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Fight of the year, so far?

WOOD TAKES THE DECISION #UFCLondon

@bluewhitewall @ReadingFC Never stop fighting for what is right

@ReadingFC In the playoffs and still not doing position order. 🥲 Big game today. Massive 6 pointer.

TEAM NEWS How we line up in Stevenage this afternoon.

Carlos Tevez speaking in ENGLISH in the Netflix promo for the Peaky Blinders film. Incredible 😅🇦🇷

There was a businessman whose wife was REALLY into sex... He was a hardworking guy, and he still managed to satisfy his wife's needs. One time, he had to leave for another country for a business meeting. He would be gone for a week. He knew his wife's sex drive and didn't want to take risks, so he thought he should gift her something so she could satisfy herself and didn't think about searching for a new partner, so he went to an adult toy shop. As soon as he entered, the first thing he saw was a blow-up doll, but he soon dismissed the thought of buying it since it was almost like another human. He then proceeded to the dildos section. There he saw all kinds of dildos, from massive to tiny to ones which glow in the dark, but none of them grabbed his interest, so he decided he would go somewhere else and began to leave the shop when he was stopped by the owner sitting behind the cash counter. "I know what you're looking for", the owner says This grabbed the businessman's attention, and he stopped to hear what the owner had to say. "There was a man many years ago who looked just like you, wealthy but tired. He had a wife whom he couldn't satisfy, and she was about to leave him when he came here and got my help. He's happily married since then" "How exactly did you help him?" asked the businessman. The cashier bent down and revealed an engraved wooden box from under the counter. There were all sorts of symbols on the box. He opened it, and inside it was a pink latex dildo, similar to the ones on the shelf. "This is an ancient artefact haunted by a Maori tribe who all died of sex deprivation when all the women of their village were killed in a plague, all their souls now reside in this dildo", said the owner. The businessman, being a sceptical guy, laughed and then turned to leave. The owner says, "You're all the same, thinking there's nothing above this material plane of existence. Watch this." The businessman turns around. "Voodoo Dildo, keyhole" To his astonishment, the businessman saw the box violently shake and the dildo rise in the air, float for a second and hover over to the keyhole in the front door and start to shag it. The dildo shagged the keyhole with such force that the door unhinged and started cracking. "Voodoo Dildo, box" The dildo stops shagging the door and returns to the box. "ILL TAKE IT, cried the businessman, and after a lot of negotiation, he finally purchased the dildo and ran home. He tells his wife about the dildo and how to use it. "Voodoo Dildo, pussy. That's how you activate it", the businessman told his wife and went on his business trip. After 3 days of being horny, the wife finally gave in to her urges and opened the wooden box, took out the dildo and uttered "Voodoo Dildo, pussy". The dildo shot from her hands and started shagging her. First slowly and then changing speed as the way she wanted. After an hour of shagging, the wife thought it was enough, and she grabbed the dildo to turn it off. But it didn't stop shagging her. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to stop the dildo. She started panicking and called him, but he didn't pick up, so she started to dress up and go to the hospital, all the while the dildo was still shagging her. She got in her car and started driving. On the way, she had a huge orgasm, and her car swerved and almost hit another car. A cop saw this, and she was stopped at the side of the highway. A cop approached her. "Ma'am, you almost hit the grey SUV back there. Have you been drinking?" The wife then proceeds to tell him all about her husband and the voodoo Dildo and that she can't stop it now. The policeman then says, "Yeah, right, Voodoo Dildo my ass."

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies.

@TheScottAdkins My son would be ideal but at 12 he wouldn’t pass for the age required. Hes a talented martial artist

UK casting call for English martial artist who can play the 16 year old version of Scott Adkins in my next movie. Send in submissions to brawlermovieuk@gmail.com

“I’m scary to people that are scared of expressing themselves and just scared of life in general.” - Keith Flint   When ‘Firestarter’ was recorded, Keith stepped forward to record his first vocal for The Prodigy.   After hearing Liam Howlett’s instrumental, he decided to try vocals. The result transformed the track and shifted perceptions of what an electronic act could sound and look like.   Raw, confrontational and full of expression, the performance pushed The Prodigy further into the spotlight and helped turn ‘Firestarter’ into a global success.

One of No.2 Hero’s And a BloodyLoveLeh Bloke #JimDavison 🫡 I Say Jim I Bloody Say TICKLED Old No.2 WATT 🤣🤣🤣👌

@DiscussingFilm We’ve lost a legend. RIP Chuck Norris🕊️ 1940 -2026

@DiscussingFilm 🙏

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

Classic Jim Davidson. You couldn't get away with this these day, this was meant to shock. This is old-school comedy, when people still had the ability to laugh at themselves.

This time we go back to Kickboxing Dennis Alexio America's best ever kickboxer 🇺🇸 circa 80s-90s The first KO I ever seen IRL at .23 secs

@UltrasPodcast Gone for the hard sell to shift those tickets

Who wants to bet me a Greggs sausage roll this COUNT is in Tyson's dressing room on fight night?

Details make the difference 🧠 Erin Blanchfield and Fatima Kline linked with the Tackett Bros to break down Cassia Moura's arm drag from UFC BJJ 6!

GSP teaching his favorite takedown for MMA👇

@Will_Casuals Wall mount! Got one in my garage not as well used as that beauty though!

I finished my training & tried one of these for the first time. What’s it called? It’s fun to mess about with.

@CoveredGeekly I think we will see either daredevil, Hawkeye or black widows sister in this shot. I would say hulk but seems like he’s an antagonist in this film

It's happening again... isn't it 👀

A Brand New Day starts now. Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.