Autopilot America

If you park on the street in Chicago, you’re paying $250/year in tickets and late fees. Now, there’s a system that stops that. You pay $99 and if it doesn’t work, you get your money back. You’re two minutes away from avoiding expensive mistakes. Protect yourself from the massive Chicago ticket machine

@alexcooldev I would be interested in giving you equity if you could do distribution for a local market, Chicago. My solution does as much as possible to avoid vehicle tickets and late fees. and can guarantee 54% never happen. (And alert you about 89% of tickets)

Funny how some vibe coders offer me a “co-founder” role: They build the app. I do distribution, marketing, content, positioning, sales, growth, users, revenue… Current MRR: $0. My equity: 50%. Bro, at that point I’m not a co-founder. I’m your entire go-to-market department with a discount code 💀 Especially when I can vibe code the same app in 3 hours.

The terminal preposition we Chicagoan's use in our dialect has always fascinated me. USA says: Are you coming? Chicago says: Are you coming with? USA says: Where are you? Chi says: Where are you at? USA: come over to me Chi: come over by me USA: Where are you going? Chi: Where are you going to? USA: Turn on the AC Chi: Turn the AC on

@Libs_OfChicago @sophia616388 You can’t park there.

A car pulled out of the lake beach was likely stolen, crashed & dumped. Crews had a few problems getting it back onto land.

@JamesonCamp I am going to do something like this. Switching focus to b2b from consumer. Want to do it all though

Spoke to a friend recently about GTM He raised 10s of millions for his 2nd company, had exit on first one Despite all this he told me his GTM motion from $0-1M on company two was…. 200 cold calls, 100 hand written emails, and 20 LinkedIn messages a day If you aren’t where you want to be revenue wise, it’s very important to ask yourself if you’re doing enough

I bet the edit at the end goes hard if you’ve paid a ticket without contesting it before

When should a Chicagoan not contest a ticket?

@nickyyknowsball The commenters who say the city gets the ticket revenue are correct. Chicago issues ~$50 million in tickets for unpaid parking meters every year I built software that helps you avoid these and $345 million in other tickets, by the way. AutopilotAmerica.com

I find it crazy that Abu Dhabi owns the parking meters in the city of Chicago, I find even crazier that Chicago police are so quick to give out parking tickets when the city of Chicago doesn’t get that money in the first place

Sign up to avoid 9 of the top 10 vehicle tickets in Chicago. Our app will watch your car to make sure it’s safe wherever you park. We’ll detect and contest your tickets on your behalf without you having to lift a finger. You’re probably overpaying on parking and camera tickets. Let us handle it for you so you don’t have to think about it. Sign up at AutopilotAmerica.com/start

Do you have a parking/camera ticket from the last few weeks in Chicago? I want to contest it for you for free There is no catch. It does not cost you money to contest. This is just a chance to avoid paying a ticket completely honestly.

@DrChilliBite If you liked this tweet you'll love Anthony Jeselnik. That's where OP got this joke.

I don't live with my girlfriend, she lives a few houses away from me. But then around 3am she called me & said, "Get over here quick. Someone is trying to break into my house" & I dropped the phone. I was so pumped up with adrenaline, it was tough to get back to sleep

Chicago drivers, stop flushing money down the drain

@ErishaAnn Difference between Moody type and Wheaton type?

The four horsemen of the Chicagolypse (the “Moody type” the “Wheaton type” the “U Chicago type” and the “Northwestern type”)

@zachrose51 AutopilotAmerica.com saving Chicago cars from tickets

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If you park on the street in Chicago, I hope you’re being careful The city charged $420 million in parking and camera tickets last year you can be perfect 95% of the time and still end up paying several hundred dollars to the city Every car in Chicago is paying an average of $236/year in tickets and late fees If you don’t park in a garage, you know it’s higher Every Chicagoan needs ticket defense That’s why I built Autopilot America My system warns you before you before there’s street cleaning on your block and monitors your car so we can tell you when to move it Meter zones suddenly become active Street cleaning at your partner’s place you don’t have alerts for Temporary no parking signs that are usually never there We have monitor for 9 of the top 10 violation types in Chicago That’s $345 million in tickets, or 82% of all tickets Most people just need someone watching their back That’s where we come in Autopilotamerica.com Try it for $10/mo. If it doesn’t help you avoid tickets are get at least one ticket dismissed, you can have your money back

If you drive in Chicago, you’re probably paying a hidden tax and don’t even realize it. I’m not talking about income tax. I’m talking about city sticker tickets, street cleaning, permit zones, speed cameras, red light cameras, all the little ways Chicago quietly takes money from drivers. Most people don’t fight tickets because the process is a nightmare. Deadlines, mail, hearings, confusion. So they just pay. We built a tool that helps Chicago drivers check their ticket history for free, get alerts before they get hit again, and even fight eligible tickets automatically. Comment CHECK and I’ll send you the free plate lookup.

Did you get a ticket in Chicago last year? If you did, you’re probably paying over $300 a year. That’s normal in Chicago. What have you changed to stop the tickets? If nothing… then you’ll Just keep getting tickets. The city sends out hundreds of millions in tickets every year. If you’re like most people, you just keep paying. On the other hand, you could make a change. Set this up *once* and it warns you before your car is at risk street cleaning, permits, meters, cameras… And, if you still get a ticket? We handle the contest for you. The whole system costs less than the price of one ticket per year. And If this doesn’t save you from at least ONE ticket… you get your money back. So either keep paying the city every year… or fix your problem once and for all. AutopilotAmerica.com

@codyschneider AutopilotAmerica.com Chicago-only automated ticket contesting + mobile app alerts when car is at risk of ticket

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