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@EASwanson @MaraRanger @WooLongTalks @woodysalaskan @jenspirko @MRCEO757 @Reconchick @czestes @ig88lau Good thing we text as I am just now seeing this on 2-6-22. Love you

Today from 1-4. I'll see you there! #openhouse #HomesForSale #HomeIsCalling #roundrock

tenet is ultimately about dudes not realizing they're bros until its too late

Wow. It's been awhile.

@FirstOrder_Jysa So so sorry. I always worry because my lower mid back gives me so much trouble

@QueenOfTheFO Herniated disc most likely, not sure what caused it though.

//Borked up my back and can’t feel my left leg below my knee. Hello emergency chiropractic appointment.

It has been suggested that we should rename as many as 10 of our Legendary Military Bases, such as Fort Bragg in North Carolina, Fort Hood in Texas, Fort Benning in Georgia, etc. These Monumental and very Powerful Bases have become part of a Great American Heritage, and a...

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor

Updated my teacher wishlist. Looks like the coming school year is about to be tricky. Students can't share supplies unless they are sanitized between uses. I need help more than ever this year. Anything helps. Retweets appreciated too! #filter-selection-popover_1590852506726" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=m…

It is our responsibility to speak up against those who abuse their police authority. If you don't see anything wrong with the video of George Floyd - turn your badge in! #RIPGeorgeFloyd

While this year might be over and ended on a bad note, I'm already looking forward to the next school year. Check out my list and see if you can help. Thanks in advance. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/dl… #clearthelist

@DevonESawa Gumbo

The queen, unannounced, shows up at your house for dinner the last time YOU cooked. — What did she have? (Not Beyoncé)

@EASwanson @RiotGrlErin OML

Type “Goodbye 2019, I’m..” and let predictive text do the rest. Mine: Goodbye 2019, I’m gonna puke was the daily ritual.

@BridesBlush What was the truth?

When they got to the hospital to give birth to quintuplets, the doctor told the dad the truth 😱

@EASwanson 😢😭

@taylorswift13 what is your Hogwarts house?

@EASwanson looks like they would

It's been awhile. So my friend and I are thinking of starting a school and I want to know would you send your kids to "Three Bad Bitches Academy "? Retweets appreciated.

@EASwanson What did you say? Was it something like God my ovaries really hurt today. I thought the implant would really cut down on the pain, but the right one felt like it grew 4 times its size. Just like the Grinch's heart.