Robin

Feeling cute might delete later

Living in America at the present moment is like being locked inside a carnival tent and being forced to watch a demented clown show that refuses to end with your eyes taped open.

I liked one post from a duck and now my entire timeline is like a bar fight on Noah's Ark

POV: your mom buys you every shit she sees on Amazon 😭

The training process was tedious, but now he knows he is not allowed on the couch.

I love the fact that King Charles went all the way to America and presented Donald Trump with the end of a bell. A bell end. A bell end named after Trump. Well played, Your Highness.

Majesty and Travesty

True Story. ✅

I feel like everyone should know about Goldcrests. They weigh just about 1/100th of a pound and look really grumpy all the time.

You know what's more secure than a big new ballroom? Prison.

If you want to know what it looks like when someone survived a shooting look at the faces of students and parents outside of Columbine HS. Now look at the faces of these demons.

Every school needs a ballroom.

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

Every MLB team should adopt a rescue dog and make them their official Bat Dog!🐶⚾ A shelter pup sprinting out to fetch bats between innings? Pure joy, second chances, and instant crowd favorite. Adopt. Train. Win hearts❤️

@checkthetweande @DanLamothe Ha ha ha ha!! You win the internet today.

@DanLamothe And we will pay to clear them out. Unless we can get Mexico to front the bill.

EXCLUSIVE: It could take six months to fully clear the Strait of Hormuz of mines deployed by the Iranian military, and any such operation is unlikely to be carried out until the U.S. war with Iran ends, the Pentagon has informed Congress — an assessment that means the conflict’s economic impact could extend late into this year or beyond.

When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

Strait of Hormuz is Open! Strait of Hormuz is Closed! Open! Closed!

Eddie found a nice little puddle for himself and he'll be damned if he's gonna let anybody tell him he can't enjoy it to the fullest. The little shaking of the head "no" absolutely killed me 😂

In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.