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Mane
@RangedPower
doomed to watch history reruns on the real life channel
Katılım Ekim 2011
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@josiahhughes Norm Macdonald would call this joke smart but lazy
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absolutely shameful. an oscar weighs ~8.5 pounds. throwing it at your wife, even while presumably intoxicated in the middle of the night, is tantamount to abuse
Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrien
Thanks to my funny and beautiful wife, Liza, for tolerating months of 2 am Oscar pitches.
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@NYKnickAnthony @StreetsblogNYC the alternative to letting people store their bikes safely in one location is for them to store their car exhaust fumes safely right outside your window
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@StreetsblogNYC “Bu but Why should the city provide public space for the free storage of YOUR private property?”
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When Streetsblog gets answers, New Yorkers get accountability.
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@BOyster922 @Arin_Yumi in America, getting to lick the boot of a pedophilic TV show host who bankrupted a casino is a sign of deep respect
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@Arin_Yumi That’s the kind of joke you only tell to a very trusted and beloved ally. In the United States this is a sign of deep respect lol
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Japanese news outlets were doing a live translation of the press conference, and when Trump dropped the Pearl Harbor joke the translators were audibly lost for words and paused for a few seconds in disbelief
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@0neWayOut @harleybaghdad "i'm gonna post this video of you defending yourself on youtube and ruin your restaurant's earnings for the next 2 months"
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@harleybaghdad “This ketchup. It doesn’t pass the Heinz test it’s not real Heinz Ketchup”
“Yeah and what are you gonna do”
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@_brickguy @artwithinpod it's just a quick edit of a commercialized movie franchise, it's not like they're using AI to edit a ballet or an opera
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@artwithinpod Unfortunately they used photoshop AI to fill in the gaps
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this is unbelievably funny. collect all the infinity stones for a complete image. together, instagram reels and youtube can bring back cinematic grandeur
Kaustubh Debnath@kdcloudy
If you superimpose DUNE Part Three Instagram and YT trailer, you get an IMAX 1.43:1 frame 😍
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@AllwhichIam @RpsAgainstTrump they all recognize it *after* it hits them in the face and not a moment sooner
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@RpsAgainstTrump Atleast they're able to recognize they're own stupidity, that's more self reflection than most Trump voters are capable of
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Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?
PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t.
Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?
PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.
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@meteotek @CUmeorah @LEZB0B0MB nah, his first flight is him clunkily levitating into space and passing out
obviously he's scared to go faster than a seagull
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@RangedPower @CUmeorah @LEZB0B0MB One of the shots in the OP is literally from Invincible's first flight.
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@meteotek @CUmeorah @LEZB0B0MB the "character discovers flying and really enjoys it" shots obviously need to be full of movement and they need to nail the feeling of flying, but not every scene is about that, sometimes they're just functional transitions for them to get to the place of a scene
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@CUmeorah @LEZB0B0MB Oh yeah for sure but it's also just cause the Superman show understands that if they want the characters to stay still in the frame they need to zoom in and animate the background and if they want a far away shot there needs to be some actual motion from them.
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@MakeStonks @thomaschattwill the next step is for youtube to remove the "uploaded date" entirely (and it would even be stupidly on brand with all the things they've removed so far)
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@thomaschattwill This is the epitome of “you’ve already seen the last video that you will ever be 100% sure is real”
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Whatever the reality, this marks a major epistemological turning point in the modern world.
The Verge@verge
Benjamin Netanyahu is struggling to prove he’s not an AI clone theverge.com/tech/895453/ai…
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@Ettorefy @HQNewsNow in 50 years it will sound like one of those weird state laws from 1800s about how it's illegal to ride ugly horses
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@HQNewsNow Idea:
In government, if one person calls someone "low IQ" or dumb, they should be able to challenge them to an IQ test duel where the loser must retire immediately.
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Trump: Gavin Newscum has admitted that he is that he has learning disabilities. I think a president should not have learning disabilities. The president of the United States, Gavin Newscum, admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia, everything about him is dumb
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@kent53883487 @da_yoyo_master there is an ancient sumerian wisdom that goes something like "before you criticize a man, you should stand in his goop-seeped shoes for a day"
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that cannot possibly be the most efficient way to move goop
𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance@FalconryFinance
12 hour shifts at the goop scoop factory
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@samquinn502 @emeraldappul at risk of having to clean up vomit where the audience was sitting, they could've used AI to create a few seconds of animation of them holding it
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@emeraldappul I mean, promotional material doesnt spawn out of thin air the second they win.
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do you think they have a now-scrapped image of nick and judy holding the oscar
Disney Animation@DisneyAnimation
Nick and Judy *stun* on the red carpet 🤩
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FUN FACT: Rafael “Ted” Cruz is the first Canadian-born Cuban man to represent the country of Israel for the State of Texas in the U.S. Senate
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@Mrplaystation73 @KirPinkFury the sky reflections do destroy the color a bit from that distance/angle
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Someone will do it, I know they will.
IGN@IGN
The window from Princess Peach’s castle is real and in NYC
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@Katauroraaa Wait you're telling me voting does matter? My individual vote matters?
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Boca Raton made this meme real
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch
🚨NEWS: Democrat Andy Thomson has won the Boca Raton mayoral race by just ONE vote. 🔵 Thomson — 7,568 🔴 Liebelson — 7,567 With 100% of votes in, Thomson becomes the first Democratic mayor of Boca Raton in over 30 years. One vote decided the election.
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@DEGrouchIII @dieworkwear you can't get personally rich off of doing nothing, you gotta rev up the grift engines at least somewhat
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@dieworkwear He literally had to do nothing. He could have coasted off of Biden and claimed THINGS ARE GREAT BECAUSE OF MEEEEEEEEE. And yet here we are.
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@Turn_Trout @robertskmiles @AndyMasley are you saying 'directionally correct' is directionally correct, but 'closer' would be better?
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@robertskmiles @AndyMasley why not just say "person B is closer"? I find "directionally correct" to be vague
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I love "directionally correct" as the new name for a useful lie
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my uncle wearing a confederate hat just apologized for misgendering me
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@mil0theminer it also couldn't be named "Kid Pix" in our post-Epstein world, people would be afraid to search for it
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If we tried to create this in 2026 it would be electron and using 4gb of ram idle on a white page
nostalgia@nostalgicfile
Kid Pix (1991)
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