definitely not 5'8
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the director said “STARTING IN THREE” but she heard “SINGING OFF KEY”
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@VALC_6 Its too late! I have released joker venom into the water supply! And then no one notices.
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Imagine the Joker trying to do his clown schtick in a city where the average citizen has a conceal carry permit for doohickey railguns and shotguns that blast you with 12.7mm slugs
Heavenly@HeavenlyyFather
WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE IN GOTHAM CITY OR NIGHT CITY?
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gente… pensei em levar para o trabalho, será que alguém vai notar?
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@bigcontentguy It's a tune everyone knows and the same fucking lyric line repeated a million times.
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the english fascinate me with these chants. how does everyone know what the chant is gonna be me and spread the information so fast. we can barely do the wave
Harry Cole@MrHarryCole
“There will be no rowing in New York”
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@apparatchitsa You can't say latina and woman right after bro
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thank you to my middle aged latina woman supervisor for calling me mija
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@Iago21059236041 @Nicolasdurruti Igualito a UK con Canada, Australia, NZ, Irlanda, Terranova y Sudáfrica.
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@Nicolasdurruti En España nunca tuvimos colonias en Sudamérica, eran territorios de la corona.
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Territorios que fueron colonia de los semifinalistas
(me debe faltar alguno)
Pop Base@PopBase
The remaining countries of the 2026 World Cup.
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@Nicolasdurruti No falta el que venga a decir que lo de España eran virreinatos
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@ZarMorfeoII Deberías ver lo que hacen las viejas de segunda edad británicas en Ghana
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primero pensé que era una mina que se caso con un negro hasta que me dí cuenta que eran diferentes chabones. Tiene MUCHA cara de mina que hace turismo sexual
Melacaramela@juguitodecalzon
Amigas: la exotización de hombres negros también es racismo. No son accesorios para un video, ni trofeos sexuales. Reduce la identidad de las personas racializadas a características puramente físicas y sexuales.
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@harryph @DanielJHannan lmao the blurb in defence of austerity
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.@DanielJHannan: “There is a line in Count Binface’s manifesto that encapsulates why Britain is in such a mess. “I’ll cut your taxes,” pledges the Clacton by-election candidate, “and raise everyone else’s.”
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Not to be morbid but that baby is literally gonna die
Iris Thalia@JadeK526
Dumb. Sunscreen isn't toxic.
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@BarryLaFortune @jabo_vancouver >las vegas talking about staying in their own lane 🤮
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A sad day for #Seahawks fans that we knew was inevitable. The Allen family were the gold standard for sports franchise ownership. Hands on only when they needed to be, hired good people, gave them the support and resources they needed and let them do their job.
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
A group led by San Francisco 49ers limited partner Vinod Khosla has agreed to purchase the Seattle Seahawks for $9.6 billion, a record sale price for an NFL franchise, per @SethWickersham and me.
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@kissa353 But you can't say kumitate Wii is the slowest one since the speed just fluctuates a lot
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Vinny gets stunlocked
• Game: Rhythm Heaven Groove • Clipped by: FascinatedJR
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@VirtualMementos People acting on the song's comments like ado is such a bigger entity than the game she's in and pretending that remix 8 doesn't exist gets on my nerves man.
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@mikufobia @HappyMantShrimp @FeedRosie Where I live the sun goes down at 1800 year round so I guess that makes the difference.
On top of that everything starts at 0600 (or sometimes earlier) every day.
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@QH43_C @HappyMantShrimp @FeedRosie its winter down here and the sun also goes down at 18:00! by 22:00 most places are closed but you'll find some places open, like food places, convenience stores, the cinema and pubs. keep in mind that i live in a small city tho, CABA is different (more things to do past 22:00)
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This may sound odd to people outside the US but we were specifically taught that in the UK they have an alarm at 3PM for tea time and they all stop whatever work they're doing no matter how important it is for tea
Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper
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@iwsfutcmd I learned of this whole watching hyouka back in 2012.
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the Chinese are way ahead of you, buddy
we're currently in the 小暑 (Lesser Heat)
Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv
in fact I think we should name all 52 weeks of the year. why not? it’s free real estate
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