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@X9_redux He also was a TV show host as part of his character. $$$

If you ever watch Home Improvement just remember. Tim Taylor was roughly 38, big home, hotrod in the garage, 3 kids and single income.

@wayofftheres The neighbor's house must burn

We started feeding the ducks that live local, youngest likes seeing them in the front yard. Lil mealworm in the grass, tasty treat. I come home to see the neighbors have lured them off with a water dish. Do I escalate straight to an above ground pool?

@jockowillink @kerfaffle Whal clippers feel privileged to be at your service

@kerfaffle I own Whal clippers

Hi @jockowillink Thought I'd seen in a video/podcast or post that you have your own electric hair razor. If yes - can you share what that is? Looking to save some cash on haircuts that only take about 10-12 minutes at the barber these days - LOL. #FolicallyChallenged Thx!

@FearedBuck My coach said. You touch gloves once before the fight starts. That's it. Never again until the fight is over. That was my Mexican boxing coach.

Female fighter is receiving backlash after knocking out her opponent in 6 seconds immediately after touching gloves

@scotthortonshow Try changing from "for you" to "following" and back again as needed. It might help.

Man, fuck this algorithm. I’ve been seeing the same damn couple dozen tweets all day.

@skoczan75 @RJAlexander15 @ImBreckWorsham Trump does not fit the both sides argument, i agree. He's beyond help, hope, and needs to be impeached for endangering our nation on a perpetual basis and then admitting it on TV.

@RabidRabbit_OG @RJAlexander15 @ImBreckWorsham No dude, you can't both sides this.

I'm a woman. I'm accustomed to men lying to me, which is why I remain single. I'm a journalist who's covered politics professionally since 2008. I'm accustomed to politicians lying to me. That's just what they do. I don't trust people. Which is why I don't associate with many of them. But Trump snuck right in under my radar, man. He made me trust him. I BELIEVED him when he said he was different. Never again. Never, NEVER again.

Iran might be the best Prepper of all time. All their efforts and planning are now needed more than ever.

@OwenBenjamin Is Prager a cyborg in training or just dying of throat cancer?

Prager makes a good point here if you understand his world view. So few people are actually able to be honest with themselves about this. It is totally crazy to be America first if it’s from people you consider your slaves. I legit think he’s logical here with that given. Imagine if your dog was more loyal to another dog it would be very frustrating if you believe you’re the one who provides and protects the dog. They are extremely open about this world view btw. They kind of suck at slavery. I bet their grandparents were legendary tho but this crop of grabblers is so weak

@LibertarianMama Retards use the phrase "out of touch". It's called purposefully redirection and distraction.

Us: “Gas is unaffordable.” Government: “Trump’s signature is going on the dollar!” Us: “The job market sucks.” Government: “Here’s an app you can download to get your news!” Us: “We don’t want war!” Government: “We’re hosting UFC at the White House!” Us: “We can’t afford food.” Government: “We made up another award to give to Trump!” Has there ever been a more out of touch administration than this one?

@RobSchneider Hey Rob, how about fuck you? Yeah, try that you tiny mongrel.

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider

@andy_buksterlin So much gay today

I knew it.

@Ryan_Clark_1974 @MasculineM7 Imagine being a new grad and upset with 70k and 7% annual raises. Wow.

As a hiring manager, I had a similar interaction in an interview. After verifying that I didn't misunderstand, the next words out of my mouth were, "Great, that's all I need, we will let you know if we decide to move forward." 1. This is a person not grounded in reality. 2. This person has zero understanding of business. 3. This person would constantly be unsatisfied and in the 10% of employees that take 90% of your time and energy. Hard pass.

Good luck hiring Genz Females 😇

If Trump wasn't controlled by his ego and the Epstein files, then he'd publicly expose and denounce Israel.

@JJWatt Oh look, JJ Wahhh is all grown up .... 😉

Might have just peaked in the steak preparation game. Not sure where it can really go from here. Just stood there staring at it for a good 5 minutes.

@sourpatchlyds Your description gets more accurate as the video progresses. Hilarious.

When the person pretending to be crazy meets the person pretending to be sane:

@BostonByBirth What a cute baby

A few people have asked for my son’s name; it was John Charles — we called him J.C. — and we named him after his grandfathers.

My son died. I know he didn't contribute anything to mankind — he was only two months old — but I like to believe he was destined to do something good for humanity. It's been a while since his death, and I hate to dwell on it so publicly, but I wanted you to know him.

@Jamison247 @JessicaTarlov

@JessicaTarlov The left doesnt understand a joke because they dont have a sense of humor.

Everyone sitting at Mar-a-Lago realizing he’s talking about them.

@JessicaTarlov She's not wrong. Out of his own mouth. He's a despicable person through and through.

@gregkellyusa HAHAHAHAHA I've never seen such a clueless and ignorant person. Please keep talking.

Can’t stand these guys—and that stupid “MAN CAVE” —these two Braggy VETS seem to be REALLY into DRINKING. Joe was drunk night after night in the Baghdad “Green Zone” (safest place in Iraq) and SHAWN here does his Podcast in a Bar? VETS, who are Stressed Enough, don’t need More Alcohol. GET HIGH ON LIFE! (ps: less drinking and more Research Shawn!)

@philthatremains Low

what are the chances these are Americans?