Rayomand J. Patell

It’s upsetting to watch so many people be led to believe a software feature created from human exhaust is an alien intelligence. It’s a psyop. LLMs are a clever way to compress and search large databases with patterns. They have now inhaled effectively all of human knowledge. From this point, there will be spikes of improvement in narrow areas, but the big models are already collapsing from inhaling their own exhaust. The core technology is at least 40 years old. Neural networks are nothing new. We’re just attaching obscene amounts of computing and data to them. The physical nature of an LLM is literally just a database of tokens (word parts) and weights (relationships) that can be queried. It is not magic. It can be made deterministic by setting the entropy aka temperature to zero. It is a clever way to store an immense amount of data and retrieve it through token predicting. “Agents” are just LLMs being queried in a loop. They take exponentially more energy and suffer the same problems as chatbots—hallucinations and sycophancy—but exponentially more complicated to solve. In reality, it’s all a category error. It’s a mirage created by the desire of a small group of elites to build a technological and financial moat around themselves. “AGI” is the McGuffin, the plot device, to serve as the messiah that will deliver people from the toils of everyday life. The broligarchs are trying to sell us our own replacements. According to them, we won’t have to drive, or work, or think anymore. The robots and AI will all do it for us. It’s the oldest con there is: magic beans. Your chatbot is not your Jesus or your girlfriend. Your Claude instance is not intelligent. It’s a search engine for human knowledge stolen from the internet and the destruction of physical books. So please understand. You are witnessing the biggest financial bubble in all of human history based on deceptive marketing, astroturfing, and cult dynamics. You are not witnessing the birth of a new intelligence. Unfortunately, that’s a battle we’re losing.

Elon Musk just put the entire university system on trial. Not the curriculum. Not the professors. The premise. Musk: “You don’t need college to learn stuff. Everything is available basically for free. You can learn anything you want for free.” For a thousand years, universities held one monopoly. Access. You paid the toll or you stayed ignorant. The internet erased that in a decade. Every lecture. Every framework. Every textbook. Free. From any screen on Earth. The six-figure tuition is no longer buying knowledge. It is buying a signal. Musk: “There is a value that colleges have, which is seeing whether somebody can work hard at something, including a bunch of annoying homework assignments, and still do their homework assignments.” That is the product. Not intelligence. Not creativity. Not vision. Compliance. You are paying $200,000 to prove you can tolerate bureaucracy on a schedule. Musk: “Colleges are basically for fun and to prove you can do your chores. But they’re not for learning.” The entire system is a sorting machine for corporate HR. It does not measure what you can build. It measures whether you can sit still, follow directions, and deliver on command. Four years of obedience dressed as education. Musk: “If you’re trying to do something exceptional, you must have evidence of exceptional ability. I don’t consider going to college evidence of exceptional ability.” The system optimizes for average. It rewards the compliant. It certifies the patient. It quietly filters out everyone who refuses to wait for permission. The ones who reshaped the modern world never finished the test. Musk: “Gates is a pretty smart guy, he dropped out. Jobs is pretty smart, he dropped out. Larry Ellison, smart guy, he dropped out.” They did not drop out because it was too hard. They dropped out because the speed limit was too low. The most dangerous thing a university does is convince a generational talent that finishing the syllabus is the achievement. It is not. It is the floor. A degree is a receipt for compliance. The future has never belonged to people who finish their homework. It belongs to the ones who never needed the assignment.

@recap_david Agent

I built an AI marketing agent to run my $100K media company. After 4 months of prompting, tooling, and integrations, I built this agent that effectively replaced my content team. Here’s how it works under the hood: → Scrapes Reddit, Hacker News, X, and Google News → Publishes a Morning Brew–style daily AI newsletter (10k daily readers) → Repurposes that content into:  • viral Twitter threads (like this one)  • short-form videos for TikTok & Instagram  • Reddit posts  • high-engagement LinkedIn updates → Produces content that’s driven millions of impressions → Generates custom, brand-aligned images for every unique asset All automated. The entire system runs through Jarvis-like voice commands, powered by ElevenLabs + n8n (see video below, I literally trained it on Jarvis from Iron Man). No manual content creation. No team to manage. Runs while I sleep. I'm no longer focusing on this business, so I'm giving all this away for free. If you want the complete system, prompting, n8n templates, & setup walkthrough: Comment “AGENT” Like & Retweet Follow me (so I can DM you) I’ll send everything over.

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation." I don't know what Agile means. Nobody does. That's why it works. I make $425,000 a year. To move sticky notes. From left to right. On a board. The board is digital now. The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses. Progress. Day one, I said "we need to break down silos." Everyone nodded. Silos are bad. I don't know why. But destroying them is a career. My career. I introduced "squads." Squads are teams. But disrupted. We disrupted the teams into teams. Different names. Same people. Same problems. But Agile problems now. Agile problems are strategic. A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing. I said, "The mindset." He asked what that means. I said, "It's a journey." He asked where we're going. I said, "Toward agility." He asked what agility means. I pointed at the sticky notes. They were moving left to right. That's velocity. We have velocity now. The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work. I said, "That's waterfall thinking." Waterfall is bad. Like silos. I don't know what waterfall is. But I know it's bad. She stopped talking. Waterfall accusations end conversations. We had a retrospective. In the retro, we discussed what went wrong. Everything went wrong. We put it on sticky notes. Then we moved the sticky notes. Into a column called "Parking Lot." The Parking Lot is where problems go to die. It's full. We don't look at it. That's agile. Velocity is up 40%. I defined velocity. I also defined the points. I also defined the stories. We're crushing it. At the things I made up. To measure. Ourselves. The CEO asked for ROI. I showed a chart. The chart went up. Charts should go up. This one did. I didn't label the Y-axis. Nobody asked. Leadership is confidence. We do standups now. Every day. We stand. For 45 minutes. Standing is agile. Sitting is waterfall. My legs hurt. But we're transforming. The transformation is now "Phase 3." Phase 1 was assessment. Phase 2 was implementation. Phase 3 is "continuous improvement." Continuous means forever. Forever means job security. I'm very secure. My contract was extended. Three more years. For "cultural impact." The culture is confused. But impacted. Agile transformation isn't about being agile. It's about transforming. Continuously. Toward more transformation. The destination is the journey. The journey is billable.

@hasan28d News

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@RayomandJPatell launches Firestarter - integrated brand communication & tech agency. Firestarter is being launched along with an international partnership with Munich-based MONKEYWAY GmbH. Read the full story: exchange4media.com/advertising-ne… #AndreasAdam | #e4m #Firestarter #RayomandJPatell #BrandCommunication #TechAgency #AgencyLaunch #GlobalPartnership

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@ramkid I think about us all the time.

If the plural of radius is radii, abacus abaci, cactus cacti, and fungus fungi, why isn't the plural of us i? Have i just said something deeply profound or incredibly silly?

@neeleshmisra Truly sad. Had enjoyed walking the entire circuit from Rokeby to the Bakery and back. Can’t believe how cars can even fit on that path.

Will you guys leave no part of Uttarakhand? कुछ नहीं छोड़ोगे क्या उत्तराखंड में? The most beautiful part of Landour (Musoorie) is also being ruined. The quiet and beautiful Lal Tibba Road in Landour — one of the most beautiful mountain paths in India — is being destroyed. It is turning into Mall Road. How can this happen under the watchful gaze of the Landour Army Cantt authorities? On a road where a sign famously reads “शांत रहिए। पंछियों की आवाज़ सुनिए” (Please be quiet, listen to the birds) cars have been allowed, and bikes, there is garbage and a stream of loudly honking tourists who don’t give a damn about any place they visit in India. I felt so sad walking on it today. So sad. This is criminal. What sort of greed or insensitivity is it that drove authorities to allow this invasion? youtu.be/A5nIF7asFGc?fe… @Anoopnautiyal1 @sachin_rt @VishalBhardwaj @adgpi @PrannoyRoy7749 @ukcmo @pushkardhami @JubinNautiyal @ohoradiouk @cblandour @PMOIndia

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@INDmoneyApp it’s me again. Two or three years ago i had a problem syncing my investments to the app. Could someone get in touch with me on WhatsApp first so i can connect them with my financial advisors and once working properly - make this my favourite app ever again.

@instagram can you please offer a reason? We’re a BMW car group that’s been around for close to a decade. We hardly even post! What community standards have we violated? Mystified by this arbitrary action by your techno AI system. Restore our account please!

The DUMBEST things about modern shoes They’re so dumb that I’ve dedicated my career to fixing them. Let’s break it down🧵

@ramkid Freddy on the gram making a visual medium, a home for words You on X making a place for micro fiction, turn into a home for a beautiful story. Magnificent story this one. I choked up too. What do you guys eat for breakfast? Such supremacy of craft. 🙌🏻

There was something ineffably graceful about her. Him. Them. I don't know what her preferred pronoun was. Or if she even knew there is some such thing. I'll just use she/her. Because that feels right to me. +