Robin Cartwright

Dear @OVOEnergy it is physically impossible to manage my accounts online because your system appears to have been built by morons. Also, you never answer the ‘phone. So please, for the love of God, stop sending me letters EVERY SINGLE DAY

Thanks @the1975 for spending 450 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Part Of The Band. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3mIj9lX…

@LifeAfloat Well put Nick: as I kayaked in the upper reaches of the Thames this afternoon, I won’t forget the rainbow

Despite spending the past 12 days totally sidestepped of the mainstream, it’s not lost on me the enormity of today’s sad event. This evening’s sunset seems aptly sombre. Wishing everyone well.

view from buckingham palace

Exciting podcast news. My new episode of 'Lost Albums' is out, covering the incredible @KateBushMusic and her 1989 masterpiece The Sensual World open.spotify.com/show/0j0XlkIcQ…

@richardosman Prima Donna-level demanding. What next: you expect heroin dealers to legally tell you how much more heroin they can get?

Legally Netflix should have to tell you how many episodes there are in the series you're watching.

Respect to Joni and Neil after the dreadful decision by Spotify to back Joe Rogan

Amazing day with some truly inspiring co-Trustees @KPMGFoundation . Our incredible Trustees make me feel slightly less awful about leaving after 9 amazing years. @FoundlingMuseum ‘s Study Room inspired by @lemnsissay

@LifeAfloat We’re with you @LifeAfloat, even if we seem far away

24 hours left of this view. I've chosen to discharge myself from hospital because I know I'll be much happier at home. With the COVID restrictions as they are, the psych-ward isn't the space I need right now. Thank you all SO much for your incredible kindness & good wishes. 😊

@Flora_Anderson I did donate but only enough for coffee cos that’s wot it sed. Why not join Ko-Kaine instead?

#thetomorrowwar is the worst science fiction film I have ever seen, and I should know as I have actually seen all of them including Plan #9 From Outer Space

@DavidHughesTwit @Vegemite Can we do worst lyrics too? "Can't complain, mustn't grumble Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble" ABC, That Was Then But This is Now

The best rhyme in a song ever is “They took all the trees, put ‘em in a tree museum. Then they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see ‘em” (Joni Mitchell) “I said do you speak-a my language? He just smiled and gave me a @Vegemite sandwich” (Men at Work) Other:

@MediaGuido Heard it live. Properly nearly. From this article, it seems like the PN CEO utterly misrepresented the Stonewall position which:

Pink News CEO Picks Fight with Today Programme’s Justin Webb Over Stonewall Controversy order-order.com/2021/06/08/pin…

@Jax_C @OxCIEJ @ConsSynergies Great article @Jax_C : it’s a salutary reminder of how limited the consequences are of brutal illegal poaching

SA’s rhinos are disappearing fast. My new @OxCIEJ article investigates how the real war on #poaching takes place in the courtroom. With insights from @ConsSynergies and @Ashwellbglasson

@stephensonhm Beautiful weather! I’m up in Lake District with my Best Man

@LifeAfloat Wonderful story, strength to your elbow: from a fellow kayaker and chronic depressive, you’re an inspiration

Morning folks, I’ve awoken to discover my story prominently placed on the BBC News website. I’m truly grateful there is interest in what I have to share. 'Sea kayaking helps my recovery from depression' bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…

@APIGlobal Hello - we're very keen to present at your forthcoming oil spill conference on the catastrophic problem of oil spills in the Niger Delta, but haven't heard back from my email to you .... enactafrica.org/research/resea…

@SorrelleJade cf. top shelf of what was larder cupboard

The island in the kitchen used to host a standard and ENTIRELY SUITABLE selection of oils, vinegars, salt & pepper. Legitimate cooking stuff. There was no BOOZE. It is now, in essence, a bar. #LockdownLife