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@hell_line0 When I was three, I told my parents I was a dinosaur, then a robot, then a space alien. My parents said, "Yeah, sure, whatever," but they didn't let me start drinking WD-40 or "recharging" myself with a fork in the power outlet. It's called parenting.

My nephew is trans. He started telling us at about age 3 that he was a little boy, not a little girl, and he wanted to be called "son" by his dad. No one ever suggested this to him or encouraged him to do it despite him not wanting to. We all just said "sure if that's what you want" and didn't fight him on it. He'll be 18 soon and still living as a boy. Trans kids exist. They deserve to live safely.

@Geniustechw I know everyone is saying "exhibition of speed," and that's true - but, if you mess up road markings (like lines or "stop" or "yield" painted on the road), they do have the option of bringing a vandalism charge. Depends on if the government painted the stripes or random people.

What consequences should the driver face for doing this?

@Hoorain154 If you're a first-time offender with no prior record, that SHOULD be the only night you spend in jail. You'll probably be allowed to plead down to misdemeanor battery. I think that's a fair and adequate sentence. You'd lose your job anyway if you had to do six months.

Do you think losing her job was justified??😂

@EshaAA33 Here's how this works: neither of us is obligated to change to satisfy the other. You don't have to eat bacon if you don't want to. I don't have to quit eating it because you don't like it. Nothing is being modified to accommodate anyone's subjective beliefs.

🥓 Schools today have students from many different religions and cultures, so some people believe certain foods should be removed to avoid offending anyone. Others think students should have the freedom to choose what they want to eat, while many feel respect and inclusion should come first. What do you think schools should do?

@PatsyDiabetes If this woman was real, the aircrew would have had her restrained and diverted the flight. They do that when you roll their eyes at their shitty attitudes, let alone actually challenge them on something.

This is outrageous.. Not a single person on my flight is masked up while we’re in the middle of a double pandemic (Covid + Hantavirus). I politely informed the flight attendant that this is a super spreader event. She just shrugged and walked away. I've already filed a formal complaint with the FAA and CDC. This is reckless and cannot stand. Masks save lives, the science is settled on that.

@PatsyDiabetes @rverkoey @RobertKennedyJr All these deaths and the real tragedy is that one of them wasn't yours.

@rverkoey @RobertKennedyJr 1 death is already too many

The Hantavirus is terrifying. We need to act quickly and lock the country down. @RobertKennedyJr is doing nothing. This is criminal!

@lady_valor_07 Come to think of it, I want an Austin AWFULs jersey...

@lady_valor_07 Why you asking? You know the answer is no, and that the vast majority of people think it's pretty cool. If there really was a "Rednecks" team, it would be the Affluent White Female Urban Liberals (AWFUL) that would agitate over it being "offensive."

White People - Does this offend you ?

@PatsyDiabetes I outright refuse to comply. Come try and make me. Nobody is jumping in front of a bullet for your bullshit.

I’m literally a nurse. MY business is YOUR health. Lockdowns save lives.

@PatsyDiabetes @DinnerWed Perhaps a few license suspensions will settle down these uppity bedpan swappers. You have no directive authority and need that clearly demonstrated, apparently. You proposing use of force? I'm prepared to defend myself with equal force or target you with the same.

@DinnerWed MY business is YOUR health. I’m literally a nurse. Lockdowns keep you safe and healthy.

Yes. We need lockdowns and we need them yesterday. We have two pandemics on our hands.. Covid is still raging and Hantavirus is spreading fast. The science is settled on this: masks and lockdowns save lives.

@victoriaca52156 @catturd2 Same. I was like, "Who knew Wilt the Stilt was so political?"

@catturd2 I read the name at first as Wilt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@climberpilot @AntiLeftMemes That's what H.P. Lovecraft named his cat.

@AntiLeftMemes Call him what Black people call each other

@AntiLeftMemes Janet - or Miss Jackson if you're nasty!

@mmpadellan That would be a pot/kettle scenario. Vroom vroom! Still taking a victory lap on your ass - will it ever end?!?!

Serious question: If I were to tweet "He is just so fucking stupid," would you immediately know who I'm talking about, without even saying his name?

@BritIndianVoice A bunch of people can get together and declare apple pie the official pastry of North Korea - it doesn't change reality.

Britain's national dish is Chicken Tikka Masala. Not fish and chips. Not a Sunday roast. Not a cream tea. Chicken. Tikka. Masala. A dish invented by British Indians. In a restaurant in Glasgow. Because a customer complained the curry was too dry. And now it outsells every other dish in Britain. We didn't just feed Britain. We changed the way Britain tastes. The way Britain smells. The way Britain eats. You're welcome. 🌶️🇬🇧🇮🇳 #BritishIndians

@CleansedTweets Did you know your European grandparents begged my American grandparents for a SLIVER of that chocolate? Once again, an American provides something for a European their own government can't.

Americans 🇺🇸 Did you know Hershey’s chocolate tastes like vomit to Europeans? This is not a joke. The reason? Butyric acid. Hershey’s uses a special milk process (lipolysis) that breaks down fats & creates butyric acid, the same compound found in vomit, rancid butter, and parmesan. It gives that signature tangy/sour note Americans grew up loving, but hits Europeans like a punch in the gut. Cultural chocolate trauma is real 😂 I have tried to eat a couple of Hershey chocolate bars over the years, I can’t get past the first bite.

@Partisan_12 I can make a map of Earth and call the entire thing Dodgesylvania. Y'all gonna recognize my right to be king of everything? If so, let me go grab an El Marko.

There's no such thing called "Israel".

@krassenstein Ok, but when this precedent is flipped and some pink-haired, nose-ringed college girl is facing multiple felonies for spray painting a confederate war memorial or something, I don't wanna hear any crying.

AMAZING NEWS!! Minnesota has JUST charged white supremacist Jake Lang with 2 FELONY HATE CRIMES (5+ years in prison) for knocking over this ice sculpture. Trump can’t pardon him from these crimes.

@NotAvgLiberal Less than $600/week? He's not "paying" any taxes, unless someone else is claiming him as an exemption. He's getting more back than he pays in at refund time.

Visiting my son on his break today… (He’s 17 and works approximately 30 hours a week making $18. an hour.) I just realized he makes more money, And pays more in taxes than his MAGA uncle does. His MAGA uncle works a seasonal job, Laid off 5 months out of the year collecting unemployment while receiving other benefits from the state like Medicaid and housing assistance. He’s also 52 years old. My son, a 17 year old liberal… Makes more money, pays more in taxes, and is less of a burden on society than a 52 year old MAGA male. Make this shit make sense.

@KathleenWinche3 That's not a right. That's a privilege extended by the American government. No foreigner has a "right" to enter the United States, legally or not - it's not an entitlement or a right protected by due process. The United States could close all ports of entry tomorrow.

Only if they do it the legal way !