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The price here is ₦1,150,000 Sha.. If a dollar is 1,400, that’s 838k. We’re using USA address so there’s tax and also pay for delivery to our address and pay for flight to be brought down to Nigeria.. I guys you know much it cost for 1 item to be shipped ??? So do you think we are this stupid to come and rent shop in computer village 3 million naira, pay transport everyday to office or buy fuel for car, feed yourself, family, pay bills, pay house rent ₦2m then come and be selling MacBook for you at 838k because it’s actual price was 838k from apple? Be like you go sell 200 units u no go see money renew rent. Be like una dey craze.. order am from apple directly by yourself and bring to Nigeria or go and open your own gadget store and sell it 838k

How to spot a terrible marketer with 3 questions: 1. Explain how you’ll grow my biz without defaulting to “just make more ads or spend more.” 2. Tell me how 100 more ads of the same are going to bring new customers? 3. What can get my customers to come back besides defaulting to “just send more emails” Then watch them squirm lol Having scaled 26 brands to $1mil/mo (+ scaled our own agency) I know all the "gimmicks" poor marketers use.

Good day CSP. Three days ago, you accepted a public challenge to walk into any police station and get free bail for any accused without disclosing your identity to prove that bail is free. This is my 2nd follow up on this matter. I would appreciate a response as to.your your availability sir.

PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE Section 36(5) of Nigeria's Constitution: "Every person charged with a criminal offence shall be presumed innocent until proved guilty" Parading suspects before cameras labels them as criminals BEFORE any trial. That is prejudging & its unconstitutional.

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I will lock the entire 400m on Jollof+ for 1 year, collect over 86m instant interest. That’s what I will use to enjoy my year. Once it ripes, I will lock it again and again and again.

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Here's the prompt to the 3d logo Ultra-photorealistic product visualization of [USER LOGO] as the central subject, rendered in a hybrid digital-physical aesthetic. Use the uploaded logo as the absolute identity source—preserve its exact shape, proportions, and typography; do not reinterpret or generate new forms. CAMERA & COMPOSITION: - Shot on digital cinema camera with 85mm prime lens - Low-angle, Dutch/canted perspective, tilted 15-25° - Medium-close framing, shallow depth of field - Sharp focus on logo edges and surface details, soft background falloff - Full-bleed composition, logo occupies ~50% of vertical frame, centered with dynamic negative space LIGHTING & ATMOSPHERE: - Primary illumination: internal luminescence emanating from the logo itself - Secondary: soft top-down key light + cool blue ambient wash from bottom-right - Color temperature: ultra-cool (9000K+), high-contrast interplay - Effects: subtle chromatic aberration on high-contrast edges, volumetric bloom/glow, refractive caustics where light intersects form - Atmosphere: sleek, high-tech, luminous void with digital depth MATERIAL TREATMENT (apply to logo surfaces): - Hybrid finish: frosted glass translucency layered with polished chrome accents - Surface: smooth, refractive, glossy with micro-beveled edges - Light interaction: internal scattering, subsurface diffusion in translucent zones, sharp specular highlights on metallic segments - Micro-details: visible material thickness, light catching on bevels, subtle surface imperfections (micro-scratches, film grain) for analog realism BACKGROUND & CONTEXT: - Abstract gradient void: deep black (#000000) in upper-right transitioning to vibrant cyan-blue (#0080FF) in lower-left - Subtle digital dithering/noise overlay, faint volumetric blue haze in midground - Diagonal color split creates dynamic tension; logo floats suspended at the visual nexus COLOR PALETTE: - Dominant: #000000, #0080FF, #FFFFFF, #2A4B8D - Accents: #FF4D4D (minor prismatic refraction highlights), #80FFFF (edge glints) - Maintain high contrast; avoid oversaturating blues RENDERING STYLE: - Targets: realistic light falloff, prismatic color separation, subsurface scattering, analog film grain texture - Avoid: flat vector aesthetic, unnaturally clean CGI edges, plastic-looking renders, excessive blue saturation - Add subtle surface artifacts: chromatic fringing, micro-scratches on glass-like surfaces, faint light leak in upper-left corner IDENTITY PRESERVATION: - The uploaded logo is the ground-truth reference. Do not alter its geometry, letterforms, or brand elements. - Apply all lighting, material, and atmospheric effects *onto* the existing logo structure—enhance, don't reinvent. ASPECT RATIO: 1:1 | Resolution: 1024x1024+ | Style: Conceptual luxury tech

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Japan is the only major economy where a house loses 50% of its value in 10 years and hits zero in 22. By government statute. The reason 9 million homes sit empty has nothing to do with "overlooked opportunity." Japan's tax code charges 6x more property tax on vacant land than land with a structure on it. Owners keep rotting houses standing because demolishing them triggers a tax penalty. The akiya crisis is a tax distortion, not a buyer's market. The renovation math is where most foreigners get wrecked. A $15,000 house in Kyushu needs $30,000-$80,000 in renovation. Japanese banks won't give you a mortgage without permanent residency or years of employment history in Japan. You're paying cash for a structure the Japanese government officially considers worthless. Then the resale trap. If a house was hard to sell in the first place, selling it again later is equally difficult. Rural Japanese land doesn't appreciate. The population in these areas is declining so fast that some villages will literally cease to exist within 20 years. You're buying into a market where your only potential buyers are other foreigners who saw the same viral tweet. One guy who actually made it work, a Swedish model turned renovator, spent $110K total on purchase plus renovation for a single property. It brings in $11K/month in short-term rental revenue now. But he learned Japanese, moved there full-time, built community relationships for years, and got a minpaku license that caps rentals at 180 days per year in most areas. The Italy comparison tells the real story. Those €1 homes came with mandatory renovation commitments of €15,000+ within three years or the town claws back the property. Japan's version is gentler but the underlying dynamic is identical: governments paying people to repopulate areas that economics has already abandoned. The opportunity is real for a very specific person. Someone who wants to live in rural Japan, speaks or is learning Japanese, has cash, and treats the purchase as a lifestyle decision with a negative expected financial return. For everyone else reading this as a real estate arbitrage, the 9 million empty houses are empty for a reason.

This French pet brand is doing $4k/day with a Pixar-style dog ad. Here's why this creative specifically works so well. The dog speaks. In first person. "Hi, my name is Rocky." The moment you hear a dog talk, you stop scrolling. Not because it's gimmicky. Because emotionally, it's what every dog owner wishes they could have. One honest conversation with their animal. The guilt angle is surgical. "I don't show you because I love you and I don't want to disappoint you." He's not blaming the owner. He's protecting them. That's so much more powerful than showing pain. It creates a debt the owner desperately wants to repay. The mechanism feels scientific, not salesy. Microtraumas. A biological reflex. Veterinarians. The dog explains the product better than any human spokesperson could. Because you can't argue with the dog. The Pixar format isn't a gimmick. It's a strategy. A real dog can't talk. A human actor feels like an ad. But an animated dog in a warm kitchen, looking straight at you? That's a character you trust before he says a single word. And the close hits different when it comes from him. "Please do it for me. I can't tell you any other way, but I need this." You're not buying a harness. You're answering your dog

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

In court this morning, there was this case where EFCC arrested and detained someone for 16 days. The suspect, through his lawyer, filed a fundamental rights action challenging the continued detention. When the EFCC lawyer was explaining why the suspect had been in their custody, omo… the court sparked. The judge told EFCC: “You people can be lawless sometimes. Why will you detain somebody for 16 days without a court order? That is why you people lose cases up and down.” The court was visibly angry (and honestly, why EFCC go detain person for 16 days? E get as e be). Imagine say the reason for the arrest and detention na because the suspect dey owe somebody one million naira. Since when EFCC become debt recovery agency? Finally, the court gave judgment against EFCC, the police, and the creditor (the person wey the suspect dey owe). The court ordered them to pay ₦1.2 million to the suspect/applicant for unlawful detention. So you see why you should not sleep over your rights. Our judges are still here doing justice and being the hope of the common man. My advice: Stop using police and EFCC to recover debt — it is illegal. If you are arrested unlawfully, tell your lawyer to file a fundamental rights enforcement suit ASAP. E dey help. If you like argue my advice… that one concern you. © Law Parlor

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@Nafeesa1404 Why not use that same energy to pray to Allah so he can bless you to gift him 10 million so he can enjoy his weekend? If you give him money you go die or Allah won't answer your prayer if you pray to have money to give him and make his life easy?

Today, my husband sent me 10k for the weekend ❤️ I pray Allah keeps me alive, healthy, and strong to one day enjoy 10 million for the weekend when all we’ve prayed for finally comes to pass. 🙏🏾

I interviewed all of the best creative strategists in the world. @binghott. @iamshackelford. @DenneyDara. @sourfraser. @MatthewGattozzi. @pkennedy93 @thedennis. @harrydelmege_. @heyitsalexP. (thank you so much guys, you're all the best) If you read this document you will be able to become, train, & hire the best advertiser/creative strategist in the world. I promise you that. Hiring and training creative strategists is one of the most expensive mistakes you can make if you get it wrong. So I asked the best in the world: what separates the ones who actually produce winners from everyone else. I wrote it all up in one doc. I put a lot of time into this and there literally 0 AI, just 14 pages of straight sauce. reply "STRAT" and I'll send it over.

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We have 30 days in a month She sees period maximum of 5 days Short time = 15k Overnight = 40k 25 days x 15k = 375,000 naira 25 days x 40k = 1 million naira Total = 1,375,000 naira monthly Let’s be very pessimistic, divide the total by 2 She makes 700k monthly An average govt worker get paid 300k monthly You can say anything about ashaw0 work but don’t ever say there is no gain

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this cowork agent knows which ads will print money 😱 here's the system that knows what meta doesn't: step 1: pull the raw data → pulls @Meta ads, GA4 + your source of truth (ie @hubspot, @Calendly or a csv) → assumes broken UTMs, disconnected tools, no data eng step 2: map ads by angle → agent re-groups every ad by MESSAGE family (teardown, save-time, founder-led, etc.) → your best message is usually scattered across 3 campaigns + 2 audiences. meta can't see that. → now you can answer the only thing that matters: which angle is producing $ step 3: score buyers not clicks → not CTR. not CPL. not ROAS. → bookings. signups. revenue. whatever moves YOUR business. → 4 questions every day: what's real, what's fake, what's leaking, what's underfed step 4: the 4 outcome truths → REAL WINNER: strong clicks + strong buyers = scale → FAKE WINNER: strong clicks + garbage buyers = cut. no hesitation. → LEAK: good ad + broken page = rebuild page → UNDERFED: quiet crusher at 9% of budget = feed it step 5: find what's breaking → tells you exactly where it breaks: ad, page, or follow-through → last week it caught a founder-psychology ad landing on a generic SaaS page converting 34% below account average → not "something's off." but specific. actionable. step 6: 1 minute brief → 60 seconds brief. lands in cowork/telegram → every rec ships with a confidence tag. low data = no rec step 7: memory that compounds → week 1 finds the obvious fake winners → week 4 it pre-flags curiosity hooks before they become the next fake winner → every cycle is smarter than the last input: meta account + GA4 + one outcome source output: real winners. fake winners. leaks. what to do next. the old way: → triple whale: $300/mo → northbeam: $500/mo → hyros: $500/mo → data analyst: $8K/mo = $9,300/mo of "it depends" this: $0 I packaged the entire system as the Outcome Kit. 3 claude cowork agents + 12 skills: - data reader (meta + GA4 + outcomes. source truth only) - diagnostician (angle mapping + 4 outcome truths scoring) - brief writer (concrete moves + pattern memory) also works with @openclaw and hermes (@nousresearch). giving it away free. comment MONEY + like + follow (must follow so i can DM)