Jay the Hero 🥊

I don’t know what’s dumber, that I keep deleting twitter accounts or that I keep making new ones

@NathanpmYoung Open to anything but commitment huh x.com/jay_the_hero/s…

I doubt I'd be poly while my (hypothetical) wife was pregnant/with young children. A) We'd both be busy B) Seems an unusually bad time to feel compared/unsupported. Is this an unusual take?

@RandomSprint It’s crazy how you nuked the last one just to get away from me personally

One theme I'm noticing from the Twitter parent gc is that all our toddlers do not want to take their bike helmets off. If my kids are bizarre, they'll have friends they can be bizarre with together.

@somewheresy Trolling is a art

I am not an "internet troll". What I do is far more complicated and interesting.

@ludwigABAP @samanthaaouyang @PennMandT x.com/ThePurpIeKnigh…

@samanthaaouyang @PennMandT if I speak my mind I am cancelled

time for a reintroduction :) hi, i'm samantha! born/raised in toronto, un-dropped out of @PennMandT (matsci & wharton), based in SF now > former competitive gymnast, swimmer & figure skater > 6 yrs in crypto since 15 > founded/scaled a women in stem npo to 84 countries in 1 yr at 16 > IChO team canada > got funded for my 1st startup at 16 building advanced materials for water purification > ex-nomad / female solo traveler > gap yr at 20, built a cryptography platform for SA survivors, founding growth at a robotics startup to $20M Series A, got my O1 visa > cafe enthusiast, matcha popup host, and firm believer that the internet made us forget how many interesting people are already around us > i like food & parties (top 0.1% SF diner on beli, top 0.1% partier in CA on partiful, top 350 beli worldwide) > currently building @elsewhere_today, making physical spaces better at creating meaningful connections always down to meet ppl interested in deeptech/crypto, startups, non-linear life paths, asian-inspired cafes, raves, fusion restaurants, escape rooms, or hosting things tgt :) ft. me running btwn speaking on a panel & my own talk in argentina

@RandomSprint Please don’t tell my wife

Theoretically, if one were turned on by creating shareholder value, then playing factory simulation games would be porn. And one might play those for 13 hours in a day. Theoretically.

@Oszillate Result of the internet replacing real life

↓ seen on reading up on a tumblr mutual (as I still do occasionally despite not having logged in in a few years). definitely a thing I know, but I'm kinda done with this speaking to me. Attaching your face to your online self cannot ruin your "regular life" if you don't have one

There are not nearly enough guys whose bit is being a bird. There should be more bird guys around here

@somewheresy @RealRiddimHours The CEO of the hottest company on the planet does product announcements in all lowercase. No one is buying it anymore.

@RealRiddimHours God the prose is fucking annoying. Oh this is so serious but let me type in all lowercase so you can see how cool and disaffected I am

They come home to roost

Father’s Day feels like double dipping because you’re really going to celebrate me for doing a job this easy and fun? You absolute suckers

@tunahorse21 Everybody who’s anybody is talking about property based testing and time traveling replays these days

I LOVE DETERMINISTIC TOOLING THAT CAPTURES REPLAYS AND ISOLATES THE EXACT BUGS WOOOOOOOOOOOO

@coldhealing @Investor_NICK_ Willy Loman and his consequences

@Investor_NICK_ Sales is really low status in America still. I remember being at a college career fair and the guy at the booth sheepishly admitted "the only positions we have right now are sales" expecting me to just walk away

The viral video the chick working at Stripe making $300K/year brings up something interesting about tech sales. It’s a career that really isn’t talked about during college. You won’t hear any of your college friends wanting to pursue it or professors recommending it.

@fxxfy Things said before before releasing your Special Attack

@somewheresy Thank you this actually helps a lot

There’s still time for some of you.

@goblinodds That’s why the middle option is the most popular

@jay_the_hero hmm but the people who run the restaurant cant know which it was

youre meeting at a sit-down, nice but not fine dining lunch restaurant (waiters, the whole shebang). they dont serve coffee is it ok to bring in a (disposable) cup of coffee to drink with your meal?

@goblinodds I can understand it if you still happen to have your previous, unrelated coffee stop with you. It’s weird to do on purpose.

@jay_the_hero assume yes! (i dont do this but im asking to resolve an argument)

@JosieAldoMMA You don’t see many people learning front kicks from Steven Seagal these days

I miss the OGs of modern MMA grifting. Where are the Ido Portals, Joshua Fabias and Edmond Tarverdyans of the world now?

What else is like this?

@eigenrobot Seems like the inevitable endpoint of credentialism

so it seems there exist in the united states _remote doctoral programs_ whose entire purpose is generating work authorization great deal for all parties. universities get cash to launder access to american labor markets everything is fraud now ha ha

@1thousandfaces_ This is what happens when you don’t make your spaces inclusive for bullies. Diversity is our strength