RandomSprint🧭

This is still the video of the decade for me. The COVID mask. The historical events. The music. God, the music is perfect. I listen to it every time.

@CnnmnSchnpps That's great, too! I was thinking of new suburbs that can be built father from town, but screw expensive parking, too!

@RandomSprint They enable more density where you want it (remove downtown parking lots) - and that’s a good thing

Self-driving cars are going to be an undeniable win. Less deaths. Less idle hours. Less pressure for density. Independence for teenagers and the elderly. I can't wait. We can't let limited interest groups rob us of this future. It's too important.

@coldhealing That's admirable

@Microinteracti1 Ungrateful. I don't think we should have let the Soviets enslave you, Putin invade you, or the Iranians nuke you, but it would be nice if you had an ounce of appreciation.

Germany is not hosting American troops. It is hosting American power. Amplifying it. Projecting it across three continents. And now, for the first time with real legal and political weight behind it, voices inside Germany are beginning to say out loud: Berlin could shut down every American base on German soil. A fiber-optic cable runs beneath Ramstein Air Base. It carries a signal from a drone pilot in Nevada to an armed aircraft over Yemen. Fraction of a second. Precision. Control. That cable sits on German soil. Cut it, and the strikes do not miss. They simply cannot happen. This week Washington punished Berlin for telling the truth about the Iran war. Five thousand troops withdrawn. A presidential post calling Germany a failure. The language of a tenant who has forgotten whose name is on the deed. Because Berlin can end all of it. Not the 5,000. All 36,436. Every soldier, every satellite dish, every signal passing through German soil on its way to a target over Africa or the Middle East. Spain tore it up. Italy said no. Germany has not moved yet. But it is thinking about it. And what it is thinking about is this: Germany holds the one thing that separates America from every other country on earth. The ability to project military force across three continents simultaneously. Take away the European staging ground and the United States becomes what every other nation in the Western Hemisphere already is. Large. Armed. And unable to reach anyone who does not live next door. open.substack.com/pub/gandalv/p/…

@HK416D556 Shit happens. No hard feelings. I pray we will never need to help each other in war and that we'll both be ready if our hands are forced.

アリゾナ記念館改装前後に訪れました。 行く前の想像と違い、記念館は日本非難ではなく、戦略戦術を高く評価し、改装後も同様。 再び訪れたとき、高歌放吟する中国・韓国人を横目に日系人ガイドの言葉を忘れません。 ｢一人でも多くの日本人が訪れることを我々は待っています｣

Yesterday, my family came home and told me there was a dead bird in the driveway. Husband duty. I put on some disposable gloves and got a trash bag, but when I picked up the bird - an aptly named mourning dove - it stirred at my touch. I'm tough, but I couldn't bring myself to suffocate the creature, that had likely dashed itself upon my property. I got a shoebox, gingerly scooped the animal, and hid it in the tall grass by the creek. Maybe it recovered. Maybe it fed a lucky snake. Who can say. When I returned home, a bevy of doves watched me from my rooftop. At least three birds sat on shingles, heads turned sideways so their eyes could watch me directly. I know mourning doves mate for life. I don't know what they were thinking, but I like to imagine they understood.

@RandomSprint im still relishing the moment someone asked if I was you after talking to me for 30 minutes

Do not ask your mutuals what they thought you'd look like.

@dealbakerjones I'm counting the immeasurable wasted hours in commuting time as a death.

@RandomSprint *fewer deaths

@RandomSprint i imagine you as wiry. maybe it’s the pfp

@AlecEBG My views on carbon dating are completely homodox.

@RandomSprint I had to read comments to realise this isn't about things like carbon dating (I.e. using nuclear forces to date things). Disappointed

Every married poster is sitting on a stockpile of nuclear dating takes that they hold back through sheer chivalry. The button to unleash these is sealed behind a pane of glass bearing the words "Break glass in case of poor engagement."

@0xdasha Based

someone with this banner just liked my post

@blockhead4000 @nullpointered All while sporting the emoji of the French nobility. Terrible.

I will personally chew through the cables that connect them to our internet if you guys crowd fund a submarine to get me down there

@Ken67547214 There is no malice in your words

@RandomSprint Are you telling me that you don't even wear the hat? I always imagined a baseball cap

@RandomSprint I feel like you look like a baseball guy. Like a regular guy at a baseball stadium (not the fat ones)

Cc @Toy__Truck

@BecomingCritter I had good inspiration for my Costco thread. x.com/i/status/19007…

What's your favorite tweet that you authored?

@redstagnoggin Very persuasive. You've made me change my mind.

@RandomSprint Unfollowing. Evil.

@tier4eftmembear Uhhh

absolute cinema