

EPIC MODE ACTIVATED President Trump stared down Xi Jinping and delivered a masterstroke that left the room in silence: “I brought the 30 most powerful business leaders on the planet to these talks… and they all said yes. I didn’t send the second-in-command or the vice president. I wanted the number one from each empire! Jensen Huang, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and the other titans… the best in the world are here, right in front of you.” Then, with his winner’s smile, he sealed the deal: “They’re here today to pay respect to you and to China. They come hungry to do business, invest, and create. From our side, it’ll be 100% reciprocal.” The message is clear: America isn’t coming to beg. It’s coming with the supreme bosses of global innovation to lay all the cards on the table. This isn’t normal diplomacy… this is high-voltage diplomacy! - @Jhonffonseca

@layxsnv There is only one correct answer, and it starts with a "B."

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

@cutiieepie6 You are aware that coins are legal tender. Bring them to a fucking bank and stop complaining about this sincere act of kindness. You wanna know what's "peak absurdity"? I think you already do . . .

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@JulianAndreone Sounds like Trump

This is incredibly difficult to watch. I also think it’s perfectly reasonable to demand a serious examination of this man’s health and whether he is fit to serve

@atrupar Both on budget AND under budget. Same mathematical genius as the 600% reduction in drug prices. Also, for those not paying attention, US taxpayer dollars are now paying for this instead of private contributions.

TRUMP: We have a ballroom that's under budget. It's going up right here. I've doubled the size of it because we obviously need that. REPORTER: The price doubled TRUMP: I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. You are not a smart person.

@otokyo__ I'm sure you meant to invoke Pascal's Wager here, correct?

Dear atheist, What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along? You lose.

@GunEagleFreedom @MonicaCrowley What the actual fuck is wrong with you people?

@MonicaCrowley It’s a start. I say put him on EVERYTHING!

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@MonicaCrowley So y'all would have been ok if Obama had proposed this when he was in office?

@WallStreetApes You’re still fucking Mexican. And you should be proud of that.

This is powerful “I live in a small suburb in West Chicago. If I drive 15 minutes east down Ogden Avenue, I'm in Little Village. I'm in Pilsen. And every sign is in Spanish, and everyone speaks Spanish, and it's a small enclave, essentially of Mexico. Where there's drug cartels, there's violence, and I don't care what the GDP is. I don't care what the unemployment rate is. I don't care about any of the rest of that, if America isn't like America” This is the truth, it doesn’t matter what the GDP is if America doesn’t look like America anymore The immigrants coming to America are not assimilating, that much is clear everywhere. They are doing nothing but gathering together and creating towns exactly like where they came from Immigration without assimilation is an invasion

@WHLeavitt @GenFlynn Maybe lay off the chatGPT until the epidural has worn off.

Hussein Obama had private talks with PM Mark Carney in Canada. The world only found out when Carney posted the video on Instagram. Dems prosecuted @GenFlynn for contacting Russia before taking office. Should Hussein Obama be charged under the Logan Act? A. Yes B. No

@SecWar NO THEY FUCKING DON’T. Stop wit the sci-fi fantasy role play and do the job that you inexplicably were given.

A nation worth fighting for is a nation worth praying for. Rededicate 250 on Sunday, May 17, will bring patriots from every state together on the National Mall under one flag and one God. RSVP for Sunday, May 17, in Washington, DC: f250.digital/pray

@Suzierizzo1 It will take decades for our country to recover from the deep well of Ignorance and stupidity into which we have tumbled. Thanks to people like this.

A MAGA woman has been harassing her Mexican neighbors for over a year because she doesn’t like them parking on the street.She has written them threatening letters & has been aggressive.She gets mad at the cop after he tells her she’s wrong & gets she’s arrested & says call Trump

@ZeroSpinTexan @LauraLoomer Probably because your brain is empty save a six-pack or Coors light and some shitty tuna casserole you had for dinner.

Hi leftist crybabies! I said 'I don't remember Bush or Clinton meeting with heads of state after they were president.' That means I got ZERO picture in my brain of them doing it. It does NOT mean it never ever happened, you big dummies! It's like when you steal every single cookie, crumbs all over your face, and still tell Mommy 'I don't remember eating them'; even though you're the only one who could have done it! Not a lie. Just what I remember (or pretend not to)! The dumb picture of Obama in the stupid white hat and black dress like a fake mullah is just a joke to laugh at him. I love trolling because watching you losers throw a full meltdown and cry about it is the funniest part! 😂 No lies here, snowflakes. Just memes while you seethe. Cope harder or stay mad forever! Thanks for the views and engagement!🤣

Why is Barack Hussein Obama meeting with world leaders while President Trump is in office? This is a coup.

@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump A) That logo looks like it was made by a 6th-grader using an AI prompt B) @EricTrump incestuous sycophancy gives me the creeps

For the first time, I am extremely proud to share the OFFICIAL logo for the Donald J. Trump International Airport in Palm Beach, Florida. There is no person more deserving of this incredible honor than @realDonaldTrump! Congratulations Dad! Looking forward to seeing flights landing at “DJT” very very soon! 🇺🇸🛬