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@nickysmokess You dumpin sac?

OVO FAM THIS OUR TING

@CBHeresy Isn’t that the same thing as saying, “hi” and then someone starts swinging on you? Isn’t that what 1A is?

You are correct: you cannot attack someone over words alone. But if I walk up to your wife and say, “You’re so ugly even Bill Cosby wouldn’t r*pe you, you obese cow,” and you start swinging at me, and I then shoot you, a court is unlikely to uphold my self-defense claim.

@DevonESawa Eh, if he goes to prison for an extended stay he’ll be welcomed by the nazis and have protection, no?

@RayKump Exactly! Chud’s uncle from Jersey is driving down to TN right now to sort this whole mess out

A lot of you have obviously never seen My Cousin Vinny, and yet you pretend to understand how the law works. Curious.

@Peter96355998 @signulll Is a “proper” alcoholic just a responsible drinker?

@RandomFanMan @signulll Proper alcoholics don't get hangovers.

drinkers know when the liquor store closes. alcoholics know when it opens.

@signulll You’ve gotta be a drug addict to also be a functioning alcoholic lol

@signulll Disagree. Functioning alcoholics wake up hungover, take adderall, tell themselves they aren’t drinking today and then feel good enough at the end of the day that they pick up a six pack, then go back before close for a bottle of wine. Repeat.

@DearS_o_n You’re a man: turn on, tune in, drop out

You're a man, Quit porn. Delete Tiktok, Delete Snapchat, Delete Instagram, Read old books. Follow God's word. Find a beautiful wife. Get married. Build a family. PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FORWARD IN 2026.

@Waldrada @HomerPavlos Six seven!

@HomerPavlos I just can't unsee it. The similarities are too striking.

Christopher Nolan chose Wilson’s 2017 translation of Odyssey, one of the worst translations with a clear feminist woke agenda and a strong emphasis on the women in the Greek poem. Emily chose the "Ladies in Blue" for her cover, a Minoan fresco that has nothing to do with Odyssey

@DearS_o_n If your wife doesn’t care about you, get divorced and find someone who does

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

@missus_wormy “Be like”

White people be like my dad got hooked on pills after he hurt his back

@Metsfan627 Omg, the algorithm is so trippy. I’ve seen two DMB shows in my life, the one you posted from 1999 and then on Monday in Austin, haha.

It’s safe to say this is the date the obsession started. #DMB

@BridgetPhetasy @mckaycoppins Apparently lying is up, because I don’t believe that chart at all

@mckaycoppins I would agree if the kids weren’t anxious isolated messes. But it seems like whatever has replaced it…is worse.

I know it's fashionable now to panic about trends like this because it's evidence of antisocial behavior, phone addiction, the teen loneliness epidemic, etc. but my bold, counterintuitive take is that fewer children drinking alcohol is a good thing.

@Marc_Brownstein Being in Vegas definitely helped lol, so much walking just to leave the hotel!

Really hoping to Average 10k steps in 2026. Somehow, 5 months and 13 days in, I’m right on target.

@RealCGriff The fans really would’ve stopped the Knicks from hitting 18 3’s in the first half! Lol

To the people saying Philly is no longer a great sports town after the Knicks takeover yesterday:

@4thOfJuly365 4 and it’s not even close. I know this is clickbait bot shit from some 3rd world country, but for the folks commenting, it’s a no brainer. It not only has the most people but the fucking pentagon.

7 or 8.

@JebraFaushay @OracleinIrvine Lived in CA for years and have never seen it that low

@OracleinIrvine I’m not there right now, it’s $4.09 where I am currently.

Kris Jenner cosplays a smoothie maker at Erewhon, a luxury grocery store where her bespoke smoothie is about $22. Read the room, sweetie. Gas is $4 a gallon, commoners don’t want to pay that much for a drink.

@barstoolsports Nick will win

The Surviving Barstool Season 5 Cast has been revealed Who do you think will win it all?

@Variety What a crazy downgrade from Phish

No Doubt performs “Spiderwebs” at their Las Vegas residency opener at the Sphere

@patrickbetdavid Phish at the Sphere

What's the best concert you've ever been to?