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When Paul Gascoigne was in the England Under-21s with Julian Dicks, the two of them had the sort of relationship where one quiet night could become a problem.
They were away together with the squad, and one evening Dicks wanted to sneak out into town and go to a pub.
Gazza did not fancy it.
“I didn’t feel like it.”
That should have been the end of it.
But Julian Dicks was not letting it go.
He kept on at him.
Again and again.
And by the time Gazza was trying to sleep, Dicks was still going on about it.
He would not let him settle.
So Gazza waited until the next day.
Dicks was asleep in his room, and Gazza went out to buy fireworks.
He took them back to the hotel and went into Dicks’ bathroom.
Then he lit a big banger and set it off.
“The noise in the enclosed space was incredible.”
Gazza then ran straight into Dicks’ room shouting:
“Evacuate, evacuate, bomb blast, bomb blast!”
Dicks woke up in complete panic.
He jumped out of bed and ran naked out of the room into the corridor.
Gazza then locked him out in the corridor.
All the guests and staff came to see what the loud noise.
And the only thing they were met with was Julian Dicks stark naked.
“It was a good laugh.”
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