Robert Smith

BREAKING: Suicide drones are attacking a U.S. military base in Erbil, Iraq. Fighter jets are flying over Iraq, trying to shoot down the drones which have reportedly been launched from Iran.

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

🚨 BREAKING: FBI conducting 'court-authorized criminal search warrants' at the office of Virginia Sen. L. Louise Lucas, federal law enforcement sources say

BREAKING: US oil prices are experiencing a sharp reversal, now up +8% in 60 minutes, as doubts grow over an Axios-reported potential deal to end the Iran War. This comes as Iran has launched a new website called the "Persian Gulf Strait Authority."

BREAKING: According to our analysis, ~$920 million worth of crude oil shorts were taken 70 minutes before an Axios report claimed the US and Iran were near a "14-point" deal to end the war. At 3:40 AM ET today, nearly 10,000 contracts worth of crude oil shorts were taken without any major news. This is equivalent to ~$920 million in notional value, an unusually large trade for 3:40 AM ET. At 4:50 AM ET, just 70 minutes later, Axios reported that the US is "close" to a "memorandum of understanding" to end the Iran War. By 7:00 AM ET, oil prices had fallen over -12% with these crude oil shorts gaining approximately +$125 million. Minutes later, Iran launched the "Persian Gulf Strait Authority" and oil prices surged +8%. What just happened?

Hassett on American consumers: "Credit card spending is through the roof. They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else too."

BREAKING: President Trump says “Project Freedom” in the Strait of Hormuz will be paused on the request of Pakistan and other countries.

I’m sitting here gobsmacked that this buffoon with a 70s porn mustache is a publicly-traded company’s CEO.