Colette Pretorius

@mblexxyn @NeverteIImeodd Drown

@NeverteIImeodd Is that a dog drawn in the pool? 😩😭

A family called a worker to repair the pool's safety fence, but after he removed the cover, he was shocked by something striking, and this was his reaction 💀

@ICC South Africa, all the way! Bring it home, ladies!

Only one spot up for grabs in the #CWC25 Final 💪 Don't miss it live! Broadcast details here 👉 bit.ly/46pHqKc

@MahadeoSeems @bophelab @tito_mboweni Actually, dehorning is like clipping toenails.

@bophelab @PretColette @tito_mboweni That sounds painful.. But I suppose it was for a purpose

What are these type of cattle called ?

@elonmusk Dearest Elon. Nobody who is alive today was present when the UN started. They were established during one of the World Wars. General Jan Smuts helped to draw it up.

Vote For PNut! For Liberty! For Freedom!

@LiamThorpECHO This rips me apart

This is who we should be thinking about this evening.

@DixieChick0211 @LauraLoomer @KamalaHarris She is half Indian, half black. Her heritage doesn't matter. What matters is whether or not she is the correct candidate.

@LauraLoomer @KamalaHarris She’s not black but doesn’t mind being referred to as black if it gives her an advantage. Classic grifter and fraudster.

WATCH: @KamalaHarris admits she identifies as Indian American. Not Black American. She is not black. She’s Indian. And she lies about being black in an effort to pander to black voters. She is not black. We need to counter her lies about being black.

@fesshole I love Taskmaster so much!

Have the house to myself for a week and am looking forward to spending it rewatching Taskmaster with a spreadsheet assigning my own scores and seeing who ends up winning the series if I was Greg Davies.

@JuliaHB1 Yuck!

Back to Eurovision. I've watched the show for years. It used to be fun family viewing but many of last night's acts were highly sexual + some blatant S&M. You don't have to be Mary Whitehouse to be aghast at the pornification of our culture. It's a long way from Bucks Fizz...😳

@atensnut Clinton Eastwood

Who is this?

@Thehullboy1 Just found you on here now. You make me very proud!

Day 13 Completed of a mile run every day this month for mental health. A lovely run with a swan around Yorkshire today! Hope you have a fantastic weekend. You are loved and incredible- LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!❤️

@K9finance Ok then, 👋 bye

@K9finance Anyone here?

@PatsyMa43110999 @svargo1959 @time4kind @LaPaturette What are you on about? What gives you the audacity to call people who went through such tremendous trauma liars? Talk to the medical community and get the facts. Really!

@svargo1959 @time4kind @LaPaturette This is just wrong to promote these lies. Really wrong.

@zilevandamme I just don't know who to vote for.. I feel lost at sea

Cue: you’re so obsessed with the DA and bitter. I am. Very much so. I gave 12 years to that party. My 20s & 30s. Blood, sweat & tears. I gave my time, my best efforts & gave up my well-being. I hold no hate towards but I am bitterly disappointed about what it’s become.

@StuartKaye6 @fesshole Thought as much, didn't want to assume.

I've recently become deaf. Of all the shitty things that come with it, the worst is not being able to sense when my wife is coming in when I'm having a swift chop.

@jezashberry @fesshole I had an idea, but didn't want to assume.

@PretColette @fesshole Can’t you tell from the context? 😂

@MarkSJordan @fesshole Cats aren't evil whatsoever. You just don't know them. I sound like a cat person here, but I actually love all kinds of animals.

@fesshole Typical cat... Evil things

A fess on behalf of my cat, who pretends to dislike my dog. How do I know she pretends? Because I recently got home CCTV installed and I can see from my desk at work that she grooms him & snuggles up to him on the couch when I'm not there.

@krassenstein Are you surprised? America loves war! You guys profit from war. Your economy is built on it.

This is why countries dislike America. I think most Americans agree that this rhetoric is dangerous. We should be toning down the rhetoric rather than ramping it up. In the meantime we should be using our technological superiority to mess with Iran in a non-deadly fashion, and in a way that does not instigate further militaristic actions.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary