Michael Vatskalis (@Prometheus110 on bluesky)

My store is up, so buy all the cute space-otters! :P W/O Text:society6.com/product/otter-… W/ Text: society6.com/product/otter-…

@boblindyhours Being able to shoot someone in the face before they can react is a pretty OP power against everyone who can't survive getting shot in the face, which tends to be most people.

Outside of Bob and an OXE sound machine, she wins against any of the other Thunderbolts and sending her after Taskmaster was proof of that (I love her so much. I am so happy she was returned to us.)

Keep the page perfectly still, then the exact moment he's about to tap the screen, load an ad and shift everything down half an inch.

@saintiyla Dudes rock.

my dad was like ill get left for dead 2, dead space 2, and dragon age origin for my 11 year old daughter

Imagine driving drunk and hitting a clown car. 15 counts of dui manslaughter

@syumi12345 Someone carrying 5kg of rice home is clearly planning to live for a while.

しかし、これでもし私が何者かによって自殺に偽装されて殺されたとしても、近所に聞き込みをしていた部下の「しかし警部、これから自殺しようっていう人間が5kgの米を担いで帰りますかね？」という鋭い一言によって犯人は無事に捕まえられるって寸法です

Stone age people were inspired by the technology and material of their time to view the earth as analogous to a giant rock

Darwin, Australia, 2026. Push a guy into a crocodile pen at Crocodylus Park, then get into a fist fight with a drunk US Marine in the middle of Mitchell Street.

My favourite thing in RPGs is the NPCs who always say some shit like “I want to share with you the wisdom of my forebears. My great grandfather always said to remember SELECT opens the MAIN MENU. A shame he was ripped to shreds by wargs.”

@AthenePromachos @USCPSC The children yearn to be velites

@USCPSC Crazy that we sold a Roman infantry weapon as a toy lol

Friday was a big day! For the 5th time in CPSC's history, the agency was mentioned on Jeopardy!

É um fato curioso O demaquilante só funciona na pele

Dear ghostwriter—congratulations on bagging your first Animorphs! It may seem daunting at first, but our authors use a simple system: start by figuring out when you’re going to spend a few pages talking about thermals. After that, the actual “plot” mostly takes care of itself.

The Grill with a Pearl Earring. I painted with acrylic.

New painting from a recent suggestion. In 1997 a fissure near Pillan Mons erupted on #Jupiter's moon #Io. It Produced huge amounts of lava that reached a nearby caldera Called Pillan Patera creating massive lava falls almost 3 km high. I tried to depict this event here.

I've never met Adrian but I already like them #ProjectHailMary

@st4rrdust Danke!

@Prometheus110 this!!!

HA

@StarrdomTWT "Wow, sucks to be those guys."

I hope they’re having fun watching the Vigilante Trials on TV 😀

stand by ed

i am SO fucking SCARED