Not Sara Silverman

@AmericanAir what’s with all the flight delays and cancellations this morning? Weather looks fine!

@capitalweather Bethesda around 1pm!

Would love to hear from ANYONE who actually snagged the @McDonalds McNugget Caviar Kit. Everyone I’ve read agreed the site crashed then said sold out. I was on & refreshing at 11 ON THE DOT #mcnuggetcaviarkit

@capitalweather the sleet is VERY loud here in Bethesda!!!

@capitalweather Will tomorrow’s rain melt any of it?

How much more snow? Another 2-4" possible inside the Beltway. Another 3-5" south of the Beltway. Yes, some areas could BOOM (snow higher than forecast). Updates at cwg.live Photo: Michael Williamson

@BenStandig Shouldn’t be called a fumble if they catch the ball. These losers are forcibly punching out an already caught ball.

The Eagles recovered Austin Ekeler's catch/fumble at midfield. Ekeler hit the ground and got up only for Burks to knock the ball free.

@Jack_Crosby14 Big mistake

Go birds, etc.

Washington turned the ball over 5 times, but their rookie QB threw 5 touchdowns against the number 1 defense in the league, with no run game, and endless stupid penalties. That’s the difference.

@BenStandig Looks weird on tv. Almost like the tv picture color is off

Cool pre-game scene.

@WWERollins thanks for coming!

@lizthegreat @YahooSports Tough loss. I got smoked!!

@DHLUSHelp Hi! DMed a question. My package says delivered…on March 12, 2024……….

Good morning! I am on duty today, let me know how I can help w/your DHL Express US questions! ^MT

ESPN’s Booger McFarland goes off on the CFB Playoff committee for leaving out #FSU. "To me, this is a travesty to the sport... One team has a loss, and that's Alabama. One doesn't in Florida State." #Noles

Florida State is the first Undefeated Power 5 Conference Champion to not get into the College Football Playoff. Despite the ACC having a 6-4 record against the SEC this year. Despite their defense not giving up 30 points in a single game all year. Despite their offense having more yards in the ACC Championship than Michigan had in the Big 10 Championship. Despite holding Louisville’s Top 20 Offense to 6 points. Despite beating 4 Top 25 teams. Despite finding a way to win with their Back up QB in a bitter rivalry game. Despite finding a way to win with their 3rd string QB in the ACC Championship Game. Florida State EARNED their spot in the CFP on the field. With and Without Jordan Travis. You don’t punish or diminish the work of 100+ players and coaches because 1 player is not there on the field calling the shots. FSU always answered the bell this year and their response to losing their QB was to play POSSESSED ON DEFENSE. It’s an absolute travesty that they were excluded from the CFP.

@JoinDrop is a total scam. 1:01 pm and gift cards are sold out. They open at 1:00. Literally one minute till sold out? SCAM SCAM SCAM

@MayorBowser @DCHumanServ @DOEE_DC @DC_HSEMA Are you keeping splash pads open this week?

Keep you and your family safe by understanding the risks of extreme heat exposure. Stay cool, hydrated, and review the signs/tips to stay safe during a hot weather emergency. ⬇️

@JoinDrop Your gift cards just sold out within 14 minutes of being available. Unacceptable.

What song is on your shopping playlist? 🎧🛍️

@lizthegreat There’s only one way to pronounce it. You can’t convince me otherwise

Kris Jenner did this to distract from Kim and Pete

@lizthegreat @KylieJenner this is a good idea