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@Private_yum

Professional Male Model

Katılım Nisan 2014
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November
November@postoctobrist·
the slow but very real progression into fascism as charted by the evolution of the Lego police officer
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marf
marf@MarfSalvador·
[repeatedly mashing elevator button] him: you know that doesn't make it come any quicker [starts licking elevator button]
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Harriet Alida Lye
Harriet Alida Lye@harrietalida·
My cousin in England told her colleagues she wanted a Mariah Carey birthday cake. They misunderstood, and is the cake they made her instead. It’s Marie Curie, looking very festive.
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Joseph Sakran
Joseph Sakran@JosephSakran·
“I’m going to put a cap right in your f*cking head......” Just listening to the conversation here makes me sick to my stomach.
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graham techler
graham techler@gr8h8m_t3chl3r·
ROOMMATE: you need to do the dishes ME: [just started Mad Men] what makes a sink a sink? Care? Attention? No. *puts out cigarette* Experience. *reveals poster that says The Dishes: Let’s Just Leave Them Like That*
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Z. “Partygoer” Smooth
Z. “Partygoer” Smooth@itszmoothly·
Nintendo Nintendamos Nintendas Nintendáis Nintenda Nintendan
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alex norris
alex norris@sillyalexnorris·
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🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸
[Crowded Diner at Lunchtime] Waitress (staggering with an armful of 4 plates to our table - uneducated): “OK now, honey. Who was the eggs?” Me (3 college degrees): “Well, in a sense… [scrunching my eyes to read her name badge] ...Florence. All of us were once eggs.”
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david
david@_elvishpresley_·
me: can i get a big mac employee: sir, this is a Burger King me: sorry can i get a big mac, your majesty
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fredesque
fredesque@FredTaming·
paradigm shift SHIFT KEY PARADIGM
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Mike Vengeance
Mike Vengeance@hitmeupman·
💖A self-care reminder for anyone who needs it! 💖
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Magpiepony
Magpiepony@MegPepperonis·
TODAY I HIT A HUGE WEIGHT LOSS GOAL! since Jan 1st, I have lost 100 pounds!!
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Andy Ryan
Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan·
William Goldman wrote the book and screenplay for The Princess Bride. I like this story he told about Andre The Giant.
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Michelle Cyca
Michelle Cyca@michellecyca·
why don't people know about libraries
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Jon
Jon@ArfMeasures·
Sex therapist: Try swapping positions tonight Me: ok [Later] Her: Wanna have sex? Me: No thanks
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human aaron
human aaron@humanaaron·
cop: you're free to go me: but cop: go on now me: please cop: I SAID GET OUTTA HERE me: *runs into the forest* cop: :'(
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