Kinetic Bonda

@IAmSteveHarvey from the living room to the bedroom

If you can travel anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?

@darensammy88 now if the New Zealand team dont get flights back it would be understandable- Kiwis are flightless birds

I really hope it’s the day the joy comes

@sardesairajdeep bade bade deshon mein axar aisa hota hai

Sunday humour ahead of the final: Axar Patel (nicknamed Bapu), is truly the father of the nation. - He caught Salt. - He helped bring down the Union "Jacks". - He defeated the English non violently. - It's largely due to him that the English are leaving the country. - He was thrown out of the team (train) while playing (working in) South Africa, and returned with a vengeance to liberate india. 😀😛

@hvgoenka Vishwaguru will became Droneacharya 😆

Wars once meant tanks on land and ships at sea. Today wars mean missiles, drones and AI in the sky. That’s why India needs an Iron Dome-like shield: - stop missiles before impact - neutralize drone swarms - protect our cities & critical infrastructure - counter threats from hostile neighbours Yes, it requires heavy investment. But the real value is deterrence, protection and strategic leverage.

@rameshsrivats @grok Nee sollu die !

@rameshsrivats @grok Does it understand the meaning of the Tamil word saavu@grok ee

Hey @grok, answer these 5 questions on today's #INDvsNZ finals. And a short summary of the reasoning behind each answer. 1. Which team will win the toss? 2. Which team will bat first? 3. How much will they score? 4. Which team will win? 5. By what margin of runs or overs?

@joybhattacharj Sakinaka is an armpit

DELHI IS A MASK! Chennai is early morning music, Goa the sea breeze, Kochi the fishing nets in the sunrise. Delhi is a mask. Bengaluru is a park, Dehradun a steaming cup of chai, Kolkata is fresh puja flowers. Delhi is a mask. Indore is poha jalebi, Bhopal an azan, Darjeeling a delicious Momo. Oh, better to be anywhere than Delhi with a mask. (h/t Brian Bilston)

Construction debris chute broken-dust/garbage thrown in air from 20th floor at PAP resettlement building built by MMRDA, Behind Gundecha Towers,LBS Marg, Bhandup W. #AQI #Mumbai #BMC @mybmc @richapintoi @mybmcWardS @CPCB_OFFICIAL @zoru75 @RajoolP @INCMumbai @bjpmumbai @CleanAlm

@rameshsrivats Masterstroke. H1B is the extra 2ab in the a+b whole bracket squared

Donald Trump is going to charge $100000 dollars per year for a H1B visa. With this move, US won't engineer lakhs. It'll just lack engineers.

this did not age well

@sardesairajdeep @ShubmanGill @StarSportsIndia the cricketer with an auspicious mind and who can breathe under water - शुभ मन Gill

Have to say that my cricket predictions a tad better than my political ones sometimes! After watching him play in his first test in 2021 this is what I predicted for @ShubmanGill . Turning out to be spot on! What a superb player! Well played young man⭐️⭐️👍 (@StarSportsIndia @JioHotstar @SonySportsNetwk time for a new cricket voice ?😊)

@greg16676935420 @keithrichards59 , is this true ?

We are now closer to the year 3000 than we are from 1950 Let that sink in

and what about - Pakora ? - the movie Pakeezah? - tetrapak be tetrashree? - pakka is shreeka?

Should Indians boycott/Ban Turkish towels ?

Anil Kumbh le

@kafkasbluebug how do you know?

@missirraa noidanknowya

do you guys think that ibrahim ali khan and agastya shah know that noida is an acronym ?

@IndianTechGuide Criminals in Delhi deserve Capital punishment

🚨 Indian Cities Crime Rate Report. (Times of India)

@riachops Noidaaniyan- Noida shaming explained

there is a scene in Nadaaniyan where a guy tells Ibrahim "you are from greater Noida" (derogatory) and he responds with "i am from greatest Noida"