JulyaInTheSky.bsky.social

I'm going down with the ship, if we all end up on the bottom of the sea tonight and this is our last hurrah...I leave you with my favorite advice: When in doubt, duck.

Come on over, the water is niiiiiccceee

I thought I was the only one that remembered this song existed. Careful though, it's an earworm...pops into my head when I'm driving sometimes and gets stuck there for days lol

@VaGyver @SlenderSherbet Sascouch

If I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone but there will be signs.

Paul Bellini, The Towel Guy, needs your help. gofund.me/80e4542d

I think of this scene whenever I hear Dire Straits.

@JaydaEvans 😔💔

Y’all. Pedro cut his hair

@AaronLevine_ I sure $%#&# hope so

CAN YOU WIN THE GAME IN THE FOURTH QUARTER

45 years ago today, Taxi gave us one of the best scenes in sitcom history. "What Does The Yellow Light Mean?" @TheRealMarilu is actually stabbing herself with a pencil to refrain from laughing.

@rx0rcist All of them

Evelyn just asked me what the number before infinity is and I said…… I’ve never thought of that idk haha.

Ignore the fucking polls and be ready to vote like your vote is the vote that’ll change the whole outcome.

for my gen X folks

PSA - Taco Del Mar has a horchata milkshake that has no business being as good as it is

@ScrtDrugAddict 'sup

To all my silent followers Today is your day, just say hi or some shit, so I know you’re still alive!

I cannot believe that we have spent so much of society's resources on crypto. It is deeply embarrassing. Stop sniffing your own farts and go create some real value you dopes! There's a whole universe of problems to solve.

Republican women: your vote is a secret. Your husband doesn’t have to know.

@angryseattle If only 😔

Well that was a nice summer. Onwards to fall 🍁

@SnoCoSheriff Umm...say, what now?

Granite Falls Deputies are investigating the sighting of a 10’ alligator near the 9400 block of Ray Grade Rd. The reptile was last seen south of Ray Grade Rd toward the Pilchuck River. No further information at this time.

@ahandleforian Huh, who knew 🤔

Love this team