No One Home.

@HQNewsNow Points for honesty? Nahhhhhh.

Markwayne Mullin: I'm not gonna be the smartest guy in any room I walk into

@MbarkCherguia The simple answer is: Given the circumstances, you are grateful that there is anything at all to eat. Beyond that, this actually looks delicious, well seasoned, and both thoughtfully and skillfully prepared. As the kids say, "No notes."

You come home hungry, almost no groceries, no money left. This is the plate your wife (or husband) makes you. Your real reaction?

@shannonrwatts Please do not money-splain the history of Western civilization to us, Mr Andreessen. You and your ilk are the reason we live in an unjust and superficial world with no clear path toward improvement. This is sub-par intelligence masquerading as bravado. MAGA in a nutshell.

Socrates in 460 BC: “The unexamined life is not worth living.” Marcus Aurelius in 150 CE: “You have power over your mind—not outside events.” Augustine of Hippo in 400 CE: “Do not go outside; return into yourself. In the inward man dwells the truth.” Marc Andreessen in 2026:

@archer_rs I'm not going to defend ignorant and crass Americans against anyone. That said, I live in NYC. At the end of this summer, I will send you hundreds of pictures of European tourists in our city documenting how regularly they violate at least four of your proscriptions.

Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts

@David_n_Texas @allenanalysis c-span.org/clip/white-hou…

@allenanalysis You had me until the bleach comment Damn dude...why lie? You completely discredited yourself.

🚨 BREAKING: An American oil tanker has been targeted and decimated in the Persian Gulf — hours after Trump told tankers to “show some guts” and enter the Strait. An American ship. Trump told them to go. They went. Iran was waiting. This is not a policy failure. This is not a miscalculation. The President of the United States told American civilian mariners to sail into an active war zone — against the advice of every intelligence agency, every shipping authority, and every insurer on earth. And an American ship is now destroyed. Who was on that ship? Trump told America to inject bleach. Trump told tanker crews to show some guts. People pay the price every time. He moves on every time. Not this time.

@lawyer_memes So this is what qualifies as "legal humor" in your book? JFC.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@trouble_man90 I'm exhausted by all these buffoons (Hegseth, Noem, Bondi, Miller) with no qualifications cosplaying as tough guys. The day they are all banished from Washington will be a joyous one indeed.

This is grounds for immediate dismissal. He is so far and beyond not cut out for this. We’re at war and he’s up there trolling like a little bitch. Get him the fuck outta here.

@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump Why do you need to suck up to DJT? Are you not wealthy enough already, you entitled prick @BillAckman?

President @realDonaldTrump will go down in history as one of the greatest and most consequential presidents we have ever had. His ability and willingness to make bold and consequential decisions for the benefit of future generations based on the hard and cold facts at hand rather than short-term political considerations is one of his greatest strengths. No longer are we governed by the politics of the weak who have brought us close to the edge with their weakness and self-interested short-termism. God bless our nation, our military, and our president. Let’s all pray for our troops who risk their lives on behalf of all of us so we can look forward to a world where evil is eliminated and good prevails. What we do in life echoes in eternity.

@MagaMike89 @T_A_Activist @MrPitbull07 Go work in a restaurant for a week then come back and revise your comment.

@T_A_Activist @MrPitbull07 These comments are insane,Say the table is there 2 hours that $90 a hour.The waiter could have 3-4-5 tables that anywhere from $270-$450 a hour to carry dishes!!!

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@T_A_Activist @aaronpalmer @MrPitbull07 What’s petty, ignorant, and insulting answer. Do you know how much of our service economy relies on tips?! The correct answer is to significant raise the minimum wage and ensure living wages for all. As for you, @@T_A_Activist—i hope you cook, clean, and launder for yourself.

@aaronpalmer @MrPitbull07 Stick to a job that doesn't rely on tips...dully.

@StephenM Why is everything hyperbolic with MAGA. A thousand years? Literally every SOTU address has experienced the same thing: the opposite party refusing to stand. And let's not forget Biden being heckled by MTG. Stop the hypocrisy.

Democrats declared to the world their searing disdain for, and profound disloyalty to, the actual citizens of the United States. They were repeatedly entreated to stand. Over and over. They refused. It was a moment that chills to the bone and which will live for a thousand years.

@Jackhon_hk @origamighosts @Rightanglenews I’ve been trying for years.

@origamighosts @Rightanglenews I think I should just log out of social media for my mental health at this point... haha

BREAKING - Leftists are absolutely seething after American figure skater Alysa Liu and her father, who escaped the Chinese Communist Party, both draped themselves in the American flag during her Olympic gold celebration. They only like team USA players who hate America.

@PRIFIRE5150 @Timodc That’s not how it works.

@Timodc You do realize he could pack the court before he leaves

It brings me no joy to say this but given the presidents shocking announcement that the Supreme Court is compromised by foreign interests, the next president will have no choice but to replace all 9 members with new justices who have no foreign entanglements.

@RightWingWatch On behalf of the Jewish people, @glennbeck: Don't do us any favors. We didn't ask for your help, and sure as fuck don't accept your "not to sound grandiose" offer to save us.

Glenn Beck reveals that God recently informed him about why he was born: "Not to sound grandiose, but to stand as other people in history have stood, especially for the Jewish people."

@MAGALieTracker Don't you think that the head of the FCC making a blatantly subjective assessment of "legacy media" as "fake news" is just *a little* problematic?

BREAKING: FCC Chair Brendan Carr confirms that they would’ve gone after CBS if Colbert put his interview with Talarico on TV. Case closed. That’s all you need to know.

@RpsAgainstTrump One of the most honest and transparent statements from anyone in the DJT admin. "You may not like us . . ." Check. "You're gonna get our version of the truth." Can't argue with that. "Versions of truth" are awesome, such as "Dr. Oz should have his medical license revoked."

Dr. Oz: “One nice thing about this administration is you might not like us, but you're gonna get our version of the truth.”

@LangmanVince Yeah. It's just you.

My God, is it me or does Eileen Gu sound like the most annoying arrogant woman on planet Earth? You can have her, China!

@Acyn Not a rhetorical question: What the fuck is wrong with him?

Trump: Young, handsome guy. Always nice to be young and handsome. Doesn't mean we have to like you. I don't like young, handsome men. Women I like. Men I don't have any interest.

@IAmPoliticsGirl I don't trust anyone wearing a fleece vest.

Our government just gave this guy a $10 billion contract with the army and he is genuinely out of his mind. Plus, for the record, Palentir pays no federal taxes. We just pay them.

@dbs0127 @hashjenni Are you actually suggesting that just because there is no evidence of money exchanged, the abuse (mental and physical) inflicted by Epstein on his many victims is somehow justified? Or simply not a cause for concern? You are repulsive.

@hashjenni Oh and btw. Catch up on your reading.

Call me crazy, but I think measuring a 13 year-old girl’s “tightness” with your fingers while auctioning them off should disqualify someone from being president.